Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Carl Jung Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Pessimism is an investment in nothing; optimism is an investment in hope.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessaryIt fulfils the same function as pain in the human bodyIt calls attention to an unhealthy state of things
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Jackie Windspear Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a mealIt's a way to live
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Helen Hayes There isn't any formula or method. You learn to love by loving -- by paying attention and doing what one thereby discovers has to be don
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Unknown Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Curtis Billings A statistician made a few calculations and discovered that since the birth of our nation more lives had been lost in celebrating independence than in winning it
Type: Cute Funny Sayings By: Jay Leno Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Kate L. Bosher Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Why wait when you can create?