Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Jimi Hendrix When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King Jr. From the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire, let freedom ring. From the mighty mountains of New York, let freedom ring. From the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania, let freedom ring ... Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled and the beggar and the beatenAnd seeing them... he cried, "Great God, how is it that a loving creator can see such things and yet do nothing about them?" God said, "I did do somethingI made you."
Type: Teacher Appreciation Funny Sayings By: Karl Menninger What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Thomas Bailey Aldrich With the tears a Land hath shed, Their graves should ever be green.
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: Thomas Bailey Aldrich With the tears a Land hath shed, Their graves should ever be green.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Rudyard Kipling Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799 When the wine goes in, strange things come out
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Half the wisdom of life is eliminating the non-essentials.
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Unknown Only the wise can dance the rhythm of life
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Pearl Bailey What the world really needs is more love and less paper work
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Half the world’s troubles come from saying yes too soon and to often and no too late and to seldom.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Dave Bristol Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Lord Byron Fare thee well! and if for ever,Still for ever, fare thee well.