Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Robert Frost, The Lesson for Today, 1942 I had a lover's quarrel with the world
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Terry Pratchett Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Lucretius, On the Nature of Things Watch a man in times of... adversity to discover what kind of man he is; for then at last words of truth are drawn from the depths of his heart, and the mask is torn off
Type: Self Confidence Funny Sayings By: Buddha It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.
Type: Get Well Soon Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Cathy Ladman I got a postcard from my gynecologistIt said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Shelly It is a sweet thing, friendship, a dear balm, A happy and auspicious bird of calm
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: Buddha An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: Pam Shaw After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world
Type: Democracy Funny Sayings By: Amnesty International The USA was founded in the name of democracy, equality and individual freedom, but is failing to deliver the fundamental promise of protecting rights for all
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare It is a wise father that knows his own child
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Joseph Conrad Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Bobcat Goldthwaite America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole