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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Robert Byrne Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dan Foley Nobody Ever Drowned IN SWEAT
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: No one ever fails. They just quit trying. Many of our greatest men tried and fail so often they decided to quit – but tried once more – and won.
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: If you ever get a thought of quitting, first count your blessings. You’ll discover you have plenty. Your true wealth is what you have left when you lose all your material wealth.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Robert Orben Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Helen Hunt If you ever hear that there is a show called 'Helen', shoot me, will you please?
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Charles Lamb No one ever regarded the First of January with indifferenceIt is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is leftIt is the nativity of our common Adam
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Type: Compassion Funny Sayings By: Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Repeat every morning: I can do all things through god who strengthens me.
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Jennifer Yane Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Stephanie Piro Behind every successful woman... is a substantial amount of coffee
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
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