Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911 You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly misattributed to Gloria Steinem who had quoted Dunn A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Francoise Sagan One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter
Type: Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By: Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Type: Thank You. Funny Sayings By: Malayan Proverb One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Knute Rockne One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Buddha You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: Aristotle All men seek one goal: success or happiness. The only way to achieve true success is to express yourself completely in service to society. First, have a definite, clear, practical ideal--a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends--wisdom, money, material and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Terri Guillemets How can something bother you if you won't let it?
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Marie Stopes You can take no credit for beauty at sixteenBut if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: George Eliot Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air…