Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Forrest Gump Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Sometimes we make love with our eyesSometimes we make love with our handsSometimes we make love with our bodiesAlways we make love with our hearts
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Sometimes we make love with our eyesSometimes we make love with our handsSometimes we make love with our bodiesAlways we make love with our hearts
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Jack Handey? Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamedThen I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreamsIf I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be sha
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Thich Nhat Hanh Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Lamartine Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Ernest Lawrence Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere; and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing; and little children shout; But there is no joy in Mudville- great Casey has struck out
Type: Groundhog Day Funny Sayings By: George Herbert Every mile is two in winter
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss, events happening; small minds, people things.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. Almost any compromise is better than a lawsuit. All lasting agreements are made by compromise. Nothing made by brute force lasts.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Ernest Hemingway Never mistake motion for action.
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: John Fitzgerald Kennedy Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth