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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Bartlett Giamatti It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains comes, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Fran Lebowitz, "Parental Guidance," Social Studies, 1981 Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagineYou need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture starIf your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun,
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: The press box at Wrigley Field in Chicago is an extended narrow shed, two rows deep, that is precariously bolted to the iron rafters just underneath the park's second deck. To gain access, one must climb a steeply angled ramp and clamber down a little starboard companionway, guarded at its foot by a uniformed minion and then proceed giddily along a catwalk that hangs directly above the tiered, circling rows of seats and spectators behind home plate
Type: Common sense Funny Sayings By: Beatrice Lillie Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense -- adapting one-self to circumstances -- and a sense of humor
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Happiness has little to do with what we have; everything with what we think.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, Remembrance of Things Past Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Happiness is easy – dwell on things that make you glad; expel all thoughts that make you sad.
Type: Get Well Soon Funny Sayings By: Johnny Carson Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Swedish Proverb Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more & all good things are yours.
Type: Weddings Funny Sayings By: Mignon McLaughlin A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person
Type: Anniversaries Funny Sayings By: Mignon McLaughlin A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: W.H. Auden A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep
Type: Compassion Funny Sayings By: William Wordsworth That best portion of a good man's life; his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Your best protection from your enemies is to make them your friends.
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