Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Beverly Johnson Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Only one unmarried man ever became president of the US. Why? Few single men have goals.
Type: Get Well Soon Funny Sayings By: Susan Sontag, Illness as Metaphor, 1977 Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sickAlthough we all prefer to use only the good passport, sooner or later each of us is obliged, at least for a spell, to identify ourselves as citizens of t
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: The sane world will always be vunerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
Type: Get Well Soon Funny Sayings By: Bill Walton I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Clint Sprague I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Joaquin Miller He gained a world; he gave that world Its grandest lesson: "On! sail on!"
Type: Movie Funny Sayings By: Billy Crystal Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal(Mitch)in City Slickers(1991)
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Never neglect the power of heroic words to generate strength and power. Daily repeat words of power, strength, courage, self-confidence, success. Words set the tone of mind. They dictate our thoughts, our acts, our attitudes, and our habits – lives and fortunes.
Type: Wisdoms Funny Sayings By: Arthur James Balfour The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done.
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Mother Teresa Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.