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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I am at two with nature.

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      I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy
      The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.

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      Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

Type: I'm Sorry   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Charles Caleb Colton
      Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never

Type: Columbus Day   Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      Every ship that comes to America got its chart from Columbus

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: James Francis Byrnes
      Friendship without self interest is one of the rare and beautiful things in life

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Groucho Marx
      Women should be obscene and not heard.

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

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      The basic principles of success have been passed on to us by men who came before us.

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      The easiest and quickest way to change ourselves is to set a lofty goal and work for it.

Type: Love   Funny Sayings By: Charles Dickens
      Never sign a valentine with your own name

Type: Retirement   Funny Sayings By: Harry Emerson Fosdick
      Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Rose F. Kennedy
      Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?

Type: Children   Funny Sayings By: Lisa T. Shepherd
      In raising my children, I have lost my mind but found my soul

Type: Compassion   Funny Sayings By: Pema Chodron
      Compassion for others begins with kindness to ourselves.

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

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