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   To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring
 ~quote about Groundhog Day by George Santayana
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   When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine.
 ~quotes on Sex by H.G. Wells, 1935

   Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
 ~sayings on Caffeine by Dutch Proverb

   No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
 ~quotations on Caffeine by Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

   Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
 ~funny redneck saying by Aristotle

   Men hate to be misunderstood, and to be understood makes them furious.
 ~saying about redneck by Edgar Saltus
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   I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
 ~quote about Death by R. Geis

   Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
 ~quotes on Humor by Mary Hirsch

   I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
 ~sayings on Freedom by James Madison, speech, Virginia Convention, 1788

   It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door, he used to say. You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.
 ~quotations on Wise Words by J.R.R. Tolkien, Three Is Company, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 1954

   The young people who come to me in the hope of hearing me utter a few memorable maxims are quite disappointed. Aphorisms are not my forte, I say nothing but banalities.... I listen to them and they go away delighted.
 ~funny redneck saying by Andre Gide

   He who strikes first shows his ideas have run out.
 ~saying about redneck by

   Then there is the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches.
 ~quote about Statistics by W.I.E. Gates

   You know why there are so many whitefish in the Yellowstone River? Because the Fish and Game people have never done anything to help them.
 ~quotes on Nature by Russell Chatham, Silent Seasons, 1978

   There they stand, the innumerable stars, shining in order like a living hymn, written in light.
 ~sayings on Night by N.P. Willis

   I think the best pictures are often on the edges of any situation, I don't find photographing the situation nearly as interesting as photographing the edges.
 ~quotations on Photography by William Albert Allard, The Photographic Essay

   Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.
 ~funny redneck saying by Author Unknown

   An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
 ~saying about redneck by Mahatma Gandhi

   The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
 ~quote about Civilization by Carol Matthau

   Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
 ~quotes on Grandparents by Lord Chesterfield

   The violence we do to ourselves in order to remain faithful to the one we love is hardly better than an act of infidelity.
 ~sayings on Perspective by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665

   Objects are inorganic and biological values; subjects are social and intellectual values
 ~quotations on Attitude by Robert M. Pirsig

   If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
 ~funny redneck saying by Alice Duer Miller

   Yes, I will go. I would rather grieve over your absence than over you.
 ~saying about redneck by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have to keep them, either. They keep you.
 ~quote about Habits by Frank Crane

   We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them
 ~quotes on Adversity by Charles C. West

   Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. The airplane simply carries a man on its back like an obedient Pegasus; it gives him no wings of his own.
 ~sayings on Bicycling by Louis J. Helle, Jr., Spring in Washington

   Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
 ~quotations on Freedom by H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956

   They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
 ~funny redneck saying by James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982

   The best time to make friends is before you need them.
 ~saying about redneck by Ethel Barrymore

   Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!
 ~quote about Sisters by Charlotte M. Yonge

   Old houses mended,Cost little less than new before they're ended.
 ~quotes on Housewarming by Colley Cibber

   The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to think letters are never worth going through the rain for.
 ~sayings on Letters by Jane Austen

   I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
 ~quotations on Humor by Drew Barrymore

   The education and empowerment of women throughout the world cannot fail to result in a more caring, tolerant, just and peaceful life for all
 ~funny redneck saying by Aung San Suu Kyi

   I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
 ~saying about redneck by Barry Goldwater

   I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
 ~quote about Feminism by Marlo Thomas

   There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself.
 ~quotes on Helping by Andrew Carnegie
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