Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Kahlil Gibran Desire is half of life, indifference is half of death
Type: Computers Funny Sayings By: Robert Orben To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: He who is ignorant of history is bound to repeat its mistakes.
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Nature is impartial, too old-fashioned and square to be playing favorites.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: Me. Normal Is just what everyone makes it to be
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Action is life, stagnation, death. Natureís law: use it or lost it.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: Advice is like snow. The softer it falls, the easier itís absorbed, the deeper it sinks and the longer it lasts.
Type: Malay Saying Funny Sayings By: Malay A fool is like the big drum that beats fast but does not realize its hollowness
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Abraham Joshua Heschel Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Robin Williams Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
Type: Groundhog Day Funny Sayings By: Robin Williams Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
Type: Groundhog Day Funny Sayings By: Robert Byrne Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."