Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Henry Ward Beecher The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Philosophy, 1900 A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Max Eastman It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Annie Dillard Spend the afternoonYou can't take it with you
Type: Computers Funny Sayings By: Computer HELP: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the Help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning a damn thing
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Henry Cabot Lodge It is the flag just as much of the man who was naturalized yesterday as of the men whose people have been here many generations
Type: Flag Day Funny Sayings By: Henry Cabot Lodge It is the flag just as much of the man who was naturalized yesterday as of the men whose people have been here many generations
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fallCount your life with smiles and not the tears that roll
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Sydney Smith It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little - do what you can
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Sydney Smith It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little - do what you can
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Force the habits you consider best for you. Time will make them natural and easy.
Type: Easter Funny Sayings By: Katherine Lee Bates It is the hour to rend thy chains,The blossom time of souls.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: Dream the impossible dream. Dreaming it may make it possible. It often has.
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: J. Horace McFarland It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism