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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Type: Hang in There Funny Sayings By: Flavia Weedn, Flavia and the Dream Maker If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Dean Martin If you drink, don't driveDon't even putt
Type: Arbor Day Funny Sayings By: George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists, 1903 Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Boy George In the early 80's, I was pretty innocent and confused. I was like Marie Osmond, only with bigger eyelashes
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Bernard Iddings A good education is not so much one which prepares a man to succeed in the world, as one which enables him to sustain a failure
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Hal Borland Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta At the end of the day, both optimists and pessimists are always right.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Robert Byrne Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dan Foley Nobody Ever Drowned IN SWEAT
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: No one ever fails. They just quit trying. Many of our greatest men tried and fail so often they decided to quit – but tried once more – and won.
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