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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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      Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      I can resist anything but temptation.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson
      For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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      An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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      Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Daniel J. Boorstin
      Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: William Ewart Gladstone
      We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of PowerThen will our world know the blessings of peace

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Mahatma Gandhi
      I think it would be a good idea.

Type: Drinking   Funny Sayings By: Steve Fergosi
      A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde
      I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Type: Cool   Funny Sayings By: Richard Jeni
      I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Thomas Watson
      I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Type: Veterans Day   Funny Sayings By: Gary Hart
      I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot

Type: Patriotic   Funny Sayings By: Gary Hart
      I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: Gary Hart
      I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot

Type: Missing You   Funny Sayings By: Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
      I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so longIf we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Cindy Crawford
      I think women see me on the cover of magazines and think I never have a pimple or bags under my eyes. You have to realize that's after two hours of hair and makeup, plus retouching. Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
      Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

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      Men like bullets, go farthest when smoothest. We can get away with almost anything. If we say it gently enough.

Type: Sympathy   Funny Sayings By: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
      He spake well who said that graves are the footprints of angels

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