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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Being cheerful keeps you healthy. It is slow death to be gloomy all the time.
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: The richest reward from our work is not what we get out of it in wages, but what we become through it.
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau Every child begins the world again....
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: W.T. Ellis It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: Abraham H. Maslow A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Politicians are like diapersThey both need changing regularly and for the same reason
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Unknown In dancing, the women usually know the steps and the men know the holds
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Mohandas Gandhi A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Denis Waitley Get excited and enthusiastic about you own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire—you can smell it, taste it, and see it from a mile away.
Type: Confidence Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin She lacks confidence, she craves admiration insatiably. She lives on the reflections of herself in the eyes of others She does not care to be herself
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: From the movie Annie How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
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