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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Unknown Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Unknown Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Frank A. Clark Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: Kill one man and your'e a murder, kill a million and your a King, kill them all and your a god.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: John Gardner When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Edwin Teale Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Yes, one must suffer, even in vain, so as not to have lived in vain
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Madonna Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Beverly Johnson Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Only one unmarried man ever became president of the US. Why? Few single men have goals.
Type: Get Well Soon Funny Sayings By: Susan Sontag, Illness as Metaphor, 1977 Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sickAlthough we all prefer to use only the good passport, sooner or later each of us is obliged, at least for a spell, to identify ourselves as citizens of t
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: The sane world will always be vunerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
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