Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: William Hazlitt Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Jerry Gellis Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Francis Bacon Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes, and adversity is not without comforts and hopes
Type: Maturity Funny Sayings By: Mary Reinhardt Immaturity prevails in those who pursue it
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Unknown Teamwork means more we and less me
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: David Letterman New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Type: Maturity Funny Sayings By: Wilhelm Stekel The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: The darkest day in our lives is when we plan to get money without working.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Morris Mandel The darkest hour has only sixty minutes
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Ayn Rand I'm working to improve my methods, and every hour I save is an hour added to my life.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: William McFee The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Jeddy The world cannot rotate without it love, I cannot breathe without you.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Helen Keller The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker