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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alice Walker I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Type: Health Funny Sayings By: Buddha The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Lucille Ball The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Unknown The secret to friendship is being a good listener
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Theodor Seuss Geisel, attributed Don't cry because it's overSmile because it happened
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Violeta Parra Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Oscar Ameringer Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Richard Armour Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Alexander Bain Instinct is untaught ability.
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: William Penn I expect to pass through life but onceIf therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mahatma Gandhi Abstract truth has no value unless it incarnates in human beings who represent it, by proving their readiness to die for it.
Type: Sports Volleyball Funny Sayings By: Misty May We practice every day, either doing team stuff or working out as an individual. In the offseason we work out with weights, just trying to get stronger
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Instruction ends in the schoolroom, where real education starts.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: T.S. Eliot An election is comingUniversal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Alan Shearer One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best
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