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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley
      Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Bucket
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry
      You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

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      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks
      I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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      Speaking ill of others is cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves.

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      Thinking is creative. Think of your tasks as easy; that will make them easy.

Type: Entertainment   Funny Sayings By: Rob Pike
      Learning is directly proportional to the amount of fun you are having

Type: Career   Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweizer
      Thinking is the highest faculty of the human mind – the key to all progress.

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      Learning only from our own experience is like learning the traffic rules by accident.

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      Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.

Type: Future   Funny Sayings By: Nido Qubein
      Teaching people skills without giving them a vision for a better future a vision based on common values -- is only training

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: William Dement
      Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives

Type: Earth Day   Funny Sayings By: David Brin
      A living planet is a much more complex metaphor for deity than just a bigger father with a bigger fistIf an omniscient, all-powerful Dad ignores your prayers, it's taken personallyHear only silence long enough, and you start wondering about his powerHis f

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta
      Creating success is all about fulfilling or manifesting the purpose for which you were born.

Type: Baseball   Funny Sayings By: Rocky Bridges
      Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment

Type: Curiosity   Funny Sayings By: Milton R. Saperstein
      Bringing up a family should be an adventure, not an anxious discipline in which everybody is constantly graded for performance

Type: Malay Saying   Funny Sayings By: Malay
      Clapping with the right hand only will not produce a noise.

Type: Football   Funny Sayings By: Theodore Roosevelt
      In doing your work in the great world, it is a safe plan to follow a rule I once heard on the football field: Don't flinch, don't fall; hit the line hard

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