Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : David Letterman I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Bill Cosby Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: W. H. Auden Only those in the last stage of disease could believe that children are true judges of character
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Robert F. Kennedy Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Mary Manin Morrissey author Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?
Type: Arbor Day Funny Sayings By: Stephan Girard If I thought I was going to die tomorrow, I should nevertheless plant a tree today
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: George Bengis Nice, how we never get dizzy from doing good turns.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Steven Wright I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Buddha Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Goncourt Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists. When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Robert Brault Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: David Spade Wait, I just remembered something! You're boring and my legs work
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: W.C. Fields Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Cato the Elder After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.