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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary
      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : unknown
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Carl Jung
      Where love rules, there is no will to power and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Madonna
      Being loved keeps you young

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: Irish Proverb
      A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
      It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't

Type: Fathers Day   Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
      It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't

Type: Baby   Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
      It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Arthur H. Stainback
      The value of compassion cannot be overemphasized. Anyone can criticize. It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be born by an individual than to know no one cares or understands.

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      A surplus of wants is oftener the cause of poverty than shortage of income.

Type: Cool   Funny Sayings By: Vicki Baum
      Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole

Type: Motivation   Funny Sayings By: Akeem Olajuwon
      I've always felt it was not up to anyone else to make me give my best

Type: Education   Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill
      I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught

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      the only attitude is a Good attitude

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Paul MacCready
      The only big ideas I've ever had came from daydreaming, but modern life keeps people from daydreaming. Every moment of the day your mind is being occupied, controlled by someone else – at school, at work, watching television. Getting away from all that is really important. You need to just kick back in a chair and let your mind daydream.

Type: I'm Sorry   Funny Sayings By: Red Auerbach
      The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology

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