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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Rainer Maria Rilke Perhaps all the dragons of our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us once beautiful and brave
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Bertolt Brecht Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Kimberly Kirberg Love is always present, it is just a matter of feeling it or not
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Peter Ustinov Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Cathy Carlyle Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Lynda Barry Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke
Type: New Job Congrats Funny Sayings By: Douglas Adams Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Robert Frost Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Robert Frost Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Lord Dewar Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Arthur Ashe Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Aristotle Friends are an aid to the young, to guard them from error; to the elderly, to attend to their wants and to supplement their failing power of action; to those in the prime of life, to assist them to noble deeds.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Henry Adams Friends are born, not made
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Friends are family you choose for yourself
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