Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Diane Arbus Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Charles Lamb, 1821 Gluttony and surfeiting are no proper occasions for thanksgiving
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Too many develop every talent except the talent to use all other talents – will power.
Type: Kindness Funny Sayings By: Albert Camus Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. It’s really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.
Type: Responsibility Funny Sayings By: You can’t keep a man from doing wrong until you keep him from thinking wrong.
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Kin Hubbard Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Bill Bradley Give to another human being without the expectation of a return.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Juvenal (Decimus Junius Juvenalis) Dare to do things worthy of imprisonment if you mean to be of consequence
Type: Bureaucracy Funny Sayings By: Dilbert It's so exciting to visit my son's cubicle! I worked hard to put you through college. Now I'll see the results of my investment. Um...You did attend classes, right
Type: Anniversaries Funny Sayings By: Rita Rudner It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
Type: Sports Soccer Funny Sayings By: Ronaldo Ronaldo is always very close to being either onside or offside