Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin I cannot concentrate all my friendship on any single one of my friends because no one is complete enough in himself
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Fear not death, for the sooner we die the longer we shall be immortal
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Ashleigh Brilliant It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Samuel Smiles It's not enough to have a dream, Unless you're willing to pursue it. It's not enough to know what's right, Unless you're strong enough to do it. It's not enough to learn the truth, Unless you also learn to live it. It's not enough to reach for love, Unless you care enough to give it Men who are resolved to find a way for themselves will always find opportunities enough; and if they do not find them, they will make them
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Percy Bysshe Shelley Fear not for the future, weep not for the past
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Herbert Bayard Swope I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is:
Try to please everybody.
Type: Flag Day Funny Sayings By: Thomas Carlyle, "Sartor Resartus" Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows' meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they call their flag; which had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen?
Type: Butterfly Funny Sayings By: Chang Tzu I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Itsí not our drinking that gets us stinking; Itís our stinking thinking that gets us drinking.
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Tom Stoppard, Jumpers It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting