Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: T.E. Kalem ...a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: Steve Chandler The principle of using interactivity as a creativity-builder is not restricted to computer games. Once we become fully conscious of this principle, we can find ways to become more interactive everywhere. We can make conversations with our family and friends more interactive than they once were. The more thoughtful our questions get to be, the more interactive the conversation
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: Chief Seattle, 1855 Humankind has not woven the web of lifeWe are but one thread within itWhatever we do to the web, we do to ourselvesAll things are bound togetherAll things connect
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Walt Disney It's kind of fun to do the impossible
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Edmund Arthur Helps Whose indomitable spirit changed the face of the earth for us
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered countryThey soon cease to cumber; they fertilize
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: Ray Kroc In business for yourself, not by yourself.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Frank Loyd Wright The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
Type: Anniversaries Funny Sayings By: Paul Sweeney A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacityThe order varies for any given year
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Emma Goldman If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: A burning desire is the greatest of all motivators and stimulators.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Suffering is above, not belowAnd everyone thinks that suffering is belowAnd everyone wants to rise
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Warren Buffet Investing is simple, but not easy