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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau, On the Duty of Civil Disobediance, 1849 If... the machine of government... is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Bob Dylan Well, the moral of this story, The moral of this song Is simply that one should never be Where one does not belong And if you see your neighbor carrying something, Help him with his load And don't go mistaking paradise For that home across the road
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: John Muir Climb the mountains and get their good tidingsNature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into treesThe winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Oliver Wendell Holmes It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: Denton Morrison, on chemicals, technology, and risk, quoted in National Academy of Sciences, Improv It is the safest of times, it is the riskiest of times.... What the Dickens is going on here?
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: * is it the smile of yours that make me happy or is it your eyes that attract my hearts
Type: Housewarming Funny Sayings By: Robert Montgomery Home, the spot of earth supremely blest,A dearer, sweeter spot than all the rest.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Zig Ziglar Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.
Type: Sympathy Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin, 22 February 1756 It is the will of God and Nature that these mortal bodies be laid aside, when the soul is to enter into real life; 'tis rather an embrio state, a preparation for living; a man is not completely born until he be dead: Why then should we grieve that a new
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Lyndon B. Johnson This, then, is the state of the union: free and restless, growing and full of hopeSo it was in the beginningSo it shall always be, while God is willing, and we are strong enough to keep the faith
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Lyndon B. Johnson This, then, is the state of the union: free and restless, growing and full of hopeSo it was in the beginningSo it shall always be, while God is willing, and we are strong enough to keep the faith
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Tupac Shakur I'd rather die as a man then live as a coward.
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640 One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: ee cummings I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance
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