Smile & laugh with Funny gay Quotes from our database!

Funny gay Quotes That Will Put Smile On Your Face

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : unknown
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx
      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Type: Self-Determination   Funny Sayings By: Ralph Abernathy
      I don't know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the future

Type: Labor Day   Funny Sayings By: Sophocles
      Without labor nothing prospers

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Quentin Crisp
      Men get laid, but women get screwed

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Pavel Nedved
      I don't like strong words. Those who said such things are watching from home now. - euro 2004

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: W.H. Auden
      We must love one another or die

Type: Love Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King Jr.
      Without love, benevolence becomes egotism

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
      Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
      Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely

Type: Anniversaries   Funny Sayings By: M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
      Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Tupac Shakur
      I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if its that easy

Type: Friends   Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare
      I count myselt in nothing else so happy As in a soul rememb'ring my good friends

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Marian Wright-Edelman
      We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee.

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: Leo Tolstoy
      He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Funny Quotes Links That Will Put Smile On Your Face
Funny Quotes Links


Receive Funny gay Quotes of the Day

Free inspirational quotations in your email every day.
Your Name:

Your Email:

Email Type:




 Search Quotes
 Popular Search
 kindness
 persistence
 responsibility
 freedom
 health
 wealth
 attitude
 dream
 enthusiasm
 friend
 goal
 happiness
 life
 smile
 success
 wisdom
 Love Saying
 Motivation
 Wise Quote
 Inspiration
 Wise Words
 Famous Saying
 money


 All Quotes Link!
 Motivational Quotes Links
 Motivational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Quotes Links
 Inspirational Quotations Links
 Inspirational Messages Links
 Inspirational Words Links
 Famous Quotes Links
 Famous Sayings Links
 Funny Sayings Links
 Funny Quotes Links
 Love Quotes Links
 Love Sayings Links
 Good Quotes Links


friendship quotes
love saying
sales motivational quote
good life quote
cute funny saying
inspirational message war
famous basketball quote
inspirational quotes from the bible
funny sexual saying
for good quotes teenager
funny sex quote
funny quote on shirt
ben franklin famous sayings
find famous einstein quote
famous shakespeare quote
famous saying of mardi gras
motivational quotes education
awesome love quote
funny military quotes
good life quotes

Motivational BLOG
Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes