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   You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
 ~quote about Age by George Burns

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   God waits to win back his own flowers as gifts from man's hands.
 ~quotes on Gifts by Rabindranath Tagore, Stray Birds, 1916

   Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
 ~sayings on Drugs by Leighann Lord

   A man is not completely born until he is dead
 ~quotations on Birth by Benjamin Franklin

   Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by William Feather

   Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book
 ~saying about sarcastic by Madonna

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   Nationalism is an infantile diease, the measles of mankind
 ~quote about Mankind by Albert Einstein

   Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal
 ~quotes on Dreams by Pamela Vaull Starr

   A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
 ~sayings on Smiles by Author Unknown

   The future influences the present just as much as the past.
 ~quotations on Philosophical by Friedrich Nietzsche

   America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Sigmund Freud

   An unemployed existence is a worse negation of life than death itself.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Josť Ortega y Gasset

   It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
 ~quote about Driving by Author Unknown

   Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
 ~quotes on Computers by Jeff Pesis

   Let them think I throw it. That gives me an edge because it is another pitch they have to worry about
 ~sayings on Baseball by Lew Burdette

   Talent is that which is in a man's power; genius is that in whose power a man is.
 ~quotations on Genius by James Russell Lowell, Literary Essays

   One of these days is none of these days.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Attributed to both Henri Tubach and H.G. Bohn

   The troubles deep in the pot are known only by the spoon
 ~saying about sarcastic by Italian

   Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness.
 ~quote about Kindness by Seneca

   Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Josephine Hart

   She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.
 ~sayings on Humorous by Saul Bellow

   It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.
 ~quotations on Mind by Horace

   As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

   The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Author Unknown

   To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.
 ~quote about Dieting by Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, 1876

   Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
 ~quotes on Funny Quotes by Groucho Marx

   Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
 ~sayings on Teachers by Gail Godwin

   Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
 ~quotations on Religion by Author Unknown

   Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by David Brown, quoted in Reader's Digest Quotable Quotes, April 2004

   When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

   How can the spirit of the earth like the white man?... Everywhere the white man has touched it, it is sore.
 ~quote about Environment by Anonymous Wintu Woman

   I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at one another.
 ~quotes on Sports by Al Oerter

   Sometimes we make love with our eyesSometimes we make love with our handsSometimes we make love with our bodiesAlways we make love with our hearts
 ~sayings on Valentine's Day by Author Unknown

   The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian pahks his cah, the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to warsh his car and invest in erl wells.
 ~quotations on Language by Author Unknown

   An inability to stay quiet is one of the most conspicuous failings of mankind.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Walter Bagehot

   There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Robert Lynd, The Blue Lion and Other Essays

   Develop a built-in bullshit detector.
 ~quote about Learning by Hemingway, advice to Stanley Karnow, as quoted in Friendly Advice compiled and edited by Jon Winokur

   We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.
 ~quotes on Civilization by Richard P. Feynman

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