Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Nothing hits harder nor sticks longer than a wise timely tip.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Aerosmith Falling in love is so hard on the knees
Type: Common sense Funny Sayings By: Helen Rowland Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: Aerosmith Falling in love is so hard on the knees
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Calvin Coolidge Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan, 'Press on,' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Ted Williams Hitting is 50% above the shoulders
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Vince Lombardi Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Emily Dickinson, "Parting" Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Emily Dickinson, "Parting" Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Unknown Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is within you, no one can take it away
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Joel Fox Nothing is certain but death and taxes. Of the two, taxes happen annually
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Unknown Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth. No one except a friend can be trusted, Your life will never ever get rusted