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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: Nietzsche One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets go, one soon loses control of the head too.
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: The right wife drops not from the sky; she must be sought by studied eye.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Arthur James Balfour I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Disraeli The magic of the first love is the ignorance that it can never end
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Irish Proverb Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Edward V. Rickenbacker I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through ?then follow through.
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Aesop Union gives strength.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for - annually, not oftener - if they had succeeded in exterminating their neighbors, the In
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Edward Sandford Martin Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: E.P. Powell Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Erma Bombeck Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepareThey are consumed in twelve minutesHalf-times take twelve minutesThis is not coincidence
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Ayn Rand Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Ray Stannard Baker (David Grayson) Thanksgiving is the holiday of peace, the celebration of work and the simple life... a true folk-festival that speaks the poetry of the turn of the seasons, the beauty of seedtime and harvest, the ripe product of the year - and the deep, deep connection o
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: W.J. Cameron Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action
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