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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Jose B. Cabajar Your encouraging smile can escort others beyond the wearisome mile.
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Jiddu Krishnamurti The function of education is to help you from childhood not to imitate anybody, but be yourself all the time
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Frances Ward Weller A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Sharon Salzberg Love and concern for all are not things some of us are born with and others are not. Rather, they are results of what we do with our minds: We can choose to transform our minds so that they embody love, or we can allow them to develop habits and false concepts of separation
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894 Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson A friend is a person with whom I may be sincereBefore him I may think aloudI am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may drop even those undermost garments of dissimulation, courtesy, and second thought, which men never put o
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: His mind is dark with stormy riot, directly traced to too much diet. Who ends the day with little food, began next day in happy mood.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Jan Laurence Fernan a friend is just like an assignment, if you answer it, pass it, but a true friend will always never be passed.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Grace Pulpit A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Pam Brown A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers
Type: Kindness Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Donna Roberts A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails
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