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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : David Letterman I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: H. L. Mencken A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses
Type: Confidence Funny Sayings By: Georgio Armani My philosophy has always been to help women and men feel comfortable and confident through the clothes they wear
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Francois De La Rochefoucauld In jealousy there is more of self-love than love
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Carl Jung Where love rules, there is no will to power and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Madonna Being loved keeps you young
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Irish Proverb A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Arthur H. Stainback The value of compassion cannot be overemphasized. Anyone can criticize. It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be born by an individual than to know no one cares or understands.
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: A surplus of wants is oftener the cause of poverty than shortage of income.
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: Vicki Baum Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Akeem Olajuwon I've always felt it was not up to anyone else to make me give my best
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught
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