Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Daniel Webster May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!
Type: Housewarming Funny Sayings By: May Sarton A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless
Type: Weddings Funny Sayings By: Gene Perret We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the worldIt's called love
Type: Flag Day Funny Sayings By: George Washington, attributed We take the stars from heaven, the red from our mother country, separating it by white stripes, thus showing that we have separated from her, and the white stripes shall go down to posterity, representing our liberty
Type: Columbus Day Funny Sayings By: George Santayana He gave the world another world
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: George Bernard Shaw Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: Jean Kerr Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it
Type: Mothers Day Funny Sayings By: John J. Plomp The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: George Bernard Shaw You see things and say “why?” But I dream things that never were and say “why not”?
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Buddha What we think, we become.
Type: Friendship Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Menachem Mendel Schneerson Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: To live to 100, have something to live for. Living for something is part of living long.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Resolve to observe or learn something new every day. It’ll keep you mentally sharp and youthful.