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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I am at two with nature.

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      I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy
      The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.

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      Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Type: Children   Funny Sayings By: Franklin P. Adams
      You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance

Type: Sympathy   Funny Sayings By: Hans Christian Andersen
      A human life is a story told by God

Type: Arbor Day   Funny Sayings By: Denise Levertov
      You can live for years next door to a big pine tree, honored to have so venerable a neighbor, even when it sheds needles all over your flowers or wakes you, dropping big cones onto your deck at still of night

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen
      You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Type: Fathers Day   Funny Sayings By: Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
      Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie
      You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

Type: I'm Sorry   Funny Sayings By: Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911
      You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly misattributed to Gloria Steinem who had quoted Dunn
      A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Francoise Sagan
      One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Dave Barry
      You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Type: Thank You.   Funny Sayings By: Malayan Proverb
      One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Knute Rockne
      One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.

Type: Happiness   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.

Type: Goals   Funny Sayings By: Aristotle
      All men seek one goal: success or happiness. The only way to achieve true success is to express yourself completely in service to society. First, have a definite, clear, practical ideal--a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends--wisdom, money, material and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end.

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