Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare Adieu! I have too grieved a heart to take a tedious leave
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Rita Rudner Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in loveI'd stepped in it a few times
Type: Basketball Funny Sayings By: Isiah Thomas If all I'm remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I've done a bad job with the rest of my life
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: William James Act as if what you do makes a differenceIt does
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: William James Act as if what you do makes a differenceIt does
Type: Self Confidence Funny Sayings By: We are immature, as long as we think we are an exception to the law of averages.
Type: Unity Funny Sayings By: Kenyan Proverb Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: W. Edwards Deming Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Oliver Wendell Holmes Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Joe Theismann Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: John A. Shedd, Salt from My Attic A ship in harbor is safe - but that is not what ships are for
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Miriam Makeba People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa. That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love