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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Rob Tomorrow never come.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: We can change ourselves by reading and studying, by meditating and praying.
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Charles H. Spurgeon A good character is the best tombstoneThose who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have witheredCarve your name on hearts, not on marble
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: James Allen He who cherishes a beautiful vision, a lofty ideal in his heart, will one day realize it. Dream lofty dreams and as you dream so shall you become...
Type: Grandparents Day Funny Sayings By: Judith Levy When a child is born, so are grandmothers
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Giving children everything they want is giving them boredom. That pretty toy, so fiercely sought, has lost it charm by being caught.
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Brian Tracy Always choose the future over the past. What do we do now?
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Jewish Saying God is closest to those with broken hearts
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: Millicent Fenwick I have come to believe that the one thing people cannot bear is a sense of injustice. Poverty, cold, even hunger, are more bearable than injustice
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Adrienne Rich I keep coming back to you in my head, but you couldn't know that, and I have no carbons
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Katharine Whitehorn From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Genius compares, combines, and associate – sees relationships where others see none.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: Thrift costs nothing, but starts all fortunes.
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