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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Dick Cavett
      If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Rob
      Tomorrow never come.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy
      The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore
      I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.

Type: Veterans Day   Funny Sayings By: Michel de Montaigne
      Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul

Type: Birthdays   Funny Sayings By: John Glenn
      There is still no cure for the common birthday

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Where is the "good" in goodbye?

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Lazurus Long
      Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending

Type: Movie   Funny Sayings By: Spock
      Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: Rabindranath Tagore
      Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Washington Irving
      Sweet is the memory of distant friends! Like the mellow rays of the departing sun, it falls tenderly, yet sadly, on the heart

Type: Curiosity   Funny Sayings By: Charles Frohman
      Death is the most beautiful adventure in life

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Ayn Rand
      Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of manís values, it has to be earned.

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      Money is the seed of money. The second million comes easier than the first fifty thousand.

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., "Letter from Birmingham Jail," Why We Can't Wait, 1963
      A law is unjust if it is inflicted on a minority that, as a result of being denied the right to vote, had no part in enacting or devising the lawWho can say that the legislature of Alabama which set up the state's segregation laws was democratically elect

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Tony Follari
      Death is well understood,it's life that isn't

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Emerson
      A man is what he thinks about all day long.

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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