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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: T.E. Kalem
      ...a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works

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      An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.

Type: Creativity   Funny Sayings By: Steve Chandler
      The principle of using interactivity as a creativity-builder is not restricted to computer games. Once we become fully conscious of this principle, we can find ways to become more interactive everywhere. We can make conversations with our family and friends more interactive than they once were. The more thoughtful our questions get to be, the more interactive the conversation

Type: Earth Day   Funny Sayings By: Chief Seattle, 1855
      Humankind has not woven the web of lifeWe are but one thread within itWhatever we do to the web, we do to ourselvesAll things are bound togetherAll things connect

Type: Entertainment   Funny Sayings By: Walt Disney
      It's kind of fun to do the impossible

Type: Columbus Day   Funny Sayings By: Edmund Arthur Helps
      Whose indomitable spirit changed the face of the earth for us

Type: Columbus Day   Funny Sayings By: Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
      Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered countryThey soon cease to cumber; they fertilize

Type: Business   Funny Sayings By: Ray Kroc
      In business for yourself, not by yourself.

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Frank Loyd Wright
      The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.


Type: Anniversaries   Funny Sayings By: Paul Sweeney
      A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacityThe order varies for any given year

Type: Election Day   Funny Sayings By: Emma Goldman
      If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal

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      A burning desire is the greatest of all motivators and stimulators.

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
      Suffering is above, not belowAnd everyone thinks that suffering is belowAnd everyone wants to rise

Type: Money   Funny Sayings By: Warren Buffet
      Investing is simple, but not easy

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