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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary
      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : unknown
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

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      All employers prefer savers. They are more steady, more honest, more reliable, less distracted.

Type: Humor   Funny Sayings By: Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Type: Memorial Day   Funny Sayings By: John Randolph Thompason
      Dead upon the field of glory,, Hero fit for song and story.

Type: Personality   Funny Sayings By: me
      Im so poor i cant't even pay attention.

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain
      The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Type: Veterans Day   Funny Sayings By: Maya Angelou
      How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!

Type: Memorial Day   Funny Sayings By: Maya Angelou
      How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!

Type: Self Discipline   Funny Sayings By: Charles Du Bos
      The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein
      The important thing is not to stop questioning

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967
      Black Power alone is no more insurance against social injustice than white power

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Thomas Jefferson
      The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Grace Lichtenstein
      Your opponent, in the end, is never really the player on the other side of the net, or the swimmer in the next lane, or the team on the other side of the field, or even the bar you must high-jump. Your opponent is yourself, your negative internal voices, your level of determination

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain
      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: 
      Never praise or criticize yourself. Both embarrass others. Our criticism is always believed, our praise seldom.

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