Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Sir Walter Scott Is death the last sleep? No--it is the last and final awakening
Type: Sympathy Funny Sayings By: John Henry Newman And with the morn those angel faces smile, Which I have loved long since and lost awhile.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Arthur James Balfour Ask with urgency and passion.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Funny Sayings By: Henry Ward Beecher The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Philosophy, 1900 A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Max Eastman It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Annie Dillard Spend the afternoonYou can't take it with you
Type: Computers Funny Sayings By: Computer HELP: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the Help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning a damn thing
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Henry Cabot Lodge It is the flag just as much of the man who was naturalized yesterday as of the men whose people have been here many generations
Type: Flag Day Funny Sayings By: Henry Cabot Lodge It is the flag just as much of the man who was naturalized yesterday as of the men whose people have been here many generations
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fallCount your life with smiles and not the tears that roll
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Sydney Smith It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little - do what you can
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Sydney Smith It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little - do what you can
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Force the habits you consider best for you. Time will make them natural and easy.