Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Daniel J. Boorstin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Unknown A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Clifton Paul Fadiman A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Alfred de Musset Partake of love as a temperate man partakes of wine; do not become intoxicated
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Chinese Proverb Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: When we praise another, you enrich yourself more than you to other.
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: The Hunt When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his crew was well motivated
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Bishop Mandell Creighton The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Oscar Wilde We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Irish Blessing May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your backMay the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fieldsAnd until we meet again, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand
Type: Housewarming Funny Sayings By: Irish Blessing May the roof above us never fall in And may we good companions beneath it never fall out.
Type: Motivation Funny Sayings By: John Lubbock What we see depends mainly on what we look for
Type: Sports Volleyball Funny Sayings By: Sean Scott Anyone serious about playing indoor, you should play outdoor