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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alice Walker
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Louise Driscoll
      In your heart, keep one still secret spot where dreams may go and be sheltered so they may thrive and grow

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
      Despair is anger with no place to go

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: Art Buchwald
      Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      However many holy words you read,However many you speak,What good will they do, If you do not act on upon them?

Type: Election Day   Funny Sayings By: Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
      I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them

Type: Party Invitations   Funny Sayings By: Joseph Schenck
      If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Dick Cavett
      If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Type: Arbor Day   Funny Sayings By: John Muir
      I never saw a discontented treeThey grip the ground as though they liked it, and though fast rooted they travel about as far as we doThey go wandering forth in all directions with every wind, going and coming like ourselves, traveling with us around the s

Type: Career   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.

Type: Cool   Funny Sayings By: Tom Hopkins
      If your sunshine wants far outstrip your cold morning desire, have a talk with yourself. Then have a lot more talks with yourself. Convince number one that you can succeed - and you will succeed. If you don't believe in you, why should anyone else?

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare
      How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Type: Sweetest Day   Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare
      How far that little candle throws his beams!So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: New York Times, 25 December 1937, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren, 193
      We hear the beating of wings over Bethlehem and a light that is not of the sun or of the stars shines in the midnight skyLet the beauty of the story take away all narrowness, all thought of formal creedsLet it be remembered as a story that has happened ag

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money

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