Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Type: Halloween Funny Sayings By: Philip Freneau Red serpents, fiery forms, and yelling hags,Fit company for mad adventurers.
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: Theodore Levitt The purpose of a business is to create and keep customers
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Leo Rosten The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, 1872 The horror of that moment, the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Hartley Coleridge The merry year is born,Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: François Fénelon All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: All wars have innocents
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: The curse of extravagance kills more opportunities than taxes, sickness and hard time.
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Diogenes Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: A. Lawrence Lowell Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Pearl S. Buck The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity The first and highest law must be the love of man to manHomo homini Deus est - this is the supreme practical maxim, this is the turning point of the world's History
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Pablo Picasso My first drawings could never have been shown at an exhibition of children’s drawings. I lacked the clumsiness of a child, his naivety.