Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: Thomas De Quincey If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: James Lovelock Imagine a survivor of a failed civilization with only a tattered book on aromatherapy for guidance in arresting a cholera epidemic. Yet, such a book would more likely be found amid the debris than a comprehensible medical text
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Arland Gilbert When we accept tough jobs as a challenge and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: John Quincy Adams Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: William Faulkner, Essays, Speeches and Public Letters To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Cesar Chavez Yes, we are able!
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Eleanor Powell What we are is God's gift to usWhat we become is our gift to God
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Greg Anderson When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live life
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: What we are speaks so loudly it drowns out what we say.
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: C.S. Lewis To love at all is to be vulnerable
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Caroline Sheridan Norton We have been friends together In sunshine and in shade.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Ecclesiastes Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up