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      Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde
      I can resist anything but temptation.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson
      For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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      An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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      Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Daniel J. Boorstin
      Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

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      A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Dick Cavett
      If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

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      Work is fortunes’ right hand, saving, her left. Learning her first assistant.

Type: Famous Saying   Funny Sayings By: Jeremy Taylor
      Love is friendship set on fire.

Type: Humor   Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen
      Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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      Blondes hav more fun but brunettes can read

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Karen Ravn
      Only as high as I reach can I grow Only as far as I seek can I go, Only as deep as I look can I see, Only as much as I dream can I be

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      There’s hope for every failure, as long as he doesn’t blame others for his fate.

Type: Happiness   Funny Sayings By: Happiness
      work as if you don't need money,
love as if you've never been hurt,
dance, as if nobody can see you,
sing, as if no one can hear,
live, as if the Earth was a heaven.

Type: Boredom   Funny Sayings By: National Review Online
      Bush is in a strong position -- for now. Let's hope he knows that politics won't stay pleasantly boring forever

Type: Adversity   Funny Sayings By: M. Kathleen Casey
      Pain is inevitableSuffering is optional

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Arthur Ashe
      Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1.

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Zig Ziglar
      Success is dependent upon the glands; sweat glands.

Type: Success   Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie
      Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

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      Success is heavy burden, but not as heavy as failure.

Type: Happiness   Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweitzer
      Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

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