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   Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart.
 ~quote about Prejudice by Countess of Blessington

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   Never ruin an apology with an excuse
 ~quotes on I'm Sorry by Kimberly Johnson

   Originally marriage meant the sale of a woman by one man to another; now most women sell themselves though they have no intention of delivering the goods listed in the bill of sale.
 ~sayings on Marriage by Robert Graves

   Smoking is pulmonary rape.
 ~quotations on Smoking by Author Unknown

   Sunday school: a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by H.L. Mencken

   If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Lawrence J. Peter

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   None of us got where we are solely by pulling ourselves up by our bootstrapsWe got here because somebody - a parent, a teacher, an Ivy League crony or a few nuns - bent down and helped us pick up our boots
 ~quote about Teacher Appreciation by Thurgood Marshall

   Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
 ~quotes on Freedom by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Each act is virgin, even the repeated ones.
 ~sayings on Perspective by René Char

   Remedy it, or welcome it: a wise man's only two choices.
 ~quotations on Wise Words by Terri Guillemets

   There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular.
 ~saying about sarcastic by E.V. Lucas

   The value of identity of course is that so often with it comes purpose.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Richard Grant

   Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.
 ~quotes on Self-Control by Thomas Jefferson

   Success means lots discipline. When Rome stopped disciplining, she started dying.
 ~sayings on Success by

   Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
 ~quotations on Humor by

   Apology is a lovely perfume; it can transform the clumsiest moment into a gracious gift.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Margaret Lee Runbeck

   Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
 ~saying about sarcastic by J.C. Watts

   Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 ~quote about War by Author Unknown

   There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values
 ~quotes on Graduation by Author Unknown

   You can't wring your hands and roll up your sleeves at the same time.
 ~sayings on Worry by Pat Schroeder

   Journalism is organized gossip.
 ~quotations on Media Journalism by Edward Egglestone

   Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by E.W. Howe

   We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

   It may be that all games are silly. But then, so are humans.
 ~quote about Sports by Robert Lynd

   An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.
 ~quotes on Art by Andy Warhol

   To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them.
 ~sayings on Virtue by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

   Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
 ~quotations on Sisters by Pam Brown

   Our grandchildren accept us for ourselves, without rebuke or effort to change us, as no one in our entire lives has ever done, not our parents, siblings, spouses, friends - and hardly ever our own grown children.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Ruth Goode

   Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Oliver Herford

   Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.
 ~quote about Confidence by Bruce Barton

   The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.
 ~quotes on Children by Joe Houldsworth

   Without forgiveness life is governed by... an endless cycle of resentment and retaliation.
 ~sayings on Forgiveness by Roberto Assagioli

   There are books so alive that you're always afraid that while you weren't reading, the book has gone and changed, has shifted like a river; while you went on living, it went on living too, and like a river moved on and moved away. No one has stepped twice into the same river. But did anyone ever step twice into the same book?
 ~quotations on Books Reading by Marina Tsvetaeva

   Man - despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments - owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Author Unknown

   To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Ken S. Keyes, Jr., Handbook to Higher Consciousness

   A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.
 ~quote about Confidence by David Brinkley

   No one can get inner peace by pouncing on it.
 ~quotes on Stress by Harry Emerson Fosdick

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