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   [L]aughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
 ~quote about Laughter by Hugh Sidey

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   A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others.
 ~quotes on Teachers by Author Unknown

   Bread of flour is good; but there is bread, sweet as honey, if we would eat it, in a good book.
 ~sayings on Books Reading by John Ruskin

   For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday
 ~quotations on Birthday Sayings by John Glenn

   Everyone who has run knows that its most important value is in removing tension and allowing a release from whatever other cares the day may bring.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Jimmy Carter

   A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral
 ~saying about sarcastic by Antoine De Saint

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   [A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
 ~quote about Math by Evan Esar, Esar's Comic Dictionary

   If you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
 ~quotes on Nostalgia by Griff Niblack

   If you don't have this freedom of the press, then all these little fellows are weaseling around and doing their monkey business and they never get caught.
 ~sayings on Censorship by Harold R. Medina

   Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
 ~quotations on Driving by Mary Ellen Kelly

   The winds that blow through the wide sky in these mounts, the winds that sweep from Canada to Mexico, from the Pacific to the Atlantic - have always blown on free men
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   Science without conscience is the soul's perdition.
 ~saying about sarcastic by François Rabelais, Pantagruel, 1572

   Failing to distinguish between needs and wants keeps many people poor. Think.
 ~quote about Financial by

   People are eternally divided into two classes, the believer, builder, and praiser, and the unbeliever, destroyer and critic.
 ~quotes on Self Discipline by John Ruskin

   Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart
 ~sayings on Christmas by Washington Irving

   A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.
 ~quotations on Decisions by Rita Mae Brown

   God gave burdens, also shoulders
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Yiddish Proverb

   The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Norman Vincent Peale

   U.S. consumers and industry dispose of enough aluminum to rebuild the commercial air fleet every three months; enough iron and steel to continuously supply all automakers; enough glass to fill New York's World Trade Center every two weeks.
 ~quote about Environment by Environmental Defense Fund advertisement, Christian Science Monitor, 1990

   The idea is to die young as late as possible.
 ~quotes on Age by Ashley Montagu

   Sometimes the littlest things in life are the hardest to takeYou can sit on a mountain more comfortably than on a tack
 ~sayings on Adversity by Author Unknown

   What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
 ~quotations on Art by Augustus Saint-Gaudens

   Who is rich? He who rejoices in his portion.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by The Talmud

   anyone of us has a right to love and to be loved,so go on and find anyone so that you will be loved.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Jan Laurence Fernan

   Today the world changes so quickly that in growing up we take leave not just of youth but of the world we were young in.
 ~quote about Society by Peter Medawar

   A good character is the best tombstoneThose who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have witheredCarve your name on hearts, not on marble
 ~quotes on Sweetest Day by Charles H. Spurgeon

   Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
 ~sayings on Living by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
 ~quotations on Alcohol by Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

   Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Robert F. Kennedy

   Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   Dancing is just discovery, discovery, discovery.
 ~quote about Dancing by Martha Graham

   A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
 ~quotes on Literature by Mark Twain

   Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Arthur Ashe

   Kindness is the greatest wisdom.
 ~quotations on Kindness by Author Unknown

   Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Author Unknown

   The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Isak Dinesen

   The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.
 ~quote about Advertising by Louis Kronenberger

   Truth is a great flirt.
 ~quotes on Truth by Franz Liszt

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