Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: A. P. Gouthey Make no mistake, my friend, it takes more than money to make men rich
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: John Heywood They do not love that do not show their love
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Norman B. Rice Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Want to speed your progress? Cut out all non-essentials. Spend all your time and effort an essentials. Cut all puttering and dawdling.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Look to this day; for it is life, the very life of life! In its brief span lie all the opportunities of your existence, the bliss of growth, the glory of action, the splendor of adventure.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: George Bernard Shaw Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: In a job, as in love, faults are thick where love is thin.
Type: Self Confidence Funny Sayings By: Abraham Lincoln The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Theodore Rubin The problem is not that there are problemsThe problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Henry Cate, VII The problem with political jokes is they get elected
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: It’s nobler to try something and fail than to try nothing and succeed. The result may be the same, but you won’t be. We always grow more through defeats than victories.