Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Jan Laurence Lavinge no secrets will be keeped, but a friend can be keeped.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Edward Koch The fireworks begin todayEach diploma is a lighted matchEach one of you is a fuse
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: William Faulkner Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bearThat's how he finds that he can bear anything
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Ralph W. Sockman The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Rita Rudner Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: Harvey B. Mackay Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Elbert Hubbard Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Elbert Hubbard Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: True friends are those who know the worst about us, but allow for our intentions.
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde True friends stab you in the front
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Charles Caleb Colton True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost