Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Daniel J. Boorstin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: Work is fortunes’ right hand, saving, her left. Learning her first assistant.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Jeremy Taylor Love is friendship set on fire.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Blondes hav more fun but brunettes can read
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Karen Ravn Only as high as I reach can I grow Only as far as I seek can I go, Only as deep as I look can I see, Only as much as I dream can I be
Type: Self Confidence Funny Sayings By: There’s hope for every failure, as long as he doesn’t blame others for his fate.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Happiness work as if you don't need money,
love as if you've never been hurt,
dance, as if nobody can see you,
sing, as if no one can hear,
live, as if the Earth was a heaven.
Type: Boredom Funny Sayings By: National Review Online Bush is in a strong position -- for now. Let's hope he knows that politics won't stay pleasantly boring forever
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: M. Kathleen Casey Pain is inevitableSuffering is optional
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Arthur Ashe Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Zig Ziglar Success is dependent upon the glands; sweat glands.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Success is heavy burden, but not as heavy as failure.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweitzer Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.