Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: Writing down a mere wish works like magic for converting that wish into a goal. And write it down works like dynamite for converting that goal into an actuality – a reality. One minute spend writing it down will do more to bring it about than ten years of dreaming, wishing, and talking about it.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: P.J. O'Rourke Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: P.J. O'Rourke Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Robert Frost Nothing flatters me more than to have it assumed that I could write prose-unless it be to have it assumed that I once pitched a baseball with distinction
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: Wayne Calloway Nothing focuses the mind better than the constant sight of a competitor who wants to wipe you off the map
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Azie Taylor Morton Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Nothing hits harder nor sticks longer than a wise timely tip.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Aerosmith Falling in love is so hard on the knees
Type: Common sense Funny Sayings By: Helen Rowland Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: Aerosmith Falling in love is so hard on the knees
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Calvin Coolidge Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan, 'Press on,' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race