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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Rob Tomorrow never come.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: The Game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears and score your points when you get the opportunity
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Lewis Grizzard The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears & score your points when you get the opportunity.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Sam Keen You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: Never measure your progress by your income, but by your bank account. Remember the man in the mirror at 70 or 80.
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: John Wooden Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Lou Brock He seemed to have an obligation to hit
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Gen. Omar Bradley Every member of our baseball team at West Point became a general: this proves the value of team sports
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Few women and fewer men, have enough character and patience to be happy when idle. Happiness is activity. Nature puts her curse on idleness. An idle brain is the devil’s playground.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895 All women become like their mothersThat is their tragedyNo man doesThat's his
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Smart men put up with small annoyances, to gain larger rewards later.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Paul Freund At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboardsMy hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Rajneesh The moment a child is born, the mother is also bornShe never existed beforeThe woman existed, but the mother, neverA mother is something absolutely new
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