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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Type: Relationship Funny Sayings By: Never answer and angry word with an angry word. It’s always the second remark that starts the trouble.
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Unknown Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe
Type: Entrepreneurism Funny Sayings By: Alfred Hitchcock This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Madison I'm trapped beneath my own secrets. I have the key to get out, but I don't know how to use it yet...
Type: Emotions Funny Sayings By: What happen to us is but a trifle compared to what happened in us.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: What happens to a man is less significant then what happens within him.
Type: Happiness Funny Sayings By: Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn’t cost anything.
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Francis Bacon Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat we say we have had our day
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Charles Lamb New Year's Day is every man's birthday
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Hamilton Wright Mabie New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Stephen Covey Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character.
Type: Growth Funny Sayings By: It’s harder, but more rewarding, to be a master of one thing than a jack of all.
Type: Goals Funny Sayings By: Mark Victor Hansen Goals are a preview of future events and experiences in your life.
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