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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : David Letterman I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: Schuyler Colfax These martyrs of patriotism gave their lives for an idea
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Augusta E. Rundel Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragranceIt may weave a spell of nostalgiaChristmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in whi
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: P.J. O'Rourke Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Richard Lamm Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for itDeficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Carol Nelson Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Lenora Mattingly Weber Christmas is for childrenBut it is for grown-ups tooEven if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Washington Irving Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: W.J. Cameron Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Norman Vincent Peale Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Mary Ellen Chase Christmas, children, is not a dateIt is a state of mind
Type: Maturity Funny Sayings By: Friedrich Nietzsche Man's maturity: to have regained the seriousness that he had as a child at play
Type: Birth Funny Sayings By: Frederick Leboyer Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: James Shubert Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships
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