Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Tom Brokaw Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and slip quietly away
Type: Education Funny Sayings By: Chinese proverb If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Dale E. Turner Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: If you are serious about success, you’ll make GOAL SETTING your first love and SELF MASTERY your second.
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Don Herrold Babies are such a nice way to start people
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau Dreams are the touchstone of our character
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Traci Brown Dreams are wishes casted upon stars, so catch a shining one ~ take your friend's hand~ and hold on forever
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Noel Coward People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Vince Lombardi If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Aristotle In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: John Ciardi Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Rogers Hornsby People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: I look at him and he doesn't look anything like me and I think, Am I the mother?Madonna