Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: Robert R.Greenleaf The only test of leadership is that somebody follows
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Tupac Shakur The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Harry Golden The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Natalie Wood The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: The only way to clean up the world is for each of us to clean up ourselves.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Peggy Ryan The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: Boredom and monotony are sure ways of separating men from mere boys.
Type: Movie Funny Sayings By: Kirk No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Dwight D. Eisenhower Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, the spirit of men and so it must be daily earned and refreshed - else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots, it will wither and die
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Anthony Robbins How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to?
Type: Boredom Funny Sayings By: Bertrand Russell, philosopher and logician Boredom is a vital problem of the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: Rosa Luxemburg Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Fox Mulder A dream is an answer to a question we haven't yet learned how to ask
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Freedom is never free