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   Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
 ~quote about Dieting by Author Unknown

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   The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.
 ~quotes on Water by Isak Dinesen

   The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.
 ~sayings on Advertising by Louis Kronenberger

   Truth is a great flirt.
 ~quotations on Truth by Franz Liszt

   Falling in love is so hard on the knees
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Aerosmith

   Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Adlai Stevenson

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   Resolve to observe or learn something new every day. It’ll keep you mentally sharp and youthful.
 ~quote about Self Improvement by

   Sometimes in football you have to score goals
 ~quotes on Sports Soccer by Thierry Henry

   I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
 ~sayings on Sanity by G.B. Burgin

   History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions.
 ~quotations on History by Ted Koppel

   Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Alan Coren

   The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Edgar Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent

   To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
 ~quote about Being Yourself by e.e. cummings, 1955

   People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
 ~quotes on Anger by Will Rogers

   Kill one man and your'e a murder, kill a million and your a King, kill them all and your a god.
 ~sayings on Unknown by

   Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark
 ~quotations on Patriot Day by Rabindranath Tagore

   When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.

 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Edward R. Murrow

   We have produced a world of contented bodies and discontented minds.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Adam Clayton Powell, Keep the Faith, Baby!, 1967

   A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
 ~quote about Bores by Henry Ford

   Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
 ~quotes on Alcohol by Galileo

   One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet
 ~sayings on Romantic Quotes by Mongo

   One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human
 ~quotations on Party Invitations by George Santayana

   Psychoanalysis can provide a theory of 'progress,' but only by viewing history as a neurosis.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Norman O. Brown, Life Against Death

   I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, Mother, what was war?
 ~saying about sarcastic by Eve Merriam

   No other discipline has its portals so wide open to the general public as history.
 ~quote about History by Johan Huizinga, Men and Ideas

   More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
 ~quotes on Dieting by John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society

   Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you.
 ~sayings on Love by From the movie The Story of Us

   After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
 ~quotations on Computers by John Pierce

   Truth breeds hatred.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Bias of Priene, Maxims

   Virtue would not go to such lengths if vanity did not keep her company.
 ~saying about sarcastic by François de la Rochefoucauld

   Beyond my body my veins are invisible.
 ~quote about Body by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.

 ~quotes on Success by Euripides

   There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.
 ~sayings on Generations by Author Unknown

   What's the good of news if you haven't a sister to share it?
 ~quotations on Sisters by Jenny DeVries

   At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboardsMy hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Paul Freund

   Society is composed of two great classes - those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Sébastien-Roch Nicholas de Chamfort

   We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it. You've got to really look after it and nurture it
 ~quote about Romantic Quotes by John Lennon

   In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
 ~quotes on Life by Charlie Brown

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