Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Birds fly, fish swim and humans create. This is our nature.
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Graham Hamer Don't focus on getting things perfect. JUST GET IT DONE. Because no matter how bad it is, it's only going to get better.
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary April fool, nThe March fool with another month added to his folly
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Paramhansa Yogananda It is foolish to be afraid of death. JUST THINK!! No more repaired tires on the body vehicle, no more patchwork living
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Cicero It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Japanese Proverb We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Japanese Proverb We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Gabrielle Chanel Money for me has only one sound: liberty
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Les Brown Shoot for the moonEven if you miss, you'll land among the stars
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: by way of Sandy Novotney Reach for the stars and never fear. You are capable of everything and can have anything you want.
In memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: UNKNOWN "PRAY FOR WHAT YOU WANT, BUT WORK FOR THE THINGS YOU NEED"
Type: Curiosity Funny Sayings By: Annie Besant English Peace and Social Justice Advocate Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to face many a danger, to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Art Buchwald Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Type: Halloween Funny Sayings By: John Kendrick Bangs Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts,Along the moonlit way.