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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

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      Writing down a mere wish works like magic for converting that wish into a goal. And write it down works like dynamite for converting that goal into an actuality – a reality. One minute spend writing it down will do more to bring it about than ten years of dreaming, wishing, and talking about it.

Type: Mothers Day   Funny Sayings By: P.J. O'Rourke
      Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s

Type: Baby   Funny Sayings By: P.J. O'Rourke
      Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie
      Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.

Type: Baseball   Funny Sayings By: Robert Frost
      Nothing flatters me more than to have it assumed that I could write prose-unless it be to have it assumed that I once pitched a baseball with distinction

Type: Business   Funny Sayings By: Wayne Calloway
      Nothing focuses the mind better than the constant sight of a competitor who wants to wipe you off the map

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Azie Taylor Morton
      Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.

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      Nothing hits harder nor sticks longer than a wise timely tip.

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
      Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Type: Death   Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin
      Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: Aerosmith
      Falling in love is so hard on the knees

Type: Common sense   Funny Sayings By: Helen Rowland
      Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: Aerosmith
      Falling in love is so hard on the knees

Type: Education   Funny Sayings By: Calvin Coolidge
      Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan, 'Press on,' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race

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