Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Will Rogers The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Norman Vincent Peale The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism
Type: Italian Sayings Funny Sayings By: Italian The troubles deep in the pot are known only by the spoon
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Walt Whitman I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: John Taylor And though I ebb in worth, I'll flow in thanks
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare Love sought is good, but given unsought is better
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: One thought might convert a stumbling block into a stepping stone.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Our thoughts can help us more than doctors and harm us more than brickbats.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Unknown This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Unknown One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly
Type: Car Funny Sayings By: Yiddish Curse You should have ten penthouses in ten Park Avenue buildings and in each one you should have a gorgeous blonde waiting to do your every wish and in front of each of these ten buildings you should have a Rolls Royce with a chauffeur and every morning you should get into each car and your chauffeur should drive you to a different doctor and not one doctor should know what's wrong with you
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion