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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Type: Sympathy Funny Sayings By: Thomas Campbell, "Hallowed Ground" To live in hearts we leave behind,Is not to die.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Pete Rose No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined." - Paul Gallico through hell in a gasoline suit to keep playing baseball
Type: Love Sayings Funny Sayings By: Mary Oliver To live in this world, you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your life depends on it; and when the time comes, to let go
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: Anonymous Revenge is a dish that should be served cold
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: G.K. Chesterton Courage is almost a contradiction in termsIt means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Dan Rather Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Type: Anniversaries Funny Sayings By: Source Unknown If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Type: Cute Quotes Funny Sayings By: Funny Man If life is just a game then I must have missed the kickoff.
Type: Movie Funny Sayings By: Russell Crowe My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Mahatma Ghandi My life is my message
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: Courage is not the absence of fear; It’s the conquest of fear.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweitzer Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
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