Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Robert G. Ingersoll He loves his country best who strives to make it best
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951 It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: André Gide One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Voltaire One owes respect to the living; but to the dead one owes nothing but the truth
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Henry Ward Beecher God uses suffering as a whetstone, to make men sharp with
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Ed Howe Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Bartlett Giamatti It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains comes, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Fran Lebowitz, "Parental Guidance," Social Studies, 1981 Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagineYou need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture starIf your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun,
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: The press box at Wrigley Field in Chicago is an extended narrow shed, two rows deep, that is precariously bolted to the iron rafters just underneath the park's second deck. To gain access, one must climb a steeply angled ramp and clamber down a little starboard companionway, guarded at its foot by a uniformed minion and then proceed giddily along a catwalk that hangs directly above the tiered, circling rows of seats and spectators behind home plate
Type: Common sense Funny Sayings By: Beatrice Lillie Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense -- adapting one-self to circumstances -- and a sense of humor
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Happiness has little to do with what we have; everything with what we think.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, Remembrance of Things Past Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind