Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Type: Housewarming Funny Sayings By: Charles Dudley Warner No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his ownHowever small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Dick Advocaat We can buy players for £2m, but it's only when you buy a player for £6m that you can guarantee that they will bring something to the team every game.
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Rose Franken Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly
Type: Boredom Funny Sayings By: Nido Qubein People can be unreliable and disloyal; possessions can lose their value; jobs that once stimulated you can become boring. But principles remain steady through it all
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Anyone can carry his burden for one day. Anyone can be pleasant, courteous, and friendly for one day. And that continued is all there is to life.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Liquor can destroy success faster than genius can rebuild it.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something
Type: Grandparents Day Funny Sayings By: Alex Haley Nobody can do for little children what grandparents doGrandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Walt Disney If you can dream it, you can do it
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Frank A. Clark If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere
Type: Cute Funny Sayings By: Erma Bombeck If you can laugh at it, you can live with it
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: Sara Teasdale When I can look Life in the eyes, Grown calm and very coldly wise, Life will have given me the Truth, And taken in exchange - my youth
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Unknown If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Anna Eleanor Roosevelt No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.