Smile & laugh with Funny dirty Quotes from our database!

Funny dirty Quotes That Will Put Smile On Your Face

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : 
      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Amanda Vail
      Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me

Type: Children   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      Sometimes I wish I were a kid again; skinned knees are a lot easier to fix than a broken heart

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Katherine Hepburn
      Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each otherPerhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then

Type: Sports Soccer   Funny Sayings By: Thierry Henry
      Sometimes in football you have to score goals

Type: Love   Funny Sayings By: David Boreanaz
      Sometimes it hurt more then we can bear.If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace..but we would be hollow..Empty rooms shuttered and dank.Without passion we'd be truly dead

Type: Retirement   Funny Sayings By: Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You
      Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of goldBut other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow

Type: Labor Day   Funny Sayings By: Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You
      Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of goldBut other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Billie Holiday
      Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose

Type: Love   Funny Sayings By: Paris Hilton
      Sometimes love is for a moment,
sometimes love is for a lifetime.
Sometimes a moment is a lifetime.

Type: Compassion   Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweitzer
      Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into a flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.

Type: Patriotic   Funny Sayings By: Woodrow Wilson
      Sometimes people call me an idealistWell, that is the way I know I am an AmericanAmerica is the only idealistic nation in the world

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Sometimes the littlest things in life are the hardest to takeYou can sit on a mountain more comfortably than on a tack

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Forrest Gump
      Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Funny Quotes Links That Will Put Smile On Your Face
Funny Quotes Links


Receive Funny dirty Quotes of the Day

Free inspirational quotations in your email every day.
Your Name:

Your Email:

Email Type:




 Search Quotes
 Popular Search
 kindness
 persistence
 responsibility
 freedom
 health
 wealth
 attitude
 dream
 enthusiasm
 friend
 goal
 happiness
 life
 smile
 success
 wisdom
 Love Saying
 Motivation
 Wise Quote
 Inspiration
 Wise Words
 Famous Saying
 money


 All Quotes Link!
 Motivational Quotes Links
 Motivational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Quotes Links
 Inspirational Quotations Links
 Inspirational Messages Links
 Inspirational Words Links
 Famous Quotes Links
 Famous Sayings Links
 Funny Sayings Links
 Funny Quotes Links
 Love Quotes Links
 Love Sayings Links
 Good Quotes Links


inspirational cancer quotes
good quote for girl
funny ass quotes
first love quotes
funny redneck saying
really sad love quotes
famous bible saying
funny baseball quotes
business motivational quote
good quote from song
funny motivational quotes
cute love quotes and poem
funny beer sayings
cute love quote aol
funny dirty quote
funny alcohol quotes
famous biblical quote
soccer motivational quote
famous quote about child
christian motivational saying

Motivational BLOG
Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes