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   The process of writing has something infinite about it. Even though it is interrupted each night, it is one single notation.
 ~quote about Writing by Elias Canetti

   When our vices desert us, we flatter ourselves that we are deserting our vices.
 ~quotes on Vices by Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   I have woven a parachute out of everything broken.
 ~sayings on Adversity by William Stafford

   If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace
 ~quotations on Patriotic by Hamilton Fish

   If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.
 ~funny quotes on shirt by Author Unknown

   If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
 ~saying about shirt by Jack Nicholson

   So our human life but dies down to its root, and still puts forth its green blade to eternity.
 ~quote about Attitude by Henry David Thoreau, Walden

   Reading - the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by William Styron

   Michael W. Fox, vice-president of the Humane Society, said that, to call an animal with whom you share your life a 'pet,' is reminiscent of men's magazines where you (a figure of speech, don't take it personally) have the Pet of the Month. It is supposed that the continued use of the word pet to designate dogs or cats threatens to reduce their level of respect to the current status of twentieth century North American women. Now that's radical.
 ~sayings on Animal Rights by The McGill Red Herring

   There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Charlie Lau, 1982

   Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal.
 ~funny quotes on shirt by Tobias Dantzig

   The goalkeeper is the jewel in the crown and getting at him should be almost impossible. It's the biggest sin in football to make him do any work.
 ~saying about shirt by George Graham, 1997

   Women are the simple, and poets the superior, artisans of language... the intervention of grammarians is almost always bad.
 ~quote about Grammar by Rémy de Gourmont

   Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.
 ~quotes on Home by Charles Dickens

   The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you're the easiest person to fool.
 ~sayings on Wise Words by Richard Feynman

   The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Red Auerbach

   That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle.
 ~funny quotes on shirt by Lloyd Mangrum, about Bobby Locke

   Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
 ~saying about shirt by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Death, the sable smoke where vanishes the flame.
 ~quote about Death by George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage

   Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter
 ~quotes on Boss Day by Author Unknown

   The tactical difference between Association Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former the ball is the missile, in the latter men are the missiles.
 ~sayings on American football by Alfred E. Crawley, The Book of the Ball, 1913

   It is awfully important to know what is and what is not your business
 ~quotations on Business by Gertrude Stein

   Gratitude is the memory of the heart
 ~funny quotes on shirt by Jean Baptiste Massieu, translated from French

   When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content.
 ~saying about shirt by Niccolo Machiavelli

   If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots.
 ~quote about Peace by Napoleon Bonaparte

   A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.
 ~quotes on War by Herbert V. Prochnow

   Credit lengthens life; debt shorten its. To live long, avoid debt.
 ~sayings on Financial by

   Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.
 ~quotations on Luck by R.E. Shay

   Promise only what you can deliver. Then deliver more than you promise.
 ~funny quotes on shirt by Author Unknown

   While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
 ~saying about shirt by Doug Horton

   If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state.
 ~quote about Hypocrisy by Leo Tolstoy, The Kingdom of God Is Within You

   All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain't got indoor plumbing, but that don't mean there's something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I've never seen a more boring sport.
 ~quotes on Soccer by Mike Royko, 1994

   The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love.
 ~sayings on Baseball by Bryant Gumbel, 1981

   We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.
 ~quotations on America by Benjamin Harrison, address to Congress, 1888

   The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants
 ~funny quotes on shirt by John Andrew Holmes

   Whenever you fall, pick something up.
 ~saying about shirt by Oswald Avery

   You're always in either first or fifth, but you know there's a lot of great gears in between.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Tony to Angela on Who's The Boss

   Taught from infancy that beauty is woman's sceptre, the mind shapes itself to the body, and roaming round its gilt cage, only seeks to adorn its prison.
 ~quotes on Feminism by Mary Wollstonecraft

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