Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Type: Boredom Funny Sayings By: O. J. Simpson This is boring! Now I know what people went through when...my Bronco was going up the freeway
Type: Wisdoms Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Letty Cottin Pogrebin Friends can be said to "fall in like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love
Type: Arbor Day Funny Sayings By: John Muir God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floodsBut he cannot save them from fools
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980 [I]t is clear the future holds great opportunitiesIt also holds pitfallsThe trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Success comes oftener through right attitude than great ability. Several companies were going under through lack of money. They hired consultants who points out theirs problem was not a money problem, but an idea problem. New ideas saved them.
Type: Common sense Funny Sayings By: Voltaire Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: George William Curtis A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Winners dont wait for chances, they take them.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Zadok Rabinwitz A man's dreams are an index to his greatness
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Rossiter W. Raymond Life is eternal and love is immortal; And death is only a horizon, And a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death