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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      So little time and so little to do.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : David Brenner
      A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Type: Celebrity   Funny Sayings By: Tom Brokaw
      Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and slip quietly away

Type: Education   Funny Sayings By: Chinese proverb
      If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Dale E. Turner
      Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born

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      If you are serious about success, you’ll make GOAL SETTING your first love and SELF MASTERY your second.

Type: Baby   Funny Sayings By: Don Herrold
      Babies are such a nice way to start people

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau
      Dreams are the touchstone of our character

Type: Dreams   Funny Sayings By: Traci Brown
      Dreams are wishes casted upon stars, so catch a shining one ~ take your friend's hand~ and hold on forever

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Type: Graduation   Funny Sayings By: Vince Lombardi
      If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm

Type: Love   Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis
      If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.

Type: Living   Funny Sayings By: Aristotle
      In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action.

Type: Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By: John Ciardi
      Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.

Type: Baseball   Funny Sayings By: Rogers Hornsby
      People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring

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      I look at him and he doesn't look anything like me and I think, Am I the mother?Madonna

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