Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Type: Cute Funny Sayings By: Jack Handey Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Tenneva Jordan A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie
Type: Cute Funny Sayings By: Arnold Glasow Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Enid Bagnold A father is always making his baby into a little womanAnd when she is a woman he turns her back again
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: smiley Laughter is the cheapest tonic and vacation. It stirs the blood, exercises the chest, stimulates the nerves, chases grief, fear and wrath, wins friends, cures the blues, and gives all a cleansing rehabilitation.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: William Lyon Phelps Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: A winner may not be more ambitious than a loser, but hes ambitious longer.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Type: Weddings Funny Sayings By: Emily Brontė Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Captain Gerald Coffee POW in Vietnam for seven years Laughter sets the spirit free to move through even the most tragic of circumstances. It helps us shake our heads clear, get our feet back under us, restoring our sense of balance and purpose. Humor is integral to our peace of mind and to our ability to go beyond survival