Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Type: Movie Funny Sayings By: Story To infinity, and beyond!" Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear) in Toy Story
Type: Groundhog Day Funny Sayings By: George Santayana To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Italian Proverb Uno sciocco e il suo denaro son presto separati; English Equivalent: A fool and his money are soon parted
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Hosea Ballou Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within the hearing of little children tends towards the formation of character
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist," 1890 Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Education is difficult and expensive. Whatever it costs, itís cheaper than ignorance.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: B.F. Skinner Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Sam Ewing Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Malcolm Forbes Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Adlai Stevenson [P]atriotism... is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Terri Guillemets, Dream Quotes: The Imprisoned Writer Speaks at Night Hardship is best sailed with a heart ship
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Vince Lombardi The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur
Type: Birthday Sayings Funny Sayings By: Ralph Parlette Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: George MacDonald There is a communion with God that asks for nothing, yet asks for everything... He who seeks the Father more than anything He can give, is likely to have what he asks, for he is not likely to ask amiss.