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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Type: Freedom   Funny Sayings By: William Wallace
      Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least a while. And, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Anatole France
      All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.

Type: Memorial Day   Funny Sayings By: Lucy Larcom
      Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty!

Type: Love   Funny Sayings By: Siro
      If u wanna know If u really someone... Look at urself 50 years from now, when ur looks fade away & ur hair is grey. Do u still see urself with that person?

Type: Education   Funny Sayings By: Clarence Thomas
      Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot

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      Never answer and angry word with an angry word. Itís always the second remark that starts the trouble.

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe

Type: Entrepreneurism   Funny Sayings By: Alfred Hitchcock
      This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: Madison
      I'm trapped beneath my own secrets. I have the key to get out, but I don't know how to use it yet...

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      What happen to us is but a trifle compared to what happened in us.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: 
      What happens to a man is less significant then what happens within him.

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      Much happiness is overlooked because it doesnít cost anything.

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Francis Bacon
      Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat we say we have had our day

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