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   For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.
 ~quote about Life by Albert Camus

   Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
 ~quotes on Kindness by James Matthew Barrie

   The secret to friendship is being a good listener
 ~sayings on Friendship by Unknown

   Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
 ~quotations on Humor by Gordon B. Hinckley

   My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
 ~funny redneck saying by Henny Youngman

   The old theory was Marry an older man, because they're more mature. But the new theory is: Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
 ~saying about redneck by Rita Rudner

   I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
 ~quote about Golf by G.K. Chesterton

   A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
 ~quotes on Advice by Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911

   The historian has before him a jigsaw puzzle from which many pieces have disappeared. These gaps can be filled only by his imagination.
 ~sayings on History by Gaetano Salvemini, Historian and Scientist

   One can write, think and pray exclusively of others; dreams are all egocentric.
 ~quotations on Dreams by Evelyn Waugh

   It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
 ~funny redneck saying by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop
 ~saying about redneck by Ovid

   A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife. Ditto for wife’s husband.
 ~quote about Family by

   Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.
 ~quotes on Environment by Henry David Thoreau

   Go and wake up your luck. Persian Saying
 ~sayings on Luck by

   Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
 ~quotations on Men by Jerry Seinfeld

   To him in whom love dwells, the whole world is but one family.
 ~funny redneck saying by Buddha

   You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience
 ~saying about redneck by Author Unknown

   There are two kinds of light - the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.
 ~quote about Light by James Thurber

   I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn't fall down.
 ~quotes on Confidence by Allen H. Neuharth

   Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
 ~sayings on America by Robert Orben

   I know God will not give me anything I can't handleI just wish that He didn't trust me so much
 ~quotations on Adversity by Mother Teresa

   It is good to be alone in a garden at dawn or dark so that all its shy presences may haunt you and possess you in a reverie of suspended thought.
 ~funny redneck saying by James Douglas, Down Shoe Lane

   A man hasn't got a corner on virtue just because his shoes are shined.
 ~saying about redneck by Anne Petry

    Don't worry about what's ahead. Just go as far as you can go - from there you can see farther
 ~quote about Worry by David Letterman

   Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
 ~quotes on Famous Saying by Oscar Wilde

   In every age the good old days were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
 ~sayings on Miscellaneous by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

   For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
 ~quotations on Happiness by Author Unknown

   When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.
 ~funny redneck saying by Joyce Brothers

   If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine.
 ~saying about redneck by Author Unknown

   If a man harbors any sort of fear, it percolates through all thinking, damages his personality and makes him a landlord to a ghost.
 ~quote about Fear by Lloyd Douglas

   A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death
 ~quotes on Death by Albert Einstein

   I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
 ~sayings on Baseball by Rogers Hornsby

   When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas timeWhy are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
 ~quotations on Christmas by G.K. Chesterton

   The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
 ~funny redneck saying by Ambrose Bierce

   The inertia hardest to overcome is that of perfectly good seconds.
 ~saying about redneck by Martin H. Fischer

   Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything: routine.
 ~quote about Marriage by Honore de Balzac

   No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.
 ~quotes on Writing by Russell Lynes

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