Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Hartley Coleridge The merry year is born,Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: François Fénelon All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: All wars have innocents
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: The curse of extravagance kills more opportunities than taxes, sickness and hard time.
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Diogenes Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: A. Lawrence Lowell Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Pearl S. Buck The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity The first and highest law must be the love of man to manHomo homini Deus est - this is the supreme practical maxim, this is the turning point of the world's History
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Pablo Picasso My first drawings could never have been shown at an exhibition of children’s drawings. I lacked the clumsiness of a child, his naivety.
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Jerry M. Wright The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Lupe Velez The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy itThe second time you look to see if the basement has termitesIt's the same with men
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: George Linley Thou art gone from my gaze like a beautiful dream.And I seek thee in vain by the meadow and stream.
Type: Sympathy Funny Sayings By: Kahlil Gibran Oh heart, if one should say to you that the soul perishes like the body, answer that the flower withers, but the seed remains
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Danny Murtaugh Why certainly I'd like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing batter when he's pitching, who throws strikes to any base or the plate when he's playing outfield and who's always thinking about two innings ahead just what he'll do to baffle the other team. Any manager would want a guy like that playing for him. The only trouble is to get him to put down his cup of beer and come down out of the stands and do those things