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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Mozart Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Dolly Parton If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, then, you are an excellent leader.
Type: Birthday Sayings Funny Sayings By: birthday boy On your birthday: count your candles, count your years, count your blessings!
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: However blind a man may be, others’ faults, he sure to see.
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: John Robinson I never criticize a player until they are first convinced of my unconditional confidence in their abilities
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Jewish Saying Whoever does not try, does not learn.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Unknown If your dreams turn to dust....vacuum
Type: Movie Funny Sayings By: Robertson Davies My dear fellow, my whole life is moved by the principle that the one thing which is more important than peace is music. It is because I believe that I am poor
Type: Birthday Sayings Funny Sayings By: Buddha Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: George Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Groucho Marx I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Arthur James Balfour I never forgive, but I always forget.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Louise Driscoll In your heart, keep one still secret spot where dreams may go and be sheltered so they may thrive and grow
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Despair is anger with no place to go
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