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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Type: Birthday Sayings Funny Sayings By: Unknown Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Larry Lorenzoni Birthdays are good for youStatistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Emory Austin Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway.
Type: Sports Soccer Funny Sayings By: Phil Neville The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more European
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: J. P. Morgan America’s greatest banker: In my 43 years of banking, I never knew of anyone who saved money on large income who didn’t get the habit on small one.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Michael Burke A baseball club is part of the chemistry of the city. A game isn't just an athletic contest. It's a picnic, a kind of town meeting
Type: New Job Congrats Funny Sayings By: William C. Feather A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare, Othello The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: David Lloyd George Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Richard Bach Don't be dismayed by good-byesA farewell is necessary before you can meet againAnd meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Richard Bach Don't be dismayed at goodbyesA farewell is necessary before you can meet againAnd meeting again, after moments or lifetime, is certain for those who are friends
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Never be without pencil or paper to catch unexpected but useful tips, facts, ideas.
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Don’t be yourself. Improve yourself.
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