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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare
      Adieu! I have too grieved a heart to take a tedious leave

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: Rita Rudner
      Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in loveI'd stepped in it a few times

Type: Basketball   Funny Sayings By: Isiah Thomas
      If all I'm remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I've done a bad job with the rest of my life

Type: Sweetest Day   Funny Sayings By: William James
      Act as if what you do makes a differenceIt does

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: William James
      Act as if what you do makes a differenceIt does

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      We are immature, as long as we think we are an exception to the law of averages.

Type: Unity   Funny Sayings By: Kenyan Proverb
      Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable

Type: Business   Funny Sayings By: W. Edwards Deming
      Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Oliver Wendell Holmes
      Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them

Type: Football   Funny Sayings By: Joe Theismann
      Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein

Type: Columbus Day   Funny Sayings By: John A. Shedd, Salt from My Attic
      A ship in harbor is safe - but that is not what ships are for

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn

Type: Dance   Funny Sayings By: Miriam Makeba
      People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa. That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Confucius
      Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.

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