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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

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      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks
      I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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      Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford
      The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta
      Birds fly, fish swim and humans create. This is our nature.

Type: Entrepreneurism   Funny Sayings By: Graham Hamer
      Don't focus on getting things perfect. JUST GET IT DONE. Because no matter how bad it is, it's only going to get better.

Type: April Fool's Day   Funny Sayings By: Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
      April fool, nThe March fool with another month added to his folly

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Paramhansa Yogananda
      It is foolish to be afraid of death. JUST THINK!! No more repaired tires on the body vehicle, no more patchwork living

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Cicero
      It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness

Type: Party Invitations   Funny Sayings By: Japanese Proverb
      We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

Type: April Fool's Day   Funny Sayings By: Japanese Proverb
      We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

Type: Money   Funny Sayings By: Gabrielle Chanel
      Money for me has only one sound: liberty

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Les Brown
      Shoot for the moonEven if you miss, you'll land among the stars

Type: Growth   Funny Sayings By: by way of Sandy Novotney
      Reach for the stars and never fear. You are capable of everything and can have anything you want.

In memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: UNKNOWN
      "PRAY FOR WHAT YOU WANT, BUT WORK FOR THE THINGS YOU NEED"

Type: Curiosity   Funny Sayings By: Annie Besant English Peace and Social Justice Advocate
      Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to face many a danger, to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle

Type: Humor   Funny Sayings By: Art Buchwald
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Type: Halloween   Funny Sayings By: John Kendrick Bangs
      Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts,Along the moonlit way.

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