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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Bucket
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry
      You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

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      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks
      I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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      Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Type: Friendship   Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin
      I cannot concentrate all my friendship on any single one of my friends because no one is complete enough in himself

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin
      Fear not death, for the sooner we die the longer we shall be immortal

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln
      Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Ashleigh Brilliant
      It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Samuel Smiles
      It's not enough to have a dream, Unless you're willing to pursue it. It's not enough to know what's right, Unless you're strong enough to do it. It's not enough to learn the truth, Unless you also learn to live it. It's not enough to reach for love, Unless you care enough to give it Men who are resolved to find a way for themselves will always find opportunities enough; and if they do not find them, they will make them

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.

Type: Future   Funny Sayings By: Percy Bysshe Shelley
      Fear not for the future, weep not for the past

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Herbert Bayard Swope
      I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is:
Try to please everybody.


Type: Flag Day   Funny Sayings By: Thomas Carlyle, "Sartor Resartus"
      Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows' meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they call their flag; which had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen?

Type: Butterfly   Funny Sayings By: Chang Tzu
      I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man

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      Itsí not our drinking that gets us stinking; Itís our stinking thinking that gets us drinking.

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen
      It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain
      It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Type: Election Day   Funny Sayings By: Tom Stoppard, Jumpers
      It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting

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