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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I am at two with nature.

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      Nothing hits harder nor sticks longer than a wise timely tip.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
      Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin
      Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: Aerosmith
      Falling in love is so hard on the knees

Type: Common sense   Funny Sayings By: Helen Rowland
      Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: Aerosmith
      Falling in love is so hard on the knees

Type: Education   Funny Sayings By: Calvin Coolidge
      Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan, 'Press on,' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Ted Williams
      Hitting is 50% above the shoulders

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Vince Lombardi
      Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing

Type: Missing You   Funny Sayings By: Emily Dickinson, "Parting"
      Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Emily Dickinson, "Parting"
      Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell

Type: Motivation   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is within you, no one can take it away

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Joel Fox
      Nothing is certain but death and taxes. Of the two, taxes happen annually

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth. No one except a friend can be trusted, Your life will never ever get rusted

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