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      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks
      I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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      Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford
      The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: Chinese Proverb
      There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it

Type: Party Invitations   Funny Sayings By: H.M. Tomlinson
      There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers

Type: Labor Day   Funny Sayings By: H.M. Tomlinson
      There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers

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      There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that itís never clever for any of us, to criticize the rest of us.

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Harry Crews
      There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever natureA scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with

Type: Veterans Day   Funny Sayings By: Michel de Montaigne
      Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul

Type: Birthdays   Funny Sayings By: John Glenn
      There is still no cure for the common birthday

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Where is the "good" in goodbye?

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Lazurus Long
      Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending

Type: Movie   Funny Sayings By: Spock
      Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: Rabindranath Tagore
      Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Washington Irving
      Sweet is the memory of distant friends! Like the mellow rays of the departing sun, it falls tenderly, yet sadly, on the heart

Type: Curiosity   Funny Sayings By: Charles Frohman
      Death is the most beautiful adventure in life

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Ayn Rand
      Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of manís values, it has to be earned.

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