Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Unknown Be good and do good
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: To find and fill his right place is success for everyone.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Freiend are who should be standing beside you in gold and even in dirt. for them to be called good friends
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963 I would be the last to condemn the thousands of sincere and dedicated people outside the churches who have labored unselfishly through various humanitarian movements to cure the world of social evils, for I would rather a man be a committed humanist than
Type: Birth Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: We find comfort in those who agree with us, but growth in those who donít agree.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Frank A. Clark We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Cindy Crawford Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: Elwyn Brooks White, Essays of E.B. White, 1977 I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Evelyn Waugh She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Max Schmelling Why did I want to win? because I didn't want to lose
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836 Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Blessed is he who has found his right work; let him ask no further blessings.
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Hamilton Wright Mabie Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!