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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: smiley Laughter is the cheapest tonic and vacation. It stirs the blood, exercises the chest, stimulates the nerves, chases grief, fear and wrath, wins friends, cures the blues, and gives all a cleansing rehabilitation.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: William Lyon Phelps Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: A winner may not be more ambitious than a loser, but hes ambitious longer.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Type: Weddings Funny Sayings By: Emily Brontė Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Captain Gerald Coffee POW in Vietnam for seven years Laughter sets the spirit free to move through even the most tragic of circumstances. It helps us shake our heads clear, get our feet back under us, restoring our sense of balance and purpose. Humor is integral to our peace of mind and to our ability to go beyond survival
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Remember that time is money
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Anatole France I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom.
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: Henry Doherty Get over the idea that only children should spend their time in study. Be a student so long as you still have something to learn, and this will mean all your life
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Bella Abzug I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else
Type: Compassion Funny Sayings By: Seneca Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Seneca Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness
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