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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Edward Koch The fireworks begin todayEach diploma is a lighted matchEach one of you is a fuse
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: William Faulkner Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bearThat's how he finds that he can bear anything
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Ralph W. Sockman The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Rita Rudner Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: Harvey B. Mackay Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Elbert Hubbard Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Elbert Hubbard Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: True friends are those who know the worst about us, but allow for our intentions.
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde True friends stab you in the front
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Charles Caleb Colton True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Dave Tyson Gentry True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
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