Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Chinese Proverb There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: H.M. Tomlinson There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers
Type: Labor Day Funny Sayings By: H.M. Tomlinson There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that itís never clever for any of us, to criticize the rest of us.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Harry Crews There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever natureA scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Michel de Montaigne Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: John Glenn There is still no cure for the common birthday
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Where is the "good" in goodbye?
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Lazurus Long Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending
Type: Movie Funny Sayings By: Spock Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Rabindranath Tagore Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Washington Irving Sweet is the memory of distant friends! Like the mellow rays of the departing sun, it falls tenderly, yet sadly, on the heart
Type: Curiosity Funny Sayings By: Charles Frohman Death is the most beautiful adventure in life
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Ayn Rand Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of manís values, it has to be earned.