Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Type: Anniversaries Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: Ronald Reagan A leader, once convinced that a particular course of action is the right one, must...be undaunted when the going gets tough.
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Emily Kimbrough Remember, we all stumble, every one of usThat's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Emily Kimbrough Remember, we all stumble, every one of usThat's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: The average person could increase his income 20% by increasing his thinking 1%. One percent of your day is 14 minutes. Is that too much time to spend to increase your income 20%? Every day asks yourself: what one thing can I do today to increase my income? Asking yourself a question impels you to think to find the answer.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Plutarch Perseverance is more Prevailing than violence and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together yield themselves up when taken little by little.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Be tolerant. Everybody is fighting a tough battle, just like you.
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: A proverb is shorts sentence with long experience.
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Dorothy De Zouche If I were asked to enumerate ten educational stupidities, the giving of grades would head the list... If I can't give a child a better reason for studying than a grade on a report card, I ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Cindy Crawford They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind
Type: Sympathy Funny Sayings By: T. Sachs Love here on earth,Love beyond the grave,There are no roads,My love for you can't pave.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Sam Levenson Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.