Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Art Linkletter Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out
Type: Sports Volleyball Funny Sayings By: Sarah Stratton It was unbelievable. It was so great to work like that and be able to pull it out at the very end. We played so well together, helping each other out at just the right time. We never gave up and it all worked out better than we could have hoped for against such great opposition. We were in one of the toughest matches I've ever played
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: William Cowper Not to understand a treasure's worth till time has stole away the slighted good, is cause of half the poverty we feel, and makes the world the wilderness it is
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: A.A. Milne To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Rabert A. Henlein Lazarus Long If the universe has any purpose more important then topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I have never heard of it
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go
Type: Sports Volleyball Funny Sayings By: Holly McPeak I grew up on the beach and played side-out scoring all my life, but rally scoring is better for our sport. There is pressure on every play. You can't make a mistake, but that also means your opponent can't make a mistake. It makes the matches more exciting to watch.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Charles Dickens All of us have wonders hidden in our breasts, only needing circumstances to evoke them
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Genius usually starts great thins; only labor and drudgery finish them.
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: John A. Logan Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time, testify to the present or to the coming generations, that we have forgotten, as a people, the cost of a free and undivided Republic
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: If you wait for enough time to start a big project, you’ll never start. Winners grab those five and ten minute periods between their regular tasks.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Albert Camus Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Mother Teresa Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: If you want big thing, you must do without all small things.