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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : unknown
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

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      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Type: Emotions   Funny Sayings By: Florence Littauer
      We all need encouragement. We can live without it just as a young tree can live without fertilizer, but unless we receive that warm nurturing, we never reach our full potential, and like the tree left to itself, we seldom bear fruit.

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      All we need for lasting happiness is something to be enthusiastic about a worthy goal.

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      We all need someone or something to inspire us to bring out our best.

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      What I need to live has been given to me by the earthWhy I need to live has been given to me by you

Type: Future   Funny Sayings By: Euripides
      He who neglects learning in his youth loses the past and is dead for the future

Type: Memorial Day   Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Harrison
      I have never been able to think of the day as one of mourning; I have never quite been able to feel that half-masted flags were appropriate on Decoration DayI have rather felt that the flag should be at the peak, because those whose dying we commemorate r

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      We can never do a kindness too soon because we never know how soon it will be too late.

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Walt Schmidt
      You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Danish Proverb
      Bad is never good until worse happens

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain
      I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

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      Winner never quit, quitter never win.

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Sandra Bullock
      Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause it's too hard to fit 'Oil and Petro-Chemical Refinery State' on a license plate

Type: Sympathy   Funny Sayings By: Robert Ingersoll
      In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: Robert Ingersoll
      In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing

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