Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Aldous Huxley The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Type: Compassion Funny Sayings By: Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Repeat every morning: I can do all things through god who strengthens me.
Type: Birthdays Funny Sayings By: Jennifer Yane Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened
Type: Women's Greetings Funny Sayings By: Stephanie Piro Behind every successful woman... is a substantial amount of coffee
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
Type: Humor Funny Sayings By: Mary Richards I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Unknown I have fallen in love a thousand times in my lifetime. All which have been with books
Type: Common sense Funny Sayings By: Norman O. Brown In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Louis Pasteur Chance favors only the prepared mind.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Robert Goheen, Time, 23 June 1961 If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967 In the final analysis the weakness of Black Power is its failure to see that the black man needs the white man and the white man needs the black man
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Emerson When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Joan Rivers I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Do not follow where the path may leadGo, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail