Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Rob Tomorrow never come.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Dave Bristol Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Lord Byron Fare thee well! and if for ever,Still for ever, fare thee well.
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Fran Lebowitz Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: Save when prosperous. There’s little fear of overspending when we’re not.
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: Cree Indian Proverb Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money
Type: Arbor Day Funny Sayings By: Cree Indian Proverb Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Art Buchwald Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."
Type: Teacher Appreciation Funny Sayings By: Henry Adams A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Lee Iacocca My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Jim Fox My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life."
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Ben Franklin A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Bryant Gumbel The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Harmon Killebrew My father used to play with my brother and me in the yardMother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply"We're raising boys."