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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I am at two with nature.

Type: Groundhog Day   Funny Sayings By: Robert Byrne
      Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Hugh Downs
      Hatred is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you would hate no one.

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Paul Valery
      A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Type: Determination   Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939
      Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Mr. Spock, Star Trek
      Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting, it may not be logical but it is often true

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      Defeat is often the first step to success.

Type: Responsibility   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.

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      No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are silver; old are gold.

Type: Boredom   Funny Sayings By: Henry Ford
      A bore is someone who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it

Type: Motivation   Funny Sayings By: Elie Wiesel
      Nobody is stronger, nobody is weaker than someone who came back.There is nothing you can do to such a person because whatever you could do is less than what has already been done to him. We have already paid the price

Type: Health   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: William Makepeace Thackeray
      Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children

Type: Election Day   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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