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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford
      The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

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      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Type: Anniversaries   Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen
      Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast

Type: Personality   Funny Sayings By: Ronald Reagan
      A leader, once convinced that a particular course of action is the right one, must...be undaunted when the going gets tough.

Type: I'm Sorry   Funny Sayings By: Emily Kimbrough
      Remember, we all stumble, every one of usThat's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand

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      Remember, we all stumble, every one of usThat's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand

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      Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

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      The average person could increase his income 20% by increasing his thinking 1%. One percent of your day is 14 minutes. Is that too much time to spend to increase your income 20%? Every day asks yourself: what one thing can I do today to increase my income? Asking yourself a question impels you to think to find the answer.

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Plutarch
      Perseverance is more Prevailing than violence and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together yield themselves up when taken little by little.

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      Be tolerant. Everybody is fighting a tough battle, just like you.

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      A proverb is shorts sentence with long experience.

Type: Education   Funny Sayings By: Dorothy De Zouche
      If I were asked to enumerate ten educational stupidities, the giving of grades would head the list... If I can't give a child a better reason for studying than a grade on a report card, I ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Cindy Crawford
      They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind

Type: Sympathy   Funny Sayings By: T. Sachs
      Love here on earth,Love beyond the grave,There are no roads,My love for you can't pave.

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

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