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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : unknown
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

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      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Mahatma Gandhi
      A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.

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      To feel brave and cheerful, act brave and cheerful. Feeling will follow.

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Hannibal
      We will either find a way, or make one.

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Howard Stern
      I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated

Type: Thinking of You   Funny Sayings By: John Burroughs
      I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see

Type: Birthdays   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: George Eliot
      No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it can feel trust and reverence

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln
      Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.

Type: Cool   Funny Sayings By: Willa Cather
      I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived

Type: Common sense   Funny Sayings By: Myrtle Auvil
      Not all of us have to possess earthshaking talent Just common sense and love will do

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Jesse Jackson
      Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

Type: Drinking   Funny Sayings By: Britney Spears
      They'll talk about me showing cleavage and my belly, but they don't say anything about the artists who accept an award and can't even talk because they're so drugged out. After the awards show, I go home, drink my tea and go to bed

Type: Birthday Sayings   Funny Sayings By: John Glenn
      For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday

Type: New Job Congrats   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon

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