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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Ellen DeGeneres I really don't think I need buns of steelI'd be happy with buns of cinnamon
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: The only fortune worth finding is finding – the developing our rich, inner talents – those seeds of greatness that god plants inside every one of us, awaiting our discovery.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: The only fully educated people are self-educated.
Type: Labor Day Funny Sayings By: H.L. Mencken The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Anthony Robbins The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.
Type: Love Sayings Funny Sayings By: John Powell The only love worthy of a name is unconditional
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Theodore Roosevelt The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Fred Small The only measure of your worth and your deeds will be the love you leave behind when you're gone
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau Not only must we be good, but we must also be good for something
Type: Housewarming Funny Sayings By: G.M. Weilacher One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Pudd'nhead Wilson The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money
Type: Thank You. Funny Sayings By: John E. Southard The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Bob Schaffer The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents
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