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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I am at two with nature.

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      I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

Type: Business   Funny Sayings By: Ayn Rand
      Mr. Ward, what is it that the foulest bastards on earth denounce us for, among other things? Oh yes, for our motto of 'Business as usual.' Well--business as usual, Mr. Ward

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      The harder and smarter we work, the luckier we get – and the more we live.

Type: Patriot Day   Funny Sayings By: Eric Hoffer
      The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings

Type: Baseball   Funny Sayings By: Ted Williams
      The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis
      The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.

Type: Birth   Funny Sayings By: John Mason
      You were born an original. Don't die a copy

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Daniel J. Boorstin
      Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

Type: Boredom   Funny Sayings By: Ellen Parr
      The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity

Type: Maturity   Funny Sayings By: Erich Fromm
      Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you

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      If we’re not kind to the unkind, our brand of kindness is shallow.

Type: Family   Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Spock
      The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing is best after all.

Type: Business   Funny Sayings By: Bob Burg
      Exposure plus 95 cents might buy you a decent cup of coffee. The key is to 'position' yourself in your market as the expert, the resource, the only person your prospect would ever even THINK of doing business with, or referring to others

Type: Freedom   Funny Sayings By: Johann Wolfgang
      None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free

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      Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

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