Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Arthur James Balfour Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Melissa Stuart Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Art Buchwald Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Emerson A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Bill Vaughn Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's EveMiddle age is when you're forced to
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Brian Tracy Self-discipline is a great time-saver; it is the ability to make yourself work on only those things that are most important to you.
Type: Thank You. Funny Sayings By: David Thomas Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Carl Jung Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Pessimism is an investment in nothing; optimism is an investment in hope.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessaryIt fulfils the same function as pain in the human bodyIt calls attention to an unhealthy state of things
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Jackie Windspear Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a mealIt's a way to live
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Helen Hayes There isn't any formula or method. You learn to love by loving -- by paying attention and doing what one thereby discovers has to be don
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Unknown Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Curtis Billings A statistician made a few calculations and discovered that since the birth of our nation more lives had been lost in celebrating independence than in winning it