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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: Jean de La Fontaine Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Jean de La Fontaine Everyone calls himself a friend, but only a fool relies on it: nothing is commoner than the name, nothing rarer than the thing
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: Buddha When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings; when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Unknown Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Unknown Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Frank A. Clark Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: Kill one man and your'e a murder, kill a million and your a King, kill them all and your a god.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: John Gardner When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Edwin Teale Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Yes, one must suffer, even in vain, so as not to have lived in vain
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Madonna Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Beverly Johnson Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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