Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Greg Anderson Stop the mindless wishing that things would be different. Rather than wasting time and emotional and spiritual energy in explaining why we don't have what we want, we can start to pursue other ways to get it
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Groucho Marx From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Dag Hammarskjold When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb seems endless, and suddenly nothing will go quite as you wish-it is then that you must not hesitate.
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Ralph Marston Make the most of the fact that life is always changing. Change it for the better.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Leo Buscaglia Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: Edward R. Murrow When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Jimi Hendrix When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King Jr. From the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire, let freedom ring. From the mighty mountains of New York, let freedom ring. From the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania, let freedom ring ... Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled and the beggar and the beatenAnd seeing them... he cried, "Great God, how is it that a loving creator can see such things and yet do nothing about them?" God said, "I did do somethingI made you."
Type: Teacher Appreciation Funny Sayings By: Karl Menninger What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Thomas Bailey Aldrich With the tears a Land hath shed, Their graves should ever be green.
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: Thomas Bailey Aldrich With the tears a Land hath shed, Their graves should ever be green.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Rudyard Kipling Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.