Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Buddha The world, indeed, is like a dream and the treasures of the world are an alluring mirage! Like the apparent distances in a picture, things have no reality in themselves, but they are like heat haze.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: We learn and grow most when we face the most extremes of weather, obstacles, religions, races, political parties, and points of view.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Max Lerner, The Unfinished Country, 1950 The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Charles Sangster The hero dead cannot expire:,The dead still play their part.
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: Charles Sangster The hero dead cannot expire:, The dead still play their part.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Roger Angell in Fortuity Seen from this vantage point, the preoccupied fans below sometimes suggest a huddled, uncomplaining horde of immigrants stuffed into steerage on some endless voyage toward better luck-not an inappropriate image if we remind ourselves that this famous rustbucket, the good ship Cubbie, last dropped anchor in the shining harbor of the World Series in 1945
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: The strong by scattering their energies, accomplish nothing. The weak, by concentrating on one thing, build big business.
Type: Chinese Saying Funny Sayings By: none every rose has thorns
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Doris Ann Foster Death row is a state of mind
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: To sharpen your mind, select a topic and force yourself to keep talking about it for 10 minutes without stopping. That develops concentration, observation, memory, will power and fluency.
Type: Halloween Funny Sayings By: Philip Freneau Red serpents, fiery forms, and yelling hags,Fit company for mad adventurers.
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: Theodore Levitt The purpose of a business is to create and keep customers
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Leo Rosten The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all