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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Fortune Cookie When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Charles L. Allen When you say a situation or a person is hopeless, you're slamming the door in the face of God
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Brahma Kumaris When you smile, not only do you feel but you bring a ray of light into the lives of others
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Bill Austin When you take dancing lessons, you learn steps and you learn steps and you learn steps. It can go on for a long time. And then one day, you just learn to dance, and it is so different
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Leslie Grossman When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Natalie Clifford Barney When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks
Type: Computers Funny Sayings By: John DeLasaux When you're in the midst of a blizzard, you don't shovel your driveway ... you scrape the pileup of snow off your roof to keep your house from falling in. Some of that snow may fall on a guest approaching your porch ... too bad
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Unknown When you're looking for a friend don't look for perfection, just look for friendship
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Cher The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Abe Lemons The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
Type: Groundhog Day Funny Sayings By: Patrick Young The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Will Rogers The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Norman Vincent Peale The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism
Type: Italian Sayings Funny Sayings By: Italian The troubles deep in the pot are known only by the spoon
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