Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Carl Jung Where love rules, there is no will to power and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Madonna Being loved keeps you young
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Irish Proverb A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Arthur H. Stainback The value of compassion cannot be overemphasized. Anyone can criticize. It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be born by an individual than to know no one cares or understands.
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: A surplus of wants is oftener the cause of poverty than shortage of income.
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: Vicki Baum Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Akeem Olajuwon I've always felt it was not up to anyone else to make me give my best
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: the only attitude is a Good attitude
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Paul MacCready The only big ideas I've ever had came from daydreaming, but modern life keeps people from daydreaming. Every moment of the day your mind is being occupied, controlled by someone else – at school, at work, watching television. Getting away from all that is really important. You need to just kick back in a chair and let your mind daydream.
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Red Auerbach The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology