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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I am at two with nature.

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      I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy
      The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.

Type: Money   Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin
      Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one

Type: Responsibility   Funny Sayings By: 
      Everyone’s responsibility is to make the lost of his best talents.

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      Quitting a resolution is like letting fall a ball of string. A single fall unwinds many turns that must be rewound.

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Marlene Dietrich
      Sleeping alone, except under doctor's orders, does much harm. Children will tell you how lonely it is sleeping alone. If possible, you should always sleep with someone you love. You both recharge your mutual batteries free of charge

Type: Baby   Funny Sayings By: Carole Tabron
      A crying baby is the best form of birth control

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      A strong conviction that a thing can be done conditions the mind – impels it to think to find a way to do it.

Type: Motivation   Funny Sayings By: Harriet Braiker
      Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing

Type: Get Well Soon   Funny Sayings By: Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882
      Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from e

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882
      Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from e

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Betty Bender
      Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile initially scared me to death

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      Speaking ill of others is cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves.

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      Thinking is creative. Think of your tasks as easy; that will make them easy.

Type: Entertainment   Funny Sayings By: Rob Pike
      Learning is directly proportional to the amount of fun you are having

Type: Career   Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweizer
      Thinking is the highest faculty of the human mind – the key to all progress.

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