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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Menachem Mendel Schneerson Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: To live to 100, have something to live for. Living for something is part of living long.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Resolve to observe or learn something new every day. It’ll keep you mentally sharp and youthful.
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Mohammed Ali Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Failure to plan is unknowing planning to fail.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau Be true to your work, your word, and your friend
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Pablo Picasso veryone wants to understand art. Why don’t we try to understand the song of a bird? Why do we love the night, the flowers, everything around us, without trying to understand them? But in the case of a painting, people think they have to understand.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Johnny Carson If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Silence was the last word we spoke, it filled the air heavy with forevers...
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: G.K. Chesterton When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas timeWhy are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Katharine Graham To love what you do and feel that it matters, how could anything be more fun
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: Bob Richards You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: F. W. Robertson The one who will be found in trial capable of great acts of love is ever the one who is always doing considerate small ones.
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