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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Rob Tomorrow never come.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Type: Competence Funny Sayings By: Rosalyn Sussman We must believe in ourselves or no one else will believe in us; we must match our aspirations with the competence, courage and determination to succeed
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Clint Eastwood I don't believe in pessimism
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
Type: Grandparents Day Funny Sayings By: Colonel Potter, M*A*S*H I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: A first class carpenter gets more out of life than a third class lawyer or preacher.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: A fault confessed is half redressed.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Maxims and Reflections Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Aesop A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Leo Buscaglia Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The second was, "Did you find joy?
Type: Sympathy Funny Sayings By: Kenji Miyazawa We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Kenji Miyazawa We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Kenji Miyazawa We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey
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