Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweitzer A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Alfred, Lord Tennyson He that shuts love out, in turn shall be Shut out from love, and on her threshold lie, Howling in outer darkness
Type: Indian Saying Funny Sayings By: Indian O great spirit, never let me find fault with anyone until I have walked two weeks in his moccasins. Any fool can criticize and most fools do. No training needed.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Edmund Burke, The Revolution in France, 1790 He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skillOur antagonist is our helper
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Harry Firestone You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: Not Sure Without the rain, sunshine wouldnt be so appreciated
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dont Need To Know Its not the size of the dog in the fight... Its the size of fight, in the dog
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Stephen Covey Look at the weaknesses of others with compassion, not accusation. It's not what they're not doing or should be doing that's the issue. The issue is your own chosen response to the situation and what you should be doing. If you start to think the problem is "out there," stop yourself. That thought is the problem.
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Do that thing you planned to do; itís later than you think.
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: Mike Ditka I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it. I think if you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done.
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Albert Einstein Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dream On You got to lose to know how to win.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen I am at two with nature.