Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: Frank A. Clark If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere
Type: Cute Funny Sayings By: Erma Bombeck If you can laugh at it, you can live with it
Type: Cool Funny Sayings By: Sara Teasdale When I can look Life in the eyes, Grown calm and very coldly wise, Life will have given me the Truth, And taken in exchange - my youth
Type: Comedy Funny Sayings By: Unknown If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Anna Eleanor Roosevelt No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Type: Christmas Funny Sayings By: Ogden Nash People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
Type: Dance Funny Sayings By: Martha Graham Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
Type: Self Improvement Funny Sayings By: We can change ourselves by reading and studying, by meditating and praying.
Type: Sweetest Day Funny Sayings By: Charles H. Spurgeon A good character is the best tombstoneThose who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have witheredCarve your name on hearts, not on marble
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: James Allen He who cherishes a beautiful vision, a lofty ideal in his heart, will one day realize it. Dream lofty dreams and as you dream so shall you become...
Type: Grandparents Day Funny Sayings By: Judith Levy When a child is born, so are grandmothers
Type: Family Funny Sayings By: Giving children everything they want is giving them boredom. That pretty toy, so fiercely sought, has lost it charm by being caught.