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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy
      The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.

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      Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : David Letterman
      I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Quotes By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Quotes By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes By : George Carlin
      There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Type: Career   Funny Sayings By: Robert Kiyosaki
      We go to school to learn to work hard for money. I write books and create products that teach people how to have money work hard for them.

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Jennifer Yane
      I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once

Type: Emotions   Funny Sayings By: Alice Walker
      I try to teach my heart not to want things it can't have.

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Dick Fosbury
      I was told over and over again that I would never be successful, that I was not going to be competitive and the technique was simply not going to work. All I could do was shrug and say 'We'll just have to see

Type: Attitude   Funny Sayings By: Luiz Felipe Scolari
      I see too many people who have won nothing spending their life talking about my job. I am not going to talk about the jobs of others.

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970
      Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?

Type: Sports   Funny Sayings By: Karel Bruckner
      They stopped us playing, That was their objective
and they achieved it.

Type: Women's Greetings   Funny Sayings By: Orson Welles
      My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for fourUnless there are three other people

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      It is tough being poor, but not as tough as being in debt.

Type: Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen
      I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Type: Missing You   Funny Sayings By: Alcibiades
      As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence

Type: Goodbye   Funny Sayings By: Alcibiades
      As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence

Type: Humor   Funny Sayings By: Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Type: Chinese Saying   Funny Sayings By: Chinese
      A big tree attracts the gale.

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