Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dante He who sees a need and waits to be asked for help is as unkind as if he had refused it.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: People seldom improve unless they have models greater than themselves. Adopt a few.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
Type: Grandparents Day Funny Sayings By: Gene Perret On the seventh day God restedHis grandchildren must have been out of town
Type: Maturing Altruistically Funny Sayings By: Keep a sharp eye on that devil, procrastination, waiting for his chance to lure you to the easy chair, to gossip, to dawdling, and the TV – which is mostly a literature of illiterate – the amusement of non-thinkers.
Type: Fathers Day Funny Sayings By: Gloria Naylor Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: ece catchy short sentences
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Stone Temple Pilots If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend
Type: Thinking of You Funny Sayings By: A.A. Milne Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind"Pooh!" he whispered"Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw"I just wanted to be sure of you."
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: A.A. Milne Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind"Pooh!" he whispered"Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw"I just wanted to be sure of you."
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Buddha In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: Let no sleep fall upon your eyes until you’re reviewed the acts of the day. What did I forgot or do wrong? Think up a way to avoid it in the future. What more could I have done or done better? Asking questions of yourself impels you to think for the answers.
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: A good slogan: LEARN HOW AND DO NOW.