Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Rob Tomorrow never come.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Learning only from our own experience is like learning the traffic rules by accident.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesnít require effort isnít worth having.
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Nido Qubein Teaching people skills without giving them a vision for a better future a vision based on common values -- is only training
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: William Dement Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: David Brin A living planet is a much more complex metaphor for deity than just a bigger father with a bigger fistIf an omniscient, all-powerful Dad ignores your prayers, it's taken personallyHear only silence long enough, and you start wondering about his powerHis f
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Creating success is all about fulfilling or manifesting the purpose for which you were born.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Rocky Bridges Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment
Type: Curiosity Funny Sayings By: Milton R. Saperstein Bringing up a family should be an adventure, not an anxious discipline in which everybody is constantly graded for performance
Type: Malay Saying Funny Sayings By: Malay Clapping with the right hand only will not produce a noise.
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Theodore Roosevelt In doing your work in the great world, it is a safe plan to follow a rule I once heard on the football field: Don't flinch, don't fall; hit the line hard
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dr. Maxwell Maltz To change a habit, make a conscious decision, then Ďact outí the new behavior.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: George Bernard Shaw The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Your anger is like the bubbles in a can of soda. The more youíre shaken, the more you want to let it out. The longer you keep it in though, the greater the size of the eventual explosion - and the flatter the drink at the end.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Aristotle If things do not turn out as we wish, we should wish for them as they turn out.