Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Clare Boothe Luce The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Richard Crashaw Great little One! whose all-embracing birth Lifts Earth to Heaven, stoops Heaven to Earth.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Wendy Wasserstein Don't live down to expectationsGo out there and do something remarkable
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: Art Buchwald A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
Type: Love Sayings Funny Sayings By: Beatrice Saunders Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop withholding your love until that special person materializes. Every day you are alive is a special occasion. Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: You will always have problems, but you will always have freinds.
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: John Fiske We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: David Bristol There'll be two buses leaving the hotel for the park tomorrow. The two o'clock bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at five o'clock
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: George Will Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Winston Churchill We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Henry Drummond You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Yogi Berra Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Gary Linneker Football is a game played for 90 minutes by 22 men, and Germany always win.
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Vince Lombardi Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority