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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Bobby Murcer Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks
Type: Car Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Kahlil Gibran I said to Life, I would hear Death speak. And Life raised her voice a little higher and said, You hear him now
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Maltbie D. Babcock Better to lose count while naming your blessings than to lose your blessings to counting your troubles
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990 Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once
Type: Self Confidence Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln I like to see a man proud of the place in which he livesI like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Listen to the exhortation of the dawn.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Go oft to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Mick Miller I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Type: Luck Funny Sayings By: Ellen Goodman We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck . . . But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Plato At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Alan Loy Mcginnis If you train your mind to search for the positive things about other people, you will be surprised at how many good things you can observe in them and comment upon.
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: As you travel on through life, whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the donut and not upon the hole. Only optimists make history. No monument was ever built to a pessimist.
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