Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Ben Franklin A true friend is the greatest possesion.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Mencius A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Lois Wyse A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Arnold Glasow A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: To win friends instantly, admire everything and everybody, and express it freely.
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Saint Augustine If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Thomas Jefferson I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man's milk and restorative cordial
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: M.K. Soni Retire from work, but not from life
Type: Creativity Funny Sayings By: A room full of pictures is room full of thoughts. They make us think.
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Bill Gates In the future, how we gather, manage and use information will determine whether we succeed or fail
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: As the gardener prunes the tree to draw the sap into one or two branches, so must we concentrate on one or two to avoid scattering our talents.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: We all get good and bad breaks. What we do with them decides our fate.