Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Rob Tomorrow never come.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Type: Get Well Soon Funny Sayings By: Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903 I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Buddha Ambition is like love, impatient both of delays and rivals.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Anatole France A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
Type: Baby Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy
Type: April Fool's Day Funny Sayings By: Douglas Adams A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools
Type: Unity Funny Sayings By: Aesop In union there is strength
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau A person who chooses to die or to risk death demonstrates that there are values, principles, maxims, that are more valuable to him than is life itself. In short, he places his immortal self above his mortal self. Nothing goes by luck in composition. It allows of no tricks. The best you can write will be the best you are
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Henry Ward Beecher A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Alan Loy Mcginnis Focus on your potential instead of your limitations
Type: Football Funny Sayings By: Barcelona... a club with a stadium that seats 120,000 people. And they're all here in Newcastle tonight!
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Jean Baptiste Moliere Unreasonable haste is the direct road to error.
Type: Funny Saying Funny Sayings By: John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Benjamin Franklin Well done is better than well said.