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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Nancy Astor Dreams are great. When they disappear you may still be here, but you will have ceased to live
Type: Mankind Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Things are in the saddle, and ride mankind
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: People are largely what we make them. A smile or pleasant look turns a cranky grouch into a cheerful cherub. A frown or serious look repels even an optimist.
Type: Housewarming Funny Sayings By: Doug Larson People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Bishop Desmond Tutu If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressorIf an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: From the movie The African Queen Things are never so bad they can't be made worse
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: Anthony Robbins People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them.
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: Dr. Seuss Adults are obsolete children
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Tom Brokaw Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and slip quietly away
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Chinese proverb If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Dale E. Turner Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: If you are serious about success, you’ll make GOAL SETTING your first love and SELF MASTERY your second.
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Don Herrold Babies are such a nice way to start people
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau Dreams are the touchstone of our character
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