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   Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
 ~quote about Compassion by Seneca

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   The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends
 ~quotes on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown

   To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter; to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring - these are some of the rewards of the simple life.
 ~sayings on Nature by John Burroughs

   Learning how to operate a soul figures to take time.
 ~quotations on Soul by Timothy Leary

   My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by From the movie Ed TV

   It is never too late to give up our prejudices.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Henry David Thoreau

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   The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer.
 ~quote about Photography by Author Unknown

   The road leading to a goal does not separate you from the destination; it is essentially a part of it.
 ~quotes on Goals by Charles DeLint

   A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may drop even those undermost garments of dissimulation, courtesy, and second thought, which men never put off, and may deal with him with the simplicity and wholeness with which one chemical atom meets another.
 ~sayings on Friendship by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 ~quotations on Humor by

   Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Dinah Craik

   The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Agatha Christie

   Repeat every morning: I can do all things through god who strengthens me.
 ~quote about Self Discipline by

   When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.
 ~quotes on Philosophical by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
 ~sayings on Justice by Erik Pepke

   I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
 ~quotations on Famous Saying by Irvin S. Cobb

   Bore: A man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Gian Vincenzo Gravina

   There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Publius Terentius Afer

   Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
 ~quote about Knowledge by Abbott Lawrence Lowell

   There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
 ~quotes on Friendship by Author Unknown

   If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?
 ~sayings on Christmas by Don Meredith

   It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers.
 ~quotations on Education by Author unknown, quoted in You Said a Mouthful, Ronald D. Fuchs, ed.

   Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Arthur Schopenhauer

   The USA was founded in the name of democracy, equality and individual freedom, but is failing to deliver the fundamental promise of protecting rights for all
 ~saying about sarcastic by Amnesty International

   A pillow for thee will I bring,Stuffed with down of angel's wing.
 ~quote about Angels by Richard Crashaw

   The Present is a Point just passed.
 ~quotes on Time by David Russell

   Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is.
 ~sayings on Technology by Robert M. Pirsig

   Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
 ~quotations on Poker by Jackie Robinson

   You may delay, but time will not.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Benjamin Franklin

   Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.
 ~saying about sarcastic by William Feather

   The ultimate value of life depends upon awareness and the power of contemplation rather than upon mere survival.
 ~quote about Self Improvement by Aristotle

   When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
 ~quotes on Women by Gail Sheehy

   Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
 ~sayings on Golf by Phil Blackmar

   Cheerleading is more than a sport; it's an attitude.
 ~quotations on Cheerleading by Author Unknown

   It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Mark Twain, Following the Equator

   The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., Over the Teacups, 1891

   I have never been able to think of the day as one of mourning; I have never quite been able to feel that half-masted flags were appropriate on Decoration DayI have rather felt that the flag should be at the peak, because those whose dying we commemorate r
 ~quote about Memorial Day by Benjamin Harrison

   Adversity introduces a man to himself.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Author Unknown

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