Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: Franklin P. Adams You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance
Type: Sympathy Funny Sayings By: Hans Christian Andersen A human life is a story told by God
Type: Arbor Day Funny Sayings By: Denise Levertov You can live for years next door to a big pine tree, honored to have so venerable a neighbor, even when it sheds needles all over your flowers or wakes you, dropping big cones onto your deck at still of night
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911 You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly misattributed to Gloria Steinem who had quoted Dunn A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Francoise Sagan One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Type: Thank You. Funny Sayings By: Malayan Proverb One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Knute Rockne One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Buddha You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: Aristotle All men seek one goal: success or happiness. The only way to achieve true success is to express yourself completely in service to society. First, have a definite, clear, practical ideal--a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends--wisdom, money, material and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end.