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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito
      Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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      Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      I can resist anything but temptation.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson
      For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweitzer
      Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: W.J. Ronald Tucker
      For centuries men have kept an appointment with ChristmasChristmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home

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      Your environment largely shapes your future. Take the time to select one that will shape the kind youd like to have.

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Diane Arbus
      Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Funny Sayings By: Charles Lamb, 1821
      Gluttony and surfeiting are no proper occasions for thanksgiving

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel
      How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone

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      Too many develop every talent except the talent to use all other talents will power.

Type: Kindness   Funny Sayings By: Albert Camus
      Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.

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      Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. Its really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.

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      You cant keep a man from doing wrong until you keep him from thinking wrong.

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: Kin Hubbard
      Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Bill Bradley
      Give to another human being without the expectation of a return.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
      One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Funny Sayings By: Juvenal (Decimus Junius Juvenalis)
      Dare to do things worthy of imprisonment if you mean to be of consequence

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