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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I am no more humble than my talents require.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley
      Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Bucket
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry
      You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Sigmund Freud
      How bold one gets when one is sure of being loved

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: Phyllis Diller
      It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge

Type: Fathers Day   Funny Sayings By: Phyllis Diller
      It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge

Type: Baby   Funny Sayings By: Phyllis Diller
      It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: Robert Browning
      Grow old with me! The best is yet to be

Type: Creativity   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      The cold world needs warm-hearted Christians

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      That old-fashioned golden rule is still the best rule fro living a rich, full life. Life is a slow process of learning the golden rule, the basis of the 45 greatest religious.

Type: Luck   Funny Sayings By: Orison Swett Marden
      The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone

Type: Career   Funny Sayings By: 
      The golden rule is no sacrifice. Itís an investment.

Type: Technology   Funny Sayings By: Gerald Weinberg
      If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.



Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Tupac Shakur
      we wouldn't ask why a rose that grew from the concrete for having damaged petals, in turn, we would all celebrate its tenacity, we would all love its will to reach the sun, well, we are the roses, this is the concrete and these are my damaged petals, dont ask me why, thank god, and ask me how

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Joseph Stalin
      A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic

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      A little explained, a little endured, a little forgiven and the quarrel is cured.

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.real friend says, What's new with you?

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