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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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      Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      I can resist anything but temptation.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson
      For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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      An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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      Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Daniel J. Boorstin
      Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

Type: April Fool's Day   Funny Sayings By: George Orwell
      The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

Type: Veterans Day   Funny Sayings By: Eve Merriam
      I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?"

Type: Freedom   Funny Sayings By: Bergen Evans
      Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: The Talmud
      A dream that is not interpreted is like a letter that has not been opened

Type: Memorial Day   Funny Sayings By: W.J. Cameron
      Perform, then, this one act of remembrance before this Day passes - Remember there is an army of defense and advance that never dies and never surrenders, but is increasingly recruited from the eternal sources of the American spirit and from the generatio

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Bob Dylan
      Oh, mama, can this really be the end,.to be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again?

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      Never make a budget to fits you wants. Trim you wants to fit your budget. A budget is more than a reminder. Its a kind teacher and protector a guardian of your future.

Type: Future   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      Wanna make God laugh? Plan your future

Type: Drinking   Funny Sayings By: G. K. Chesterton
      No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: William Wallace
      Every man dies. Not every man really lives

Type: Sweetest Day   Funny Sayings By: Lowell
      Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action

Type: Emotions   Funny Sayings By: Robert Vallett
      The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.

Type: Self-Determination   Funny Sayings By: Sallust
      Every man is the architect of his own fortune

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Mel Brooks
      I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!

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