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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore
      I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa
      Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I am no more humble than my talents require.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Jan Laurence Lavinge
      no secrets will be keeped, but a friend can be keeped.

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Edward Koch
      The fireworks begin todayEach diploma is a lighted matchEach one of you is a fuse

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: William Faulkner
      Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bearThat's how he finds that he can bear anything

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Ralph W. Sockman
      The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Rita Rudner
      Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened

Type: Wealth   Funny Sayings By: Harvey B. Mackay
      Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game.

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Elbert Hubbard
      Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you

Type: For a Friend   Funny Sayings By: Elbert Hubbard
      Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin
      Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born

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      True friends are those who know the worst about us, but allow for our intentions.

Type: April Fool's Day   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job

Type: I'm Sorry   Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde
      True friends stab you in the front

Type: Books   Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain
      Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Charles Caleb Colton
      True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost

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