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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: William Hazlitt
      Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater

Type: Money   Funny Sayings By: Jerry Gellis
      Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Francis Bacon
      Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes, and adversity is not without comforts and hopes

Type: Maturity   Funny Sayings By: Mary Reinhardt
      Immaturity prevails in those who pursue it

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      Teamwork means more we and less me

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: David Letterman
      New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

Type: Maturity   Funny Sayings By: Wilhelm Stekel
      The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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      The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.

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      The darkest day in our lives is when we plan to get money without working.

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Morris Mandel
      The darkest hour has only sixty minutes

Type: Career   Funny Sayings By: Ayn Rand
      I'm working to improve my methods, and every hour I save is an hour added to my life.

Type: Personality   Funny Sayings By: William McFee
      The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.

Type: Love   Funny Sayings By: Jeddy
      The world cannot rotate without it love, I cannot breathe without you.

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Helen Keller
      The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker

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