Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Arthur James Balfour Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Melissa Stuart Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Art Buchwald Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Type: Anniversaries Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Buddha Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.
Type: Memorial Day Funny Sayings By: Richard Watson Gilder Better than honor and glory, and History's iron pen,Was the thought of duty done and the love of his fellow-men.
Type: Wealth Funny Sayings By: Better than low taxes for mending hard times is the habit of spending less than we earn. Wealth comes oftener from decreasing our wants than from increasing our income. A real sign of growing sense is learning to reduce expenses.
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Select that career which, while you are building it, it also building you.
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Simone de Beauvoir I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom
Type: Independence Day Funny Sayings By: Simone de Beauvoir I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Julia Peterkin, A Plantation Christmas, 1934 I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a holiday which is filled with tedium; that many people dread the day and the obligation to give Christmas presents is a ni
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: C. Hoppe I hope that my achievements in life shall be these - that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need that I will have left the earth a better p
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: William Shakespeare Hamlet For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Alf Whit I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate - but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza
Type: Mankind Funny Sayings By: Charles Schulz I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Now is the best time to start anything, If you wait for the perfect time, You will starve waiting.
Type: Labor Day Funny Sayings By: Doug Larson If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend