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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Rob
      Tomorrow never come.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy
      The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore
      I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa
      Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I am no more humble than my talents require.

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Seymour Cray
      If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      If you were somebody else, would you want to be friends with you?

Type: Baby   Funny Sayings By: Dave Barry
      If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland

Type: Movie   Funny Sayings By: Jack Sparrow
      If you were waiting for the oppurtune moment ... that was it

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.

Type: Self Improvement   Funny Sayings By: H. L. Hunt
      Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.

Type: Comedy   Funny Sayings By: Steven Wright
      OK, so what's the speed of dark

Type: Teacher Appreciation   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacherThat is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.

Type: Drinking   Funny Sayings By: Ann Landers
      People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther
      A man who has nothing to die for is not fit to live.

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Anatole France
      People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

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      People who influence us most are those who most believed in us and vice versa.

Type: Personality   Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln
      People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.

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