Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Type: Grandparents Day Funny Sayings By: Italian Proverb If nothing is going well, call your grandmother
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Everything you could have been, all the accolades you could have won and all the achievements that have been nagging at your mind until now, didnít happen for one reason only. You procrastinated.
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Malcolm Forbes When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad that they have to get better.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Angelina Jolie If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midn
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Art Buchwald I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Edward Everett With this humble instrumentality did it please Providence to prepare the theatre for those events by which a new dispensation of liberty was to be communicated to man
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: From a song They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and no moon above
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Marni Jackson Motherhood is like Albania - you can't trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Bill Cosby Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: W. H. Auden Only those in the last stage of disease could believe that children are true judges of character
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Robert F. Kennedy Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Mary Manin Morrissey author Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?