Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: Ayn Rand Mr. Ward, what is it that the foulest bastards on earth denounce us for, among other things? Oh yes, for our motto of 'Business as usual.' Well--business as usual, Mr. Ward
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: The harder and smarter we work, the luckier we get – and the more we live.
Type: Patriot Day Funny Sayings By: Eric Hoffer The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Ted Williams The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Barbara De Angelis The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.
Type: Birth Funny Sayings By: John Mason You were born an original. Don't die a copy
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: Daniel J. Boorstin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Type: Boredom Funny Sayings By: Ellen Parr The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity
Type: Maturity Funny Sayings By: Erich Fromm Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: If we’re not kind to the unkind, our brand of kindness is shallow.
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Spock The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing is best after all.
Type: Business Funny Sayings By: Bob Burg Exposure plus 95 cents might buy you a decent cup of coffee. The key is to 'position' yourself in your market as the expert, the resource, the only person your prospect would ever even THINK of doing business with, or referring to others
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: Johann Wolfgang None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Bugs are Sons of Glitches!