Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Jean de La Fontaine Sadness flies away on the wings of time
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: Work is fortunes’ right hand, saving, her left. Learning her first assistant.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Jeremy Taylor Love is friendship set on fire.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Blondes hav more fun but brunettes can read
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Karen Ravn Only as high as I reach can I grow Only as far as I seek can I go, Only as deep as I look can I see, Only as much as I dream can I be
Type: Self Confidence Funny Sayings By: There’s hope for every failure, as long as he doesn’t blame others for his fate.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Happiness work as if you don't need money,
love as if you've never been hurt,
dance, as if nobody can see you,
sing, as if no one can hear,
live, as if the Earth was a heaven.
Type: Boredom Funny Sayings By: National Review Online Bush is in a strong position -- for now. Let's hope he knows that politics won't stay pleasantly boring forever
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: M. Kathleen Casey Pain is inevitableSuffering is optional
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Arthur Ashe Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Zig Ziglar Success is dependent upon the glands; sweat glands.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Success is heavy burden, but not as heavy as failure.