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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Type: Birth   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      You're not getting older, you're getting better

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Why We Can't Wait, 1963
      We did not hesitate to call our movement an armyBut it was a special army, with no supplies but its sincerity, no uniform but its determination, no arsenal except its faith, no currency but its conscience

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: Emerson
      He has not learned the first lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.


Type: Weddings   Funny Sayings By: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
      Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
      Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
      Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
      Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Type: Grandparents Day   Funny Sayings By: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
      Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Type: For a Friend   Funny Sayings By: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
      Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Type: Fathers Day   Funny Sayings By: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
      Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Type: Commitment Ceremonies   Funny Sayings By: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
      Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Type: Anniversaries   Funny Sayings By: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
      Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: George Eliot
      I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same mind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave. This is the world of light and speech, and I shall take leave to tell you that you are very dear

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Douglas MacArthur
      We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

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