Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Charles Schulz Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Our enemies’ opinion of us is more accurate then our own.
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 True remorse is never just a regret over consequence; it is a regret over motive
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Lionel Kauffman Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Children are all foreigners.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Edward W. Howe Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981 Children are one third of our population and all of our future
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Maureen Murphy Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit
Type: Maturity Funny Sayings By: Leo Rosten Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: Polybius Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal; while others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than before.
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: Joseph Joubert Children have more need of models, than of critics
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Jesse Jackson Children need your presence more than your presents.
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Gail Sheehy When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to piecesWomen go right on cooking
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: George Bernard Shaw Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not