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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy
      The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.

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      Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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      Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: W.T. Ellis
      It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air

Type: Creativity   Funny Sayings By: Abraham H. Maslow
      A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.

Type: Election Day   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Politicians are like diapersThey both need changing regularly and for the same reason

Type: Dance   Funny Sayings By: Unknown
      In dancing, the women usually know the steps and the men know the holds

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Mohandas Gandhi
      A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Denis Waitley
      Get excited and enthusiastic about you own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire—you can smell it, taste it, and see it from a mile away.

Type: Confidence   Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin
      She lacks confidence, she craves admiration insatiably. She lives on the reflections of herself in the eyes of others She does not care to be herself

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: From the movie Annie
      How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie
      How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard

Type: Curiosity   Funny Sayings By: Declaration of Independence
      The Declaration of Independence - of the 13 United States of America We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness

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      To welcome a difficulty is to cut its size in half.

Type: Birthday Sayings   Funny Sayings By: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
      Youth comes but once in a lifetime

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