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   California's a wonderful place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
 ~quote about Places by Author Unknown

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   Humor is reason gone mad.
 ~quotes on Humor by Groucho Marx

   A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
 ~sayings on Politics by Leo Rosten

   The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself.
 ~quotations on Hypocrisy by Jane Addams

   You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Every time someone tells me how sharp my photos are, I assume that it isn't a very interesting photograph. If it were, they would have more to say.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Author Unknown

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   Actually, I'm not all that interested in the subject of photography. Once the picture is in the box, I'm not all that interested in what happens next. Hunters, after all, aren't cooks.
 ~quote about Photography by Henri Cartier-Bresson

   Men are no more immune from emotions than women; we think women are more emotional because the culture lets them give free vent to certain feelings, feminine ones, that is, no anger please, but it's okay to turn on the waterworks.
 ~quotes on Emotions by Una Stannard

   Isn't elegance forgetting what one is wearing?
 ~sayings on Celebrity by Yves Saint Laurent

   The memories of men are too frail a thread to hang history from.
 ~quotations on History by John Still, The Jungle Tide

   These words dropped into my childish mind as if you should accidentally drop a ring into a deep well. I did not think of them much at the time, but there came a day in my life when the ring was fished up out of the well, good as new.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Old Town Folks, 1869

   He who limps is still walking.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Stanislaw J. Lec

   Writing is both mask and unveiling.
 ~quote about Writing by E.B. White

   When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.
 ~quotes on Age by Marty Bucella

   If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay, the arts would perish with their starving practitioners - let us thank heaven for hypocrisy.
 ~sayings on Hypocrisy by Aldous Huxley

   Statistics can be made to prove anything - even the truth.
 ~quotations on Statistics by Author Unknown

   Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Leo Rosten

   Every trial endured and weathered in the right spirit makes a soul nobler and stronger than it was before.
 ~saying about sarcastic by James Buckham

   Idleness is the beginning of all psychology. What? Could it be that psychology is - a vice?
 ~quote about Psychology by Friedrich Nietzsche, alluding to the proverb Idleness is the beginning of all vices

   Only by falling in love with our work will it bestow on us its richest blessings.
 ~quotes on Career by

   Fear imprisons, faith liberates; fear paralyzes, faith empowers; fear disheartens, faith encourages; fear sickens, faith heals; fear makes useless, faith makes serviceable.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Harry Emerson Fosdick

   But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?
 ~quotations on Happiness by Albert Camus

   Really we create nothing. We merely plagiarize nature.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Jean Baitaillon

   Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Robert Brault

   It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor
 ~quote about April Fool's Day by Max Eastman

   As the print of the seal on the wax is the express image of the seal itself, so Christ is the express image - the perfect representation of God.
 ~quotes on Jesus Christ by St Ambrose

   Say not, I have found the truth, but rather, I have found a truth. Say not, I have found the path of the soul. Say rather, I have met the soul walking upon my path. For the soul walks upon all paths. The soul walks not upon a line, neither does it grow like a reed. The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals.
 ~sayings on Soul by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923

   A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
 ~quotations on Ignorance by Anatole France

   That best academy, a mother's knee.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by James Russell Lowell

   A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
 ~saying about sarcastic by David Brenner

   The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
 ~quote about Happiness by J.D. Salinger

   The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
 ~quotes on Politics by John Kenneth Galbraith

   Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.
 ~sayings on Fathers by Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities

   At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
 ~quotations on Laughter by Jean Houston

   The one good thing about not seeing you is that I can write you letters.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Svetlana Alliluyeva

   New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
 ~saying about sarcastic by David Letterman

   It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, Go away, I'm looking for the truth, and so it goes away. Puzzling.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Robert M. Pirsig

   Love is being stupid together
 ~quotes on Romantic Quotes by Paul Valery

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