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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary
      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

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      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

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      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: Erma Bombeck, I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression
      There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Woody Hayes
      There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you

Type: Memorial Day   Funny Sayings By: Richard Watson Gilder
      Knights of the spirit; warriors in the cause, Of justice absolute 'twixt man and man.

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: Haim Ginott
      Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it

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      What is old aged? Lack of interest. Keep up your interest and you’ll never be old.

Type: Groundhog Day   Funny Sayings By: Clyde Moore
      There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's

Type: Anniversaries   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949
      Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949
      Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species

Type: Self Improvement   Funny Sayings By: Aldous Huxley
      There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.

Type: Movie   Funny Sayings By: Westley
      Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something

Type: Future   Funny Sayings By: Martin Ducavne
      Past is past and we must live the present to survive the future

Type: Retirement   Funny Sayings By: Jim Bishop
      Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Isaac Asimov
      Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome

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