Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Unknown Speak only the truth. Act with only the best intentions. Once you get into the habit, you can live by this code.
Type: Freedom Funny Sayings By: Kaleel Jamison Relationships of all kinds are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: kim what dont kill ya can only make ya stronger
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Tupac If u look at what u dont have in life, u dont have any thing, if u look at what u have in life, u have every thing
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: W.H. Auden Some books are undeservedly forgotten, none are undeservedly remembered
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Doug Plank Most football teams are temperamental.That's 90% temper and 10% mental
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: P.J. O'Rourke The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunkThis drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: William James Your hopes, dreams and aspirations are legitimate. They are trying to take you airborne, above the clouds, above the storms, if you only let them
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: T.E. Lawrence All people dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their mind, wake in the morning to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous people, for they dream their dreams with open eyes, and make them come true
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Sally Koch Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: How poor are they who have no patience. First try seldom wins great success.
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: One poor crop teaches us more than a book on farming.