Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: IRS auditor The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Charles Brower A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Buddha To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Eminem If I didn't make a statement with Elton John tonight, I don't know what else to do
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Teddy Pendergrass Life didn't promise to be wonderful
Type: Flag Day Funny Sayings By: Alvin Owsley That piece of red, white and blue bunting means five thousand years of struggle upwardsIt is the full-grown flower of ages of fighting for libertyIt is the century plant of human hope in bloom
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Helen Rowland The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: The friend, the teacher, the merchant and preacher treat you according to your bank account.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Joseph B. Wirthlin Our friends should be companions who inspire us, who help us rise to our best.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Saint Jerome The friendship that can cease has never been real
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us