Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweitzer Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: W.J. Ronald Tucker For centuries men have kept an appointment with ChristmasChristmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Your environment largely shapes your future. Take the time to select one that will shape the kind you’d like to have.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Diane Arbus Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Charles Lamb, 1821 Gluttony and surfeiting are no proper occasions for thanksgiving
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Too many develop every talent except the talent to use all other talents – will power.
Type: Kindness Funny Sayings By: Albert Camus Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. It’s really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.
Type: Responsibility Funny Sayings By: You can’t keep a man from doing wrong until you keep him from thinking wrong.
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Kin Hubbard Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Bill Bradley Give to another human being without the expectation of a return.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Juvenal (Decimus Junius Juvenalis) Dare to do things worthy of imprisonment if you mean to be of consequence