Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.
Type: Birth Funny Sayings By: John Mason You were born an original. Don't die a copy
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Daniel J. Boorstin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Type: Boredom Funny Sayings By: Ellen Parr The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity
Type: Maturity Funny Sayings By: Erich Fromm Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: If we’re not kind to the unkind, our brand of kindness is shallow.
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Spock The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing is best after all.
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: Bob Burg Exposure plus 95 cents might buy you a decent cup of coffee. The key is to 'position' yourself in your market as the expert, the resource, the only person your prospect would ever even THINK of doing business with, or referring to others
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: Johann Wolfgang None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: William Arthur Ward Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Moliere The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them; it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: Edgar Watson Howe If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers