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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Arthur James Balfour Biography should be written by an acute enemy.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Will Rogers If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: If happiness you would win, share it. It was born a twin.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: George L. Morrisey Developing the plan is actually laying out the sequence of events that have to occur for you to achieve your goal.
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Harry Vardon Don't play too much golfTwo rounds a day are plenty
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Jim Bouton A ballplayer spends a good piece of his life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time
Type: Entertainment Funny Sayings By: Robert Townsend If people are coming to work excited . . . if they're making mistakes freely and fearlessly . . . if they're having fun . . . if they're concentrating doing things, rather than preparing reports and going to meetings - then somewhere you have leaders
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Doug Larson If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Lamartine He completed the universe, he achieved the physical unity of the globe
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: All employers prefer savers. They are more steady, more honest, more reliable, less distracted.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: John Randolph Thompason Dead upon the field of glory,, Hero fit for song and story.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: me Im so poor i cant't even pay attention.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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