Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: W.J. Cameron Perform, then, this one act of remembrance before this Day passes - Remember there is an army of defense and advance that never dies and never surrenders, but is increasingly recruited from the eternal sources of the American spirit and from the generatio
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Bob Dylan Oh, mama, can this really be the end,.to be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again?
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: Never make a budget to fits you wants. Trim you wants to fit your budget. A budget is more than a reminder. It’s a kind teacher and protector – a guardian of your future.
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Unknown Wanna make God laugh? Plan your future
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: G. K. Chesterton No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: William Wallace Every man dies. Not every man really lives
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Lowell Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: Robert Vallett The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
Type: Self-Determination Funny Sayings By: Sallust Every man is the architect of his own fortune
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Type: Easter Funny Sayings By: Albert Laighton Where man sees but withered leaves,God sees sweet flowers growing.
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Henry Ward Beecher Every man should be born again on the first day of JanuaryStart with a fresh pageTake up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: The human will, that force unseen, the offspring of the deathless soul, the walls of granite, intervene, can hew a path to any goal.
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Work smarter rather than harder. It pays you more and carries you farther.