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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: Thinking is creative. Think of your tasks as easy; that will make them easy.
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Rob Pike Learning is directly proportional to the amount of fun you are having
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweizer Thinking is the highest faculty of the human mind – the key to all progress.
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Learning only from our own experience is like learning the traffic rules by accident.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Nido Qubein Teaching people skills without giving them a vision for a better future a vision based on common values -- is only training
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: William Dement Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: David Brin A living planet is a much more complex metaphor for deity than just a bigger father with a bigger fistIf an omniscient, all-powerful Dad ignores your prayers, it's taken personallyHear only silence long enough, and you start wondering about his powerHis f
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Creating success is all about fulfilling or manifesting the purpose for which you were born.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Rocky Bridges Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment
Type: Curiosity Funny Sayings By: Milton R. Saperstein Bringing up a family should be an adventure, not an anxious discipline in which everybody is constantly graded for performance
Type: Malay Saying Funny Sayings By: Malay Clapping with the right hand only will not produce a noise.
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Theodore Roosevelt In doing your work in the great world, it is a safe plan to follow a rule I once heard on the football field: Don't flinch, don't fall; hit the line hard
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dr. Maxwell Maltz To change a habit, make a conscious decision, then ‘act out’ the new behavior.
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