Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alice Walker I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: He who learns from his parents to spend less than he earns owes them more than those who inherit fortunes.
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Various Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: Credit lengthens life; debt shorten its. To live long, avoid debt.
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: Aesop Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Jack Handey I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: One of life’s richest blessings are pleasant thoughts. Force them at any cost of efforts.
Type: Charity Funny Sayings By: Franklin D. Roosevelt Peace, like charity, begins at home
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Sir Winston Churchill When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: The Reverend Jesse Jackson Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Marion C. Garretty Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: myself If You Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Not A Heart, A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever"
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Buddha He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Katherine Mansfield I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.