Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Type: Movie Funny Sayings By: James Lapine White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Coupling, "Her Best Friend's Bottom," original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat, Having a bottom is living with the enemyNot only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown During a campaign the air is full of speeches - and vice versa
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Accept a challenge. Try being your own rough, tough, firm and stern boss. Once started, it’s genuine fun. Until you try it, you won’t know one of life’s greatest challenges. You can’t hire any manager or boss who can boss or manage you as well as yourself.
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Toni Morrison, Beloved She is a friend of mindShe gather me, manThe pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right orderIt's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Elinor Hoyt Wylie, Angels and Earthly Creatures. One Person. Sonnet XVI I bear a little more than I can bear
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Scarecrow I know a lot of people without brains who do an awful lot of talking.
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Zsa Zsa Gabor I want a man who's kind and understandingIs that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Type: Unity Funny Sayings By: Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wartime Writings 1939-1944, translated from French by Norah Purcell One is a member of a country, a profession, a civilization, a religionOne is not just a man
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: Justin Winsor Hardly a name in profane history is more august than hisHardly another character in the world's record has made so little of its opportunitiesHis discovery was a blunder; his blunder was a new world; the New World is his monument!
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Mother Teresa Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: Robert Kiyosaki I have a problem with too much money. I can't reinvest it fast enough, and because I reinvest it, more money comes in. Yes, the rich do get richer.
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Woody Allen I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Type: Teacher Appreciation Funny Sayings By: Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann" I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework