Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Anna Brownell Jameson As the presence of those we love is as a double life, so absence, in its anxious longing and sense of vacancy, is as a foretaste of death
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: We can pull, but not push, a string, a man, a child, a customer, a friend.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Henny Youngman When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Albert Camus Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Srijit Prabhakaran I only remember two kisses - the first and the last. The first, with my love and the last, with death. The first brought happiness and the last relief
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: If you remind others of their faults, they might correct then; but they’ll never forgive you.
Type: Get Well Soon Funny Sayings By: Johann Paul Friedrich Richter, Flower, Fruit, and Thorn Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Johann Paul Friedrich Richter, Flower, Fruit, and Thorn Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Life’s royal crown jewels: health and peace of mind. Treat them royally.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Rainer Maria Rilke When I saw others straining toward God, I did not understand it, for though I may have had him less than they did, there was no one blocking the way between him and me, and I could reach his heart easilyIt is up to him, after all, to have us, our part con
Type: Easter Funny Sayings By: Clarence W. Hall Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there