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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare Adieu! I have too grieved a heart to take a tedious leave
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Rita Rudner Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in loveI'd stepped in it a few times
Type: Basketball Funny Sayings By: Isiah Thomas If all I'm remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I've done a bad job with the rest of my life
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: William James Act as if what you do makes a differenceIt does
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: William James Act as if what you do makes a differenceIt does
Type: Self Confidence Funny Sayings By: We are immature, as long as we think we are an exception to the law of averages.
Type: Unity Funny Sayings By: Kenyan Proverb Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: W. Edwards Deming Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Oliver Wendell Holmes Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Joe Theismann Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: John A. Shedd, Salt from My Attic A ship in harbor is safe - but that is not what ships are for
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Miriam Makeba People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa. That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Confucius Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
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