Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: All employers prefer savers. They are more steady, more honest, more reliable, less distracted.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: John Randolph Thompason Dead upon the field of glory,, Hero fit for song and story.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: me Im so poor i cant't even pay attention.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Maya Angelou How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: Maya Angelou How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Charles Du Bos The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein The important thing is not to stop questioning
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967 Black Power alone is no more insurance against social injustice than white power
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Thomas Jefferson The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Grace Lichtenstein Your opponent, in the end, is never really the player on the other side of the net, or the swimmer in the next lane, or the team on the other side of the field, or even the bar you must high-jump. Your opponent is yourself, your negative internal voices, your level of determination
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Never praise or criticize yourself. Both embarrass others. Our criticism is always believed, our praise seldom.