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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Rob Tomorrow never come.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Donna Roberts A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: We stand or fall by our works. To get to the top, be the best at the bottom.
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques" Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Jose B. Cabajar True and strong friendship must be treasured and protected.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare, Henry IV Past and to come, seems best; things present, worse
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Japanese Proverb One kind word can warm three winter months.
Type: Unity Funny Sayings By: G.B. Shaw, Pygmalion, 1912 Independence... [is] middle-class blasphemyWe are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Anne Frank How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Henny Youngman My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: John Sterling He stands in history as the completer of the globe
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Buddha Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Type: Anniversaries Funny Sayings By: Peter De Vries The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly
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