Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Arthur James Balfour Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Melissa Stuart Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: What was good enough yesterday isn't good enough today
What's good enough today won't be good enough tomorrow
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: James Dean Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Mahatma Gandhi Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Kahlil Gibran Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Kent Nerburn Love has its own time, its own season, and its own reasons from coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coerce it or reason it into staying. You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Short as life is, we make it shorter by wasting time.
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Thomas Mann Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or yearEven when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Katherine Hepburn Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: From the movie Old Yeller That was rough.... Thing to do now is try and forget it.... I guess I don't quite mean thatIt's not a thing you can forgetMaybe not even a thing you want to forget.... Life's like that sometimes... Now and then for no good reason a man can figure out, lif
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Russian Proverb It's easier to tear a hole than to mend one.
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Grace Hopper It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Daily ask yourself: How can I do this task quicker, cheaper, better, or more easily?
Type: Grandparents Day Funny Sayings By: Sam Levenson The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected