Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Toni Cade Bambara The dream is real, my friends. The failure to realize it is the only reality
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Bud Wilkinson If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Nobel Prize lecture, 11 December 1968 The oceans of history are made turbulent by the ever-rising tides of hateHistory is cluttered with the wreckage of nations and individuals that pursued that self-defeating path of hateLove is the key to the solution of the problems of the world
Type: Chinese Saying Funny Sayings By: Chinese If I hear I forget; If I see I remember; if I do I make it my own.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Brian Tracy The clearer you are about the consequences of your actions and the more intensely you desire to enjoy the consequences that your behaviors may lead to, the more motivated you will be.
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both handsYou need to be able to throw something back
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. While earning your daily bread, be sure you share a slice with those less fortunate
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Thomas Moore This heart, my own dear mother, bends,With love's true instinct, back to thee!
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: William Blake It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend
Type: Worry Funny Sayings By: Robert Frost The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Aesop It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.