Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Eric Hoffer In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Jim Rohn Take time to gather up the past so that you will be able to draw from your experiences and invest them in the future
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Irv Kupcinet An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Bill Vaughan An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year inA pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Mignon McLaughlin It is important for our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Greg Anderson Think impossible and dreams get discarded, projects get abandoned, and hope for wellness is torpedoed. But let someone yell the words It's possible, and resources we hadn't been aware of come rushing in to assist us in our quest
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: Thomas Carlyle Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Kahill Gibran Trust in dreams, for in them is the hidden gate to eternity
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Weave in faith and God will find the thread
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: To be in hell is to drift aimlessly; to be in heaven, is to be steering toward rich port.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Jim Rohn The twin killers of success are impatience and greed.
Type: Weddings Funny Sayings By: Zsa Zsa Gabor A man in love is incomplete until he is marriedThen he's finished