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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alice Walker I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Oscar Levant Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Robert Half There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Michel de Montaigne There are some defeats more triumphant than victories
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Frederick Faber There are souls in this world which have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin There are sufferings that have lost their memory and do not remember why they are suffering
Type: Responsibility Funny Sayings By: These are the days when a man grows into the man he's gonna be for the rest of his life.
Type: Arbor Day Funny Sayings By: Rabindranath Tagore, Fireflies, 1928 Trees are the earth's endless effort to speak to the listening heaven
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Archibald MacLeish There are those, I know, who will say that the liberation of humanity, the freedom of man and mind, is nothing but a dreamThey are rightIt is the American dream
Type: Teacher Appreciation Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Irena Chalmers There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown There are times in everyone's life when something constructive is born out of adversity... when things seem so bad that you've got to grab your fate by the shoulders and shake it
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Nicolas Chamfort There are two things that one must get used to or one will find life unendurable: the damages of time and injustices of men
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