Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Type: Birth Funny Sayings By: United Nations Some leaders are born women
Type: Italian Sayings Funny Sayings By: Italian Who speaks badly of Macaroni is a fool
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: F. Scott Fitzgerald In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.
Type: Housewarming Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Love heals what hate breaks.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: With wealth comes a reputation for wisdom, prudence, self-confidence, courage, greatness, and other unearned virtues.
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Billy Graham When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: The Talmud The dream follows the interpretation
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Toni Cade Bambara The dream is real, my friends. The failure to realize it is the only reality
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Bud Wilkinson If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Nobel Prize lecture, 11 December 1968 The oceans of history are made turbulent by the ever-rising tides of hateHistory is cluttered with the wreckage of nations and individuals that pursued that self-defeating path of hateLove is the key to the solution of the problems of the world