Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: Florence Littauer We all need encouragement. We can live without it just as a young tree can live without fertilizer, but unless we receive that warm nurturing, we never reach our full potential, and like the tree left to itself, we seldom bear fruit.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: All we need for lasting happiness is something to be enthusiastic about – a worthy goal.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: We all need someone or something to inspire us to bring out our best.
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown What I need to live has been given to me by the earthWhy I need to live has been given to me by you
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Euripides He who neglects learning in his youth loses the past and is dead for the future
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Harrison I have never been able to think of the day as one of mourning; I have never quite been able to feel that half-masted flags were appropriate on Decoration DayI have rather felt that the flag should be at the peak, because those whose dying we commemorate r
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: We can never do a kindness too soon because we never know how soon it will be too late.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Walt Schmidt You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Danish Proverb Bad is never good until worse happens
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Winner never quit, quitter never win.
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Sandra Bullock Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause it's too hard to fit 'Oil and Petro-Chemical Refinery State' on a license plate
Type: Sympathy Funny Sayings By: Robert Ingersoll In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Robert Ingersoll In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing