Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: Polybius Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal; while others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than before.
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: Joseph Joubert Children have more need of models, than of critics
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Jesse Jackson Children need your presence more than your presents.
Type: Retirement Funny Sayings By: Gail Sheehy When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to piecesWomen go right on cooking
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: George Bernard Shaw Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: Unknown Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
Type: Veterans Day Funny Sayings By: Cynthia Ozick We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Garth Brooks You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Aristotle Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
Type: Confidence Funny Sayings By: Vince Lombardi Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Ralph Marston Excellence is not a skillIt is an attitude
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: Aldous Huxley Experience teaches only the teachable.