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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Kahlil Gibran
      Desire is half of life, indifference is half of death

Type: Computers   Funny Sayings By: Robert Orben
      To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so

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      He who is ignorant of history is bound to repeat its mistakes.

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      Nature is impartial, too old-fashioned and square to be playing favorites.

Type: Happiness   Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis
      No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change.

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      Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Type: Unknown   Funny Sayings By: Me.
      Normal Is just what everyone makes it to be

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      Action is life, stagnation, death. Natureís law: use it or lost it.

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      Advice is like snow. The softer it falls, the easier itís absorbed, the deeper it sinks and the longer it lasts.

Type: Malay Saying   Funny Sayings By: Malay
      A fool is like the big drum that beats fast but does not realize its hollowness

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Abraham Joshua Heschel
      Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason

Type: Party Invitations   Funny Sayings By: Robin Williams
      Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

Type: Groundhog Day   Funny Sayings By: Robin Williams
      Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

Type: Groundhog Day   Funny Sayings By: Robert Byrne
      Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

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