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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: George Herbert The best mirror is an old friend
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Dwight D. Eisenhower The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, it's usually lousy
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Burton Hillis The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: One test of happiness: most savers are happy, most spendthrifts are not.
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Arthur Koestler, Janus: A Summing Up The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Thomas Boswell The best place to catch a baseball hit by (Mark) McGwire is definitely not within the confines of the playing field, or sometimes even the ballpark. Other players dial '1' for long distance. McGwire has to ask for an international operator
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: William Wordsworth The best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts,
Of kindness and of love.
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: William Wordsworth The best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today’s work supremely well.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: The most prized all possessions is a pleasant disposition – 10% nature; 90% nurture.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: At first sight, wise sayings seem monotonous, dull reading. But persist. They’ll become more thrilling than golf, fishing, or ordinary reading.
Type: Get Well Soon Funny Sayings By: Nursery rhyme quoted by Wayne Fields, What the River Knows, 1990 The best six doctors anywhere,And no one can deny it,Are sunshine, water, rest, and air,Exercise and diet.,These six will gladly you attend,If only you are willing,Your mind they'll ease,Your will they'll mend,And charge you not a shilling.
Type: Teacher Appreciation Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Arthur James Balfour The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
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