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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Type: Movie   Funny Sayings By: Story
      To infinity, and beyond!" Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear) in Toy Story

Type: Groundhog Day   Funny Sayings By: George Santayana
      To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring

Type: Money   Funny Sayings By: Italian Proverb
      Uno sciocco e il suo denaro son presto separati; English Equivalent: A fool and his money are soon parted

Type: Education   Funny Sayings By: Hosea Ballou
      Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within the hearing of little children tends towards the formation of character

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist," 1890
      Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught

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      Education is difficult and expensive. Whatever it costs, itís cheaper than ignorance.

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: B.F. Skinner
      Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten

Type: Birthdays   Funny Sayings By: Sam Ewing
      Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair

Type: Education   Funny Sayings By: Malcolm Forbes
      Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one

Type: Patriotic   Funny Sayings By: Adlai Stevenson
      [P]atriotism... is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Terri Guillemets, Dream Quotes: The Imprisoned Writer Speaks at Night
      Hardship is best sailed with a heart ship

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Vince Lombardi
      The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur

Type: Birthday Sayings   Funny Sayings By: Ralph Parlette
      Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: George MacDonald
      There is a communion with God that asks for nothing, yet asks for everything... He who seeks the Father more than anything He can give, is likely to have what he asks, for he is not likely to ask amiss.

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