Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: We never grow old. We get old when we stop growing. Keeping useful keeps us youthful.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think.
Type: Cute Funny Sayings By: Jack Handey Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Tenneva Jordan A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie
Type: Cute Funny Sayings By: Arnold Glasow Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Enid Bagnold A father is always making his baby into a little womanAnd when she is a woman he turns her back again
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: smiley Laughter is the cheapest tonic and vacation. It stirs the blood, exercises the chest, stimulates the nerves, chases grief, fear and wrath, wins friends, cures the blues, and gives all a cleansing rehabilitation.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: William Lyon Phelps Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: A winner may not be more ambitious than a loser, but hes ambitious longer.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Type: Weddings Funny Sayings By: Emily Brontė Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same