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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary
      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : unknown
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      Be good and do good

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      To find and fill his right place is success for everyone.

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      Freiend are who should be standing beside you in gold and even in dirt. for them to be called good friends

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
      I would be the last to condemn the thousands of sincere and dedicated people outside the churches who have labored unselfishly through various humanitarian movements to cure the world of social evils, for I would rather a man be a committed humanist than

Type: Birth   Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde
      The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything

Type: Growth   Funny Sayings By: 
      We find comfort in those who agree with us, but growth in those who donít agree.

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Frank A. Clark
      We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Cindy Crawford
      Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it

Type: Earth Day   Funny Sayings By: Elwyn Brooks White, Essays of E.B. White, 1977
      I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority

Type: Party Invitations   Funny Sayings By: Evelyn Waugh
      She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked

Type: Motivation   Funny Sayings By: Max Schmelling
      Why did I want to win? because I didn't want to lose

Type: Fathers Day   Funny Sayings By: Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
      Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!

Type: Career   Funny Sayings By: 
      Blessed is he who has found his right work; let him ask no further blessings.

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: Hamilton Wright Mabie
      Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

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