Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Robert Kiyosaki We go to school to learn to work hard for money. I write books and create products that teach people how to have money work hard for them.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Jennifer Yane I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: Alice Walker I try to teach my heart not to want things it can't have.
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Dick Fosbury I was told over and over again that I would never be successful, that I was not going to be competitive and the technique was simply not going to work. All I could do was shrug and say 'We'll just have to see
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Luiz Felipe Scolari I see too many people who have won nothing spending their life talking about my job. I am not going to talk about the jobs of others.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970 Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Karel Bruckner They stopped us playing, That was their objective
and they achieved it.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Orson Welles My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for fourUnless there are three other people
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: It is tough being poor, but not as tough as being in debt.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Alcibiades As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Alcibiades As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Type: Chinese Saying Funny Sayings By: Chinese A big tree attracts the gale.