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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Gallagher
      Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks
      Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alice Walker
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Type: Creativity   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.

Type: Earth Day   Funny Sayings By: Pam Shaw
      After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world

Type: Democracy   Funny Sayings By: Amnesty International
      The USA was founded in the name of democracy, equality and individual freedom, but is failing to deliver the fundamental promise of protecting rights for all

Type: Children   Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare
      It is a wise father that knows his own child

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Joseph Conrad
      Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men

Type: Columbus Day   Funny Sayings By: Bobcat Goldthwaite
      America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole

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      Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.

Type: Self Improvement   Funny Sayings By: Buddha
      He is able who thinks he is able.

Type: Kindness   Funny Sayings By: Carl Sagan
      THINK ABOUT IT - The brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good.

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Robin Morgan
      Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell

Type: Christmas   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By:  Robert M. Pirsig
      The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.

Type: Humor   Funny Sayings By: Anne Marie
      When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein
      You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No we must not You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball

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