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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain
      The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Rob
      Tomorrow never come.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy
      The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore
      I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa
      Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Forrest Gump
      Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks

Type: Valentine's Day   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Sometimes we make love with our eyesSometimes we make love with our handsSometimes we make love with our bodiesAlways we make love with our hearts

Type: I Love You   Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown
      Sometimes we make love with our eyesSometimes we make love with our handsSometimes we make love with our bodiesAlways we make love with our hearts

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: David Letterman
      Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

Type: Party Invitations   Funny Sayings By: Jack Handey?
      Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamedThen I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreamsIf I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be sha

Type: Happiness   Funny Sayings By: Thich Nhat Hanh
      Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.


Type: Missing You   Funny Sayings By: Lamartine
      Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Ernest Lawrence
      Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere; and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing; and little children shout; But there is no joy in Mudville- great Casey has struck out

Type: Groundhog Day   Funny Sayings By: George Herbert
      Every mile is two in winter

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      Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.

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      Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss, events happening; small minds, people things.

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      Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. Almost any compromise is better than a lawsuit. All lasting agreements are made by compromise. Nothing made by brute force lasts.

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Ernest Hemingway
      Never mistake motion for action.

Type: Freedom   Funny Sayings By: John Fitzgerald Kennedy
      Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth

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