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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alice Walker I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Anatole France If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Woody Allen I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Type: Party Invitations Funny Sayings By: Desiderius Erasmus [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Unknown A library is an arsenal of liberty
Type: Books Funny Sayings By: Norman Cousins A library, to modify the famous metaphor of Socrates, should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas-a place where history comes to life
Type: Grandparents Day Funny Sayings By: Author Unknown Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting
Type: Unknown Funny Sayings By: What was good enough yesterday isn't good enough today
What's good enough today won't be good enough tomorrow
Good enaogh.....isn't!
Type: Dreams Funny Sayings By: James Dean Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today
Type: Death Funny Sayings By: Mahatma Gandhi Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow
Type: Goodbye Funny Sayings By: Kahlil Gibran Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Type: Love Quotes Funny Sayings By: Kent Nerburn Love has its own time, its own season, and its own reasons from coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coerce it or reason it into staying. You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you
Type: Living Funny Sayings By: Short as life is, we make it shorter by wasting time.
Type: New Year Funny Sayings By: Thomas Mann Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or yearEven when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols
Type: Romantic Quotes Funny Sayings By: Katherine Hepburn Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything
Type: Adversity Funny Sayings By: From the movie Old Yeller That was rough.... Thing to do now is try and forget it.... I guess I don't quite mean thatIt's not a thing you can forgetMaybe not even a thing you want to forget.... Life's like that sometimes... Now and then for no good reason a man can figure out, lif
Type: Proverbs Funny Sayings By: Russian Proverb It's easier to tear a hole than to mend one.
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