Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: Pythagoras Choose always the way that seems the best, however rough it may be. Custom will soon render it easy and agreeable.
Type: Birthday Sayings Funny Sayings By: Gertrude Stein We are always the same age inside
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Charles Dickens I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Hilliare Belloc When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Type: Anniversaries Funny Sayings By: H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916 Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: A kind and courteous “no” hurts less than a rude “yes”.
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: George Lansdowne To die and part is a less evil; but to part and live, there, there is the torment
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: George Lansdowne To die and part is a less evil; but to part and live, there, there is the torment
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Steven Wright. What's another word for thesaurus?
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Charles Osgood Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Art Buchwald People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: John Ruskin People are eternally divided into two classes, the believer, builder, and praiser, and the unbeliever, destroyer and critic.
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Tommy Bolt If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up