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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : David Letterman Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Tryon Edwards Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Tryon Edwards Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven
Type: Compassion Funny Sayings By: Buddha In Compassion lies the world's true strength.
Type: Mankind Funny Sayings By: Bertrand Russell Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: George Herbert, "Jacula Prudentum" Every path hath a puddle
Type: Drinking Funny Sayings By: Unknown Saint Patrick was a gentleman...Who through strategy and stealth...Drove all the snakes from Ireland...Here's a drinkee to his health! But not too many drinkees...Lest we lose ourselves and then...Forget the good Saint Patrick...And see them snakes again
Type: Self Discipline Funny Sayings By: Martin Luther King, Jr. The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood.
Type: Love Funny Sayings By: Corinthians If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love I gain nothing Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away...And now these things remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love
Type: Easter Funny Sayings By: Robert South, Sermons God expects from men something more than at such times, and that it were much to be wished for the credit of their religion as well as the satisfaction of their conscience that their Easter devotions would in some measure come up to their Easter dress
Type: Missing You Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown I dropped a tear in the oceanThe day you find it is the day I will stop missing you
Type: Financial Funny Sayings By: Smart people deny themselves luxuries now so they can buy necessities later.
Type: Personality Funny Sayings By: Henry George Bohn Wise [persons] learn by others’ mistakes, fools by their own.
Type: Attitude Funny Sayings By: Arthur James Balfour Biography should be written by an acute enemy.
Type: Famous Saying Funny Sayings By: Will Rogers If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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