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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Charles Caleb Colton True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Dave Tyson Gentry True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Steven Wright (Referring to a glass of water) I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: Unknown Eat; drink; and be merry; for tommorrow you may not be able to afford it
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: John Andrew Holmes The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959 When written in Chinese the word "crisis" is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: William Hazlitt Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Jerry Gellis Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Francis Bacon Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes, and adversity is not without comforts and hopes
Type: Maturity Funny Sayings By: Mary Reinhardt Immaturity prevails in those who pursue it
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Unknown Teamwork means more we and less me
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: David Letterman New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
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