Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Buddha He is able who thinks he is able.
Type: Kindness Funny Sayings By: Carl Sagan THINK ABOUT IT - The brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Robin Morgan Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Robert M. Pirsig The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Anne Marie When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No we must not You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Rita Rudner Men reach their sexual peak at eighteenWomen reach theirs at thirty-fiveDo you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Irving Kristol Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: James Russell Lowell Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Robert Byrne Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least