Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Joan Rivers Don't cookDon't cleanNo man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculateLie down, you hot bitch."
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: Pride costs more than hunger, cold and thirst. He is richest who pleasures are cheapest.
Type: Bureaucracy Funny Sayings By: Honore de Balzac Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies
Type: Health Funny Sayings By: Buddha The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Lucille Ball The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Unknown The secret to friendship is being a good listener
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Theodor Seuss Geisel, attributed Don't cry because it's overSmile because it happened
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Violeta Parra Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars