Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Daniel J. Boorstin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: William Ewart Gladstone We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of PowerThen will our world know the blessings of peace
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mahatma Gandhi I think it would be a good idea.
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: Steve Fergosi A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: Richard Jeni I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Thomas Watson I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Gary Hart I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Gary Hart I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Gary Hart I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so longIf we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Cindy Crawford I think women see me on the cover of magazines and think I never have a pimple or bags under my eyes. You have to realize that's after two hours of hair and makeup, plus retouching. Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Men like bullets, go farthest when smoothest. We can get away with almost anything. If we say it gently enough.
Type: Sympathy Funny Sayings By: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow He spake well who said that graves are the footprints of angels