Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Hubert H. Humphrey What we need are critical lovers of America - patriots who express their faith in their country by working to improve it
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta You are never fully prepared before you take action
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: Resolve never to be poor. If you donít spend less than you earn, youíll always be slave. Poverty robs us of freedom, opportunity, peace of mind, self respect, respect of others. Its make most virtues difficult Ė some impossible. There are few sorrows money canít lessen.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: John F. Kennedy We dare not forget that we are the heirs of that first revolution
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: Buddha Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Unknown A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Clifton Paul Fadiman A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Alfred de Musset Partake of love as a temperate man partakes of wine; do not become intoxicated
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Chinese Proverb Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: When we praise another, you enrich yourself more than you to other.
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: The Hunt When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his crew was well motivated