Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: W.J. Cameron The last dejected effort often becomes the winning stroke.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Unknown The most difficult thing that you can do is to watch the person you love love someone else
Type: Earth Day Funny Sayings By: Charles A. Lindbergh, Reader's Digest, July 1972 Man must feel the earth to know himself and recognize his values.... God made life simpleIt is man who complicates it
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Albert Schweitzer You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing, do something for others - something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.
Type: Graduation Funny Sayings By: Fred Dehner The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm
Type: Friends Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?
Type: For a Friend Funny Sayings By: Henry David Thoreau The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend
Type: I'm Sorry Funny Sayings By: Henry Boye The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway
Type: I Love You Funny Sayings By: Stephen King The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Henry Ward Beecher The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother
Type: Election Day Funny Sayings By: Louis Brandeis The most important political office is that of the private citizen
Type: Commitment Ceremonies Funny Sayings By: Stephen King The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them
Type: Children Funny Sayings By: O. A. Battista The best inheritance a person can give to his children is a few minutes of his time each day
Type: Future Funny Sayings By: Allan Johnson The past is history; The future is a mystery; This moment is a gift; That is why this moment is called the present;Enjoy it