Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: W.T. Ellis It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: Abraham H. Maslow A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Politicians are like diapersThey both need changing regularly and for the same reason
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Unknown In dancing, the women usually know the steps and the men know the holds
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Mohandas Gandhi A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Denis Waitley Get excited and enthusiastic about you own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire—you can smell it, taste it, and see it from a mile away.
Type: Confidence Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin She lacks confidence, she craves admiration insatiably. She lives on the reflections of herself in the eyes of others She does not care to be herself
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: From the movie Annie How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
Type: Curiosity Funny Sayings By: Declaration of Independence The Declaration of Independence - of the 13 United States of America We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: To welcome a difficulty is to cut its size in half.
Type: Birthday Sayings Funny Sayings By: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Youth comes but once in a lifetime