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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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      Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford
      The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary
      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Greg Anderson
      Stop the mindless wishing that things would be different. Rather than wasting time and emotional and spiritual energy in explaining why we don't have what we want, we can start to pursue other ways to get it

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Groucho Marx
      From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Type: Self Discipline   Funny Sayings By: Dag Hammarskjold
      When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb seems endless, and suddenly nothing will go quite as you wish-it is then that you must not hesitate.

Type: Family   Funny Sayings By: Ralph Marston
      Make the most of the fact that life is always changing. Change it for the better.


Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you

Type: Love   Funny Sayings By: Leo Buscaglia
      Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.

Type: Maturing Altruistically   Funny Sayings By: Edward R. Murrow
      When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.


Type: Romantic Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Jimi Hendrix
      When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

Type: Freedom   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King Jr.
      From the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire, let freedom ring. From the mighty mountains of New York, let freedom ring. From the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania, let freedom ring ... Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled and the beggar and the beatenAnd seeing them... he cried, "Great God, how is it that a loving creator can see such things and yet do nothing about them?" God said, "I did do somethingI made you."

Type: Teacher Appreciation   Funny Sayings By: Karl Menninger
      What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: Thomas Bailey Aldrich
      With the tears a Land hath shed, Their graves should ever be green.

Type: Memorial Day   Funny Sayings By: Thomas Bailey Aldrich
      With the tears a Land hath shed, Their graves should ever be green.

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Rudyard Kipling
      Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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