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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: George Jean Nathan
      A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy

Type: Anniversaries   Funny Sayings By: George Jean Nathan
      A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde
      I can resist anything but temptation.

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      The purest education is condensed into the fewest words.

Type: Retirement   Funny Sayings By: Gene Perret
      In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every dayIt's either that or buy a new golf ball

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Jan Laurence Lavinge
      no secrets will be keeped, but a friend can be keeped.

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Edward Koch
      The fireworks begin todayEach diploma is a lighted matchEach one of you is a fuse

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: William Faulkner
      Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bearThat's how he finds that he can bear anything

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Ralph W. Sockman
      The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Rita Rudner
      Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened

Type: Wealth   Funny Sayings By: Harvey B. Mackay
      Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game.

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Elbert Hubbard
      Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you

Type: For a Friend   Funny Sayings By: Elbert Hubbard
      Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin
      Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born

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