Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Daniel J. Boorstin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Type: Maturity Funny Sayings By: Unknown The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years. The Marshall replied, In that case, there is no time to lose. Plant it this afternoon
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Ulysses S. Grant Our great modern RepublicMay those who seek the blessings of its institutions and the protection of its flag remember the obligations they impose
Type: Self Confidence Funny Sayings By: God created us, but he gave us the power of choice to shape our own lives and fortunes.
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: Moliere The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it
Type: Bureaucracy Funny Sayings By: George Van Valkenburg Man creates problems. Government and bureaucrats magnify them 100 times
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Robert L. Park, in The New York Times, 7 December 1999 The greatest discoveries of science have always been those that forced us to rethink our beliefs about the universe and our place in it
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Emerson Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Buddha Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Oscar Levant Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Allen Collins and Ronnie Van Zant, "Free Bird," One More From the Road, 1973, performed by Lynyrd S If I leave here tomorrow, will you still remember me?
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Gordon William Allport Love received and love given comprise the best form of therapy
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Paula Poundstone I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: John Dryden Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: John Dryden Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age