Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Daniel J. Boorstin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: George Orwell The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Eve Merriam I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?"
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: Bergen Evans Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: The Talmud A dream that is not interpreted is like a letter that has not been opened
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: W.J. Cameron Perform, then, this one act of remembrance before this Day passes - Remember there is an army of defense and advance that never dies and never surrenders, but is increasingly recruited from the eternal sources of the American spirit and from the generatio
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Bob Dylan Oh, mama, can this really be the end,.to be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again?
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: Never make a budget to fits you wants. Trim you wants to fit your budget. A budget is more than a reminder. It’s a kind teacher and protector – a guardian of your future.
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Unknown Wanna make God laugh? Plan your future
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: G. K. Chesterton No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: William Wallace Every man dies. Not every man really lives
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Lowell Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: Robert Vallett The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
Type: Self-Determination Funny Sayings By: Sallust Every man is the architect of his own fortune
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!