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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

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      For a long life, breakfast like a king; lunch moderately and dine like a pauper.

Type: Happiness   Funny Sayings By: Alfred D Souza
      For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But here was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that this was my life. This perspective has helped me to see that there
is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way

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      Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Type: Responsibility   Funny Sayings By: Jesse Jackson
      Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.

Type: Sweetest Day   Funny Sayings By: Jesse Jackson
      Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up

Type: Drinking   Funny Sayings By: H. L. Mencken
      A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses

Type: Confidence   Funny Sayings By: Georgio Armani
      My philosophy has always been to help women and men feel comfortable and confident through the clothes they wear

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Francois De La Rochefoucauld
      In jealousy there is more of self-love than love

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Carl Jung
      Where love rules, there is no will to power and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Madonna
      Being loved keeps you young

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: Irish Proverb
      A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
      It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't

Type: Fathers Day   Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
      It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't

Type: Baby   Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
      It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't

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