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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley
      Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Bucket
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry
      You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

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      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Art Linkletter
      Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out

Type: Sports Volleyball   Funny Sayings By: Sarah Stratton
      It was unbelievable. It was so great to work like that and be able to pull it out at the very end. We played so well together, helping each other out at just the right time. We never gave up and it all worked out better than we could have hoped for against such great opposition. We were in one of the toughest matches I've ever played

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: William Cowper
      Not to understand a treasure's worth till time has stole away the slighted good, is cause of half the poverty we feel, and makes the world the wilderness it is

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: A.A. Milne
      To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks

Type: Love   Funny Sayings By: Rabert A. Henlein Lazarus Long
      If the universe has any purpose more important then topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I have never heard of it

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go

Type: Sports Volleyball   Funny Sayings By: Holly McPeak
      I grew up on the beach and played side-out scoring all my life, but rally scoring is better for our sport. There is pressure on every play. You can't make a mistake, but that also means your opponent can't make a mistake. It makes the matches more exciting to watch.

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: Charles Dickens
      All of us have wonders hidden in our breasts, only needing circumstances to evoke them

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      Genius usually starts great thins; only labor and drudgery finish them.

Type: Memorial Day   Funny Sayings By: John A. Logan
      Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time, testify to the present or to the coming generations, that we have forgotten, as a people, the cost of a free and undivided Republic

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: 
      If you wait for enough time to start a big project, you’ll never start. Winners grab those five and ten minute periods between their regular tasks.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Albert Camus
      Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Mother Teresa
      Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person

Type: Growth   Funny Sayings By: 
      If you want big thing, you must do without all small things.

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