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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Rob
      Tomorrow never come.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy
      The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore
      I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa
      Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

Type: Boredom   Funny Sayings By: O. J. Simpson
      This is boring! Now I know what people went through when...my Bronco was going up the freeway

Type: Wisdoms   Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis
      A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Bob Hope
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Type: For a Friend   Funny Sayings By: Letty Cottin Pogrebin
      Friends can be said to "fall in like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love

Type: Arbor Day   Funny Sayings By: John Muir
      God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floodsBut he cannot save them from fools

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980
      [I]t is clear the future holds great opportunitiesIt also holds pitfallsThe trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock

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      Success comes oftener through right attitude than great ability. Several companies were going under through lack of money. They hired consultants who points out theirs problem was not a money problem, but an idea problem. New ideas saved them.

Type: Common sense   Funny Sayings By: Voltaire
      Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)

Type: Patriotic   Funny Sayings By: George William Curtis
      A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle

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      Winners dont wait for chances, they take them.

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Zadok Rabinwitz
      A man's dreams are an index to his greatness

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Rossiter W. Raymond
      Life is eternal and love is immortal; And death is only a horizon, And a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein
      A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death

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