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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Buddha He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Katherine Mansfield I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Donald Trump I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Oscar Levant Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Chi Chi Rodriguez When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: R.C. Sherriff When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Don Marquis When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625 A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Edwin Markham Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Follow Me Im A Bad Influence
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: John Gay Excuse me, then! you know my heart;But dearest friends, alas! must part.
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Jim Rohn Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book
Type: Computers Funny Sayings By: Bruce Graham Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Little men, like little pots, quickly boil over. He who angers you conquers you. Keep calm and you control everybody.
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