Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: You are a great man if you leave the world better than you found it.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Lou Brock Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Unknown We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: Thomas De Quincey If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: James Lovelock Imagine a survivor of a failed civilization with only a tattered book on aromatherapy for guidance in arresting a cholera epidemic. Yet, such a book would more likely be found amid the debris than a comprehensible medical text
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Arland Gilbert When we accept tough jobs as a challenge and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: John Quincy Adams Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: William Faulkner, Essays, Speeches and Public Letters To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Cesar Chavez Yes, we are able!
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Eleanor Powell What we are is God's gift to usWhat we become is our gift to God
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Greg Anderson When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live life
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: What we are speaks so loudly it drowns out what we say.