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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy
      The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.

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      Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis
      The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.

Type: Birth   Funny Sayings By: John Mason
      You were born an original. Don't die a copy

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Daniel J. Boorstin
      Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

Type: Boredom   Funny Sayings By: Ellen Parr
      The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity

Type: Maturity   Funny Sayings By: Erich Fromm
      Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you

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      If we’re not kind to the unkind, our brand of kindness is shallow.

Type: Family   Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Spock
      The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing is best after all.

Type: Business   Funny Sayings By: Bob Burg
      Exposure plus 95 cents might buy you a decent cup of coffee. The key is to 'position' yourself in your market as the expert, the resource, the only person your prospect would ever even THINK of doing business with, or referring to others

Type: Freedom   Funny Sayings By: Johann Wolfgang
      None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

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      Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: William Arthur Ward
      Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Moliere
      The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them; it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.

Type: Veterans Day   Funny Sayings By: Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit
      The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war

Type: Children   Funny Sayings By: Edgar Watson Howe
      If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers

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