Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: Ann Landers People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther “A man who has nothing to die for is not fit to live.”
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Anatole France People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: People who influence us most are those who most believed in us – and vice versa.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Leo J. Burke People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Adolf Hitler Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Donald Trump Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth) If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Charlotte Perkins Gilman Death? Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! . . . Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Henry Kissinger No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dexter King People will judge you according to your own convictions.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Latin Proverb If the wind will not serve, take to the oars
Type: Car Funny Sayings By: Budd Schulberg Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on