Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Rob Tomorrow never come.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Buddha He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Katherine Mansfield I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Donald Trump I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Oscar Levant Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Chi Chi Rodriguez When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: R.C. Sherriff When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Don Marquis When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625 A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Edwin Markham Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Follow Me Im A Bad Influence
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: John Gay Excuse me, then! you know my heart;But dearest friends, alas! must part.
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Jim Rohn Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book
Type: Computers Funny Sayings By: Bruce Graham Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Little men, like little pots, quickly boil over. He who angers you conquers you. Keep calm and you control everybody.