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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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      Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      I can resist anything but temptation.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson
      For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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      An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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      Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Oscar Levant
      The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Ellen DeGeneres
      I really don't think I need buns of steelI'd be happy with buns of cinnamon

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      The only fortune worth finding is finding – the developing our rich, inner talents – those seeds of greatness that god plants inside every one of us, awaiting our discovery.

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      The only fully educated people are self-educated.

Type: Labor Day   Funny Sayings By: H.L. Mencken
      The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself

Type: Self Improvement   Funny Sayings By: Anthony Robbins
      The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.

Type: Love Sayings   Funny Sayings By: John Powell
      The only love worthy of a name is unconditional

Type: Career   Funny Sayings By: Theodore Roosevelt
      The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Fred Small
      The only measure of your worth and your deeds will be the love you leave behind when you're gone

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau
      Not only must we be good, but we must also be good for something

Type: Housewarming   Funny Sayings By: G.M. Weilacher
      One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Pudd'nhead Wilson
      The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money

Type: Thank You.   Funny Sayings By: John E. Southard
      The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Bob Schaffer
      The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents
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