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   Your body is a temple, but only if you treat it as one.
 ~quote about Body by Astrid Alauda

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   Precisely the least, the softest, lightest, a lizard's rustling, a breath, a flash, a moment - a little makes the way of the best happiness.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Frederich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra

   A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
 ~sayings on Kisses by Ingrid Bergman

   Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other.
 ~quotations on Gambling by Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1823

   If what you're working for really matters, you'll give it all you've got
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Nido Qubein

   God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees and flowers and clouds and stars.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Martin Luther

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   Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Oscar Wilde

   Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.
 ~quotes on Writing by Nathaniel Hawthorne

   You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late
 ~sayings on Sweetest Day by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
 ~quotations on Happiness by Robert Frost

   Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in youThey are not perfect but are always perfect for you
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Author Unknown

   Charlatanism of some degree is indispensable to effective leadership.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Eric Hoffer

   History: a collection of epitaphs.
 ~quote about History by Elbert Hubbard, The Roycroft Dictionary

   Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road.
 ~quotes on Conformity by Voltaire

   There can be no other occupation like gardening in which, if you were to creep up behind someone at their work, you would find them smiling.
 ~sayings on Gardens by Mirabel Osler

   The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. Persecution is used in theology, not in arithmetic.
 ~quotations on Math by Bertrand Russell

   Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Maureen Murphy

   He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Author Unknown

   Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
 ~quote about Attitude by Buddha

   When it is dark enough, you can see the stars
 ~quotes on Adversity by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Kindness is the greatest wisdom
 ~sayings on Sweetest Day by Author Unknown

   Not being able to govern events, I govern myself.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Michel de Montaigne

   I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Mae West

   I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it
 ~saying about sarcastic by Thomas Jefferson

   Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.
 ~quote about Laughter by Author Unknown

   If Galileo had said in verse that the world moved, the inquisition might have let him alone.
 ~quotes on Poetry by Thomas Hardy

   Rainbows apologize for angry skies.
 ~sayings on Weather by Sylvia Voirol

   Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty in communication. They would rather defend their dishonesty on the grounds that it might hurt others. Therefore, having rationalized their phoniness into nobility, they settle for superficial relationships.
 ~quotations on Honesty by Author Unknown

   Man can starve from a lack of self-realization as much as... from a lack of bread.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Richard Wright, Native Son, 1940

   How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Abraham Lincoln

   Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
 ~quote about Housework by Hoosier Farmer

   It is a mistake for a sculptor or a painter to speak or write very often about his job. It releases tension needed for his work.
 ~quotes on Art by Henry Moore

   Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Joe Clark

   Appearances are not held to be a clue to the truth. But we seem to have no other.
 ~quotations on Appearance by Ivy Compton-Burnett

   Coquetry whets the appetite; flirtation depraves it. Coquetry is the thorn that guards the rose - easily trimmed off when once plucked. Flirtation is like the slime on water-plants, making them hard to handle, and when caught, only to be cherished in slimy waters.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Ik Marvel

   You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Proverb

   We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
 ~quote about Anniversaries by Author Unknown

   Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
 ~quotes on Death by Socrates

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