Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: Speaking ill of others is cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves.
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: Thinking is creative. Think of your tasks as easy; that will make them easy.
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Rob Pike Learning is directly proportional to the amount of fun you are having
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweizer Thinking is the highest faculty of the human mind – the key to all progress.
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Learning only from our own experience is like learning the traffic rules by accident.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Nido Qubein Teaching people skills without giving them a vision for a better future a vision based on common values -- is only training
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: William Dement Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: David Brin A living planet is a much more complex metaphor for deity than just a bigger father with a bigger fistIf an omniscient, all-powerful Dad ignores your prayers, it's taken personallyHear only silence long enough, and you start wondering about his powerHis f
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Creating success is all about fulfilling or manifesting the purpose for which you were born.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Rocky Bridges Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment
Type: Curiosity Funny Sayings By: Milton R. Saperstein Bringing up a family should be an adventure, not an anxious discipline in which everybody is constantly graded for performance
Type: Malay Saying Funny Sayings By: Malay Clapping with the right hand only will not produce a noise.
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Theodore Roosevelt In doing your work in the great world, it is a safe plan to follow a rule I once heard on the football field: Don't flinch, don't fall; hit the line hard