Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Theodore Roosevelt This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Hindu Proverb Help your brother's boat across, and your own will reach the shore.
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Giuseppe Mazzini Love your countryYour country is the land where your parents sleep, where is spoken that language in which the chosen of your heart, blushing, whispered the first word of love; it is the home that God has given you that by striving to perfect yourselves t
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Patricia Fripp Make your decisions for your tomorrows not just your todays.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Love your enemies. From them you learn your fault.
Type: Groundhog Day Funny Sayings By: Maori Proverb Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Since our happiness depends on the character of our thoughts, away forever with all negatives. It requires effort to keep positive, but anything that doesn’t take effort isn’t worth having.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: me Keep your head up high
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Quoted in Believe: A Christmas Treasury by Mary Engelbreit Open your heart - open it wide; someone is standing outside
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: Brian Tracy Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have or do.
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Sicilian Proverb Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
Type: Charity Funny Sayings By: Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Make your thinking orderly and free from emotional overtones, and you will see people and things as they are, with clarity and charity