Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Type: Groundhog Day Funny Sayings By: Robert Byrne Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Hugh Downs Hatred is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you would hate no one.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Paul Valery A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939 Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Mr. Spock, Star Trek Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting, it may not be logical but it is often true
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Defeat is often the first step to success.
Type: Responsibility Funny Sayings By: Buddha Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are silver; old are gold.
Type: Boredom Funny Sayings By: Henry Ford A bore is someone who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Elie Wiesel Nobody is stronger, nobody is weaker than someone who came back.There is nothing you can do to such a person because whatever you could do is less than what has already been done to him. We have already paid the price
Type: Health Funny Sayings By: Buddha Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: William Makepeace Thackeray Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?