Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alice Walker I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: Buddha An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: Pam Shaw After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world
Type: Democracy Funny Sayings By: Amnesty International The USA was founded in the name of democracy, equality and individual freedom, but is failing to deliver the fundamental promise of protecting rights for all
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare It is a wise father that knows his own child
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Joseph Conrad Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Bobcat Goldthwaite America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Buddha He is able who thinks he is able.
Type: Kindness Funny Sayings By: Carl Sagan THINK ABOUT IT - The brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Robin Morgan Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Robert M. Pirsig The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Anne Marie When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No we must not You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball