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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Attributed to Claudia Ghandi If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Attributed to Claudia Ghandi If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: Attributed to Claudia Ghandi If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
Type: Grandparents Day Funny Sayings By: Attributed to Claudia Ghandi If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Attributed to Claudia Ghandi If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Dawn French If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous modelKate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush
Type: Get Well Soon Funny Sayings By: Robert Ingersoll If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: The road to success is full of women pushing their husband along. Men have knowledge. Women, wisdom.
Type: Halloween Funny Sayings By: James Farguson Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,Black as a blackmoor, blin' as a mole.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Dave Barry The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: Unknown Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything
Type: Flag Day Funny Sayings By: Henry Ward Beecher Our flag means all that our fathers meant in the Revolutionary WarIt means all that the Declaration of Independence meantIt means justiceIt means libertyIt means happiness.... Every color means libertyEvery thread means libertyEvery star and stripe means
Type: Flag Day Funny Sayings By: Woodrow Wilson The flag of the United States has not been created by rhetorical sentences in declarations of independence and in bills of rightsIt has been created by the experience of a great people, and nothing is written upon it that has not been written by their lif
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Harry Caray Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball
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