Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Buddha To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: David Weatherford We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: To help people most, never share your riches, help them discover their own.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Act a part long enough and you’ll become the part.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: Never part with your dreams. When they’re gone, you might still exist, but you cease to live.
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Jean Paul Richter Never part without loving words to think of during your absenceIt may be that you will not meet again in this life
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Tryon Edwards Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Tryon Edwards Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven
Type: Compassion Funny Sayings By: Buddha In Compassion lies the world's true strength.
Type: Mankind Funny Sayings By: Bertrand Russell Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: George Herbert, "Jacula Prudentum" Every path hath a puddle
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: Unknown Saint Patrick was a gentleman...Who through strategy and stealth...Drove all the snakes from Ireland...Here's a drinkee to his health! But not too many drinkees...Lest we lose ourselves and then...Forget the good Saint Patrick...And see them snakes again
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood.