Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : David Letterman I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: Buddha The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Frederick Douglass I expose slavery in this country, because to expose it is to kill it. Slavery is one of those monsters of darkness to whom the light of truth is death
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality.... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the f
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Janette Barber I refuse to think of them as chin hairsI think of them as stray eyebrows
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Elmer Davis Applause, mingled with boos and hisses, is about all that the average voter is able or willing to contribute to public life
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Any baseball is beautiful. No other small package comes as close to the ideal in design and utility. It is a perfect object for a man's hand. Pick it up and it instantly suggests its purpose: it is meant to be thrown a considerable distance-thrown hard and with precision. Its feel and heft are the beginning of the sport's critical dimensions; if it were a fraction of an inch larger or smaller, a few centigrams heavier or lighter, the game of baseball would be utterly different
Type: Sports Soccer Funny Sayings By: Stuart Pearce I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel
Type: Halloween Funny Sayings By: Lauren Springer Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sackSadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Gloria Steinem Dying seems less sad than having lived too little
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Brian Tracy You deserve the very best life has to offer. Reach out for it.
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Judith >"'< Never set a standar in the love your looking for coz you'll end up eating your words. For love comes with the unlikely person and if you ask God why? He will answer: LOVE JUST MOVES IN A MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Aeschylus, The Suppliant Maidens The misfortunes of mankind are of varied plumage