Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: George L. Morrisey Developing the plan is actually laying out the sequence of events that have to occur for you to achieve your goal.
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Harry Vardon Don't play too much golfTwo rounds a day are plenty
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Jim Bouton A ballplayer spends a good piece of his life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Robert Townsend If people are coming to work excited . . . if they're making mistakes freely and fearlessly . . . if they're having fun . . . if they're concentrating doing things, rather than preparing reports and going to meetings - then somewhere you have leaders
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Doug Larson If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Lamartine He completed the universe, he achieved the physical unity of the globe
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: All employers prefer savers. They are more steady, more honest, more reliable, less distracted.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: John Randolph Thompason Dead upon the field of glory,, Hero fit for song and story.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: me Im so poor i cant't even pay attention.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Maya Angelou How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: Maya Angelou How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Charles Du Bos The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.