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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry
      You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

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      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks
      I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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      Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Type: Patriotic   Funny Sayings By: Hubert H. Humphrey
      What we need are critical lovers of America - patriots who express their faith in their country by working to improve it

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta
      You are never fully prepared before you take action

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      Resolve never to be poor. If you donít spend less than you earn, youíll always be slave. Poverty robs us of freedom, opportunity, peace of mind, self respect, respect of others. Its make most virtues difficult Ė some impossible. There are few sorrows money canít lessen.

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way

Type: Patriotic   Funny Sayings By: John F. Kennedy
      We dare not forget that we are the heirs of that first revolution

Type: Creativity   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Type: Comedy   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery

Type: April Fool's Day   Funny Sayings By: Clifton Paul Fadiman
      A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Alfred de Musset
      Partake of love as a temperate man partakes of wine; do not become intoxicated

Type: April Fool's Day   Funny Sayings By: Chinese Proverb
      Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me

Type: Retirement   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

Type: Birthdays   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

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      When we praise another, you enrich yourself more than you to other.

Type: Motivation   Funny Sayings By: The Hunt
      When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his crew was well motivated

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