Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: William Wallace Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least a while. And, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Anatole France All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: Lucy Larcom Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty!
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Siro If u wanna know If u really someone... Look at urself 50 years from now, when ur looks fade away & ur hair is grey. Do u still see urself with that person?
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Clarence Thomas Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Never answer and angry word with an angry word. Itís always the second remark that starts the trouble.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Unknown Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Alfred Hitchcock This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Madison I'm trapped beneath my own secrets. I have the key to get out, but I don't know how to use it yet...
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: What happen to us is but a trifle compared to what happened in us.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: What happens to a man is less significant then what happens within him.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Much happiness is overlooked because it doesnít cost anything.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Francis Bacon Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat we say we have had our day