Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Arthur James Balfour Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Melissa Stuart Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: David Myers For those passionately in love, the whole world seems to smile
Type: Italian Sayings Funny Sayings By: Randy Gilbert God closes one door and opens another
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Tziporah I am lost, and I rejoice in the openness I cannot decide where to go, so for now, I will dance where I am and be. There is no goal, no destination, just wilderness and life and being. I sing and dance and live in the wilderness, and I am home
Type: Sports Funny Sayings By: Bob Paisley It's not about the long ball, or the short ball, but the right ball.
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Henny Youngman I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Virginia Woolf It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Anais Nin I cannot concentrate all my friendship on any single one of my friends because no one is complete enough in himself
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Fear not death, for the sooner we die the longer we shall be immortal
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Ashleigh Brilliant It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Samuel Smiles It's not enough to have a dream, Unless you're willing to pursue it. It's not enough to know what's right, Unless you're strong enough to do it. It's not enough to learn the truth, Unless you also learn to live it. It's not enough to reach for love, Unless you care enough to give it Men who are resolved to find a way for themselves will always find opportunities enough; and if they do not find them, they will make them
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.