Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Carolyn Jesus is like Sugar..
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: John A. Simone, Sr. If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll changeIf you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change
Type: Career Funny Sayings By: Stephen Covey If you're proactive, you don't have to wait for circumstances or other people to create perspective expanding experiences. You can consciously create your own.
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Jeff Blair Nobody's gone after Reds with this much vigor since Joe McCarthy
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Type: Patriotic Funny Sayings By: Charles F. Browne We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots
Type: Celebrity Funny Sayings By: Tina Turner I wasn't as smart then as I am now. But who ever is?
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Mark Twain I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it
Type: Valentine's Day Funny Sayings By: Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach, Aphorism We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack
Type: Baseball Funny Sayings By: Wade Boggs I didn't get over 1300 walks without knowing the strike zone
Type: Sports Volleyball Funny Sayings By: Kerri Walsh We don't have a World Series or a Super Bowl, so to be able to come home with a gold medal is amazing. I want to do it again in four more years
Type: Money Funny Sayings By: Alan Alda It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary be rich
Type: Determination Funny Sayings By: Vermont Proverb It isn't the whistle that pulls the train.
Saying is one thing and doing another.
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: Dale Carnegie It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.
Type: Success Funny Sayings By: Nisandeh Neta Being 'willing', moves you beyond your limitations and into greatness.