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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Holly Near Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong
Type: Luck Funny Sayings By: Unknown We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And some people still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: Langston Hughes Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: John Muir, 1913, in L.M. Wolfe, ed., John Muir, John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Stephen Levine If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call to make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Stephen Levine If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Seymour Cray If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Unknown If you were somebody else, would you want to be friends with you?
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Dave Barry If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland
Type: Movie Funny Sayings By: Jack Sparrow If you were waiting for the oppurtune moment ... that was it
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Buddha We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: H. L. Hunt Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Steven Wright OK, so what's the speed of dark
Type: Teacher Appreciation Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacherThat is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number
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