Smile & laugh with Funny christian Quotes from our database!

Funny christian Quotes That Will Put Smile On Your Face

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Rob
      Tomorrow never come.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy
      The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore
      I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa
      Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I am no more humble than my talents require.

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: 
      Pessimism is an investment in nothing; optimism is an investment in hope.

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill
      Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessaryIt fulfils the same function as pain in the human bodyIt calls attention to an unhealthy state of things

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Funny Sayings By: Jackie Windspear
      Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a mealIt's a way to live

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Helen Hayes
      There isn't any formula or method. You learn to love by loving -- by paying attention and doing what one thereby discovers has to be don

Type: Entertainment   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

Type: Independence Day   Funny Sayings By: Curtis Billings
      A statistician made a few calculations and discovered that since the birth of our nation more lives had been lost in celebrating independence than in winning it

Type: Cute   Funny Sayings By: Jay Leno
      Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: Kate L. Bosher
      Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times

Type: Party Invitations   Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
      I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
      I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta
      Why wait when you can create?

Type: Independence Day   Funny Sayings By: James G. Blaine
      The United States is the only country with a known birthday

Type: Mankind   Funny Sayings By: Ronald Reagan
      The United States remains the last best hope for a mankind plagued by tyranny and deprivation. America is no stronger than its people - and that means you and me. Well, I believe in you, and I believe that if we work together then one day we will say, ``We fought the good fight. We finished the race We kept the faith.'' And to our children and our children's children we can say, ``We did all that could be done in the brief time that was given to us here on earth

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Funny Quotes Links That Will Put Smile On Your Face
Funny Quotes Links


Receive Funny christian Quotes of the Day

Free inspirational quotations in your email every day.
Your Name:

Your Email:

Email Type:




 Search Quotes
 Popular Search
 kindness
 persistence
 responsibility
 freedom
 health
 wealth
 attitude
 dream
 enthusiasm
 friend
 goal
 happiness
 life
 smile
 success
 wisdom
 Love Saying
 Motivation
 Wise Quote
 Inspiration
 Wise Words
 Famous Saying
 money


 All Quotes Link!
 Motivational Quotes Links
 Motivational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Quotes Links
 Inspirational Quotations Links
 Inspirational Messages Links
 Inspirational Words Links
 Famous Quotes Links
 Famous Sayings Links
 Funny Sayings Links
 Funny Quotes Links
 Love Quotes Links
 Love Sayings Links
 Good Quotes Links


funny 50th birthday saying
famous sayings
cute dollz and quotes
friend love quotes
sad love poem quotes
famous romantic quotes
health motivational quotes
cute teenage quotes
inspirational leadership quotes
short funny sayings
good intention quotes
funny quotes
funny quote about woman
cute romantic quotes
inspirational quotes success
closer movie quotes
love quotes for relationship
funny old saying
casanova movie quotes
meaningful friendship quotes

Motivational BLOG
Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes