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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : David Letterman I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Lionel Kauffman Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Children are all foreigners.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Edward W. Howe Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981 Children are one third of our population and all of our future
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Maureen Murphy Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit
Type: Maturity Funny Sayings By: Leo Rosten Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: Polybius Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal; while others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than before.
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: Joseph Joubert Children have more need of models, than of critics
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Jesse Jackson Children need your presence more than your presents.
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Gail Sheehy When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to piecesWomen go right on cooking
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: George Bernard Shaw Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: Unknown Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Cynthia Ozick We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
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