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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : David Letterman I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Herbert Bayard Swope I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is:
Try to please everybody.
Type: Flag Day Funny Sayings By: Thomas Carlyle, "Sartor Resartus" Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows' meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they call their flag; which had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen?
Type: Butterfly Funny Sayings By: Chang Tzu I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Its’ not our drinking that gets us stinking; It’s our stinking thinking that gets us drinking.
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Tom Stoppard, Jumpers It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Leigh Hunt Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked the earth was born on that day; and then smile and enjoy yourselves for the rest of it; for mirth is also of Heaven's making
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Keep both eyes open before marriage; half-closed after.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Denis Waitley Real motivation is that drive from within: You know where you are going because you have a compelling image inside, not a travel poster on the wall.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Aristotle The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Buddy Buie and J.R. Cobb, "Rock Bottom" (song) Rock bottom is good solid ground, and a dead end street is just a place to turn around
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughtsA mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child
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