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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Let every one develop his special talent. Nothing else will keep him permanently happy.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean.
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: It takes a lot of caution, work and guts to make a fortune, and ten times as much to hang on to it.
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: sara it takes a minute to have a crush on some one,a day to like 'em,and a week to love'em.But it takes a life time to forget them.
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: It takes a smart man to recognize a wise man and a smarter one to learn from him.
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Troubles are like babies. They grow bigger by nursing. When grief hits, hide it. Hiding it stifles it.
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Goodbyes are not forever.Goodbyes are not the end.They simply mean I'll miss you,Until we meet again!
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: James Joyce Mistakes are the portals of discovery
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Bernie S. Siegel Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: e.e. cummings It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are
Type: Housewarming Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Robert G. Ingersoll He loves his country best who strives to make it best
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