From my point of view, a book is a literary prescription put up for the benefit of someone who needs it.
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The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.
~quotes on Speaking by Author Unknown Sometimes I think and other times I am.
~sayings on Thinking by Paul Valéry, Variété: Cantiques spirituels, 1924 Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
~quotations on Golf by William Wordsworth In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experienceTake the experience first; the cash will come later
~funny relationship quotes by Harold Geneen Good for the body is the work of the body, and good for the soul is the work of the soul, and good for either is the work of the other.
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See, the human mind is kind of like... a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.
~quote about Sanity by Jane Wagner A political leader is necessarily an imposter since he believes in solving life's problems without asking its question.
~quotes on Politics by André Malraux Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better
~sayings on Independence Day by Albert Camus Wasn't marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn't it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt.
~quotations on Marriage by Edna Ferber, Show Boat, 1926 My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
~funny relationship quotes by Author Unknown Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
~saying about relationship by Leonardo DaVinci My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
~quote about Sex by Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975 Train yourself to tolerate others’ opinions. It’s just as hard for them to tolerate yours.
~quotes on Relationship by Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.
~sayings on Baseball by Author Unknown [T]hat is the triumph of history - truth absolute is not at hand; the original with which to match the copy does not exist.
~quotations on History by Jacques Barzun, Clio and the Doctors An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
~funny relationship quotes by Author Unknown When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
~saying about relationship by Henry Wheeler Shaw, a.k.a. Josh Billings A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
~quote about Money by Yogi Berra There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.
~quotes on Poetry by Robert Graves, 1962 interview on BBC-TV, based on a very similar statement he overheard around 1955 It is frequently the tragedy of the great artist, as it is of the great scientist, that he frightens the ordinary man.
~sayings on Art by Loren Eiseley, The Night Country, 1971 My life is my message.
~quotations on Helping by Mahatma Ghandi In an incredible perversion of justice, former soldiers who sprayed festeringly poisonous chemicals on Vietnam, and now find today that they themselves have been damaged by them, appeal to the people for sympathy and charity. The effects of the defoliant Agent Orange are discussed at length, but not one single newspaper article or hearing that we are aware of has even mentioned the effects of the people who still live in those regions of Vietnam. It's as outlandish as if Nazis who gassed Jews were now to come forward and whine that the poisons they utilized had finally made them sick. The staggering monstrousness goes unlaughed at and even unnoticed, as in a Kafka novel.
~funny relationship quotes by Fred Woodworth, The Match, No. 79 The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm
~saying about relationship by Fred Dehner It is only when the mind and character slumber that the dress can be seen.
~quote about Appearance by Ralph Waldo Emerson I don't know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the future
~quotes on Self-Determination by Ralph Abernathy Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.
~sayings on Perfection by Samuel McChord Crothers What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books.
~quotations on Censorship by Sigmund Freud, 1933 We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
~funny relationship quotes by Buddha It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
~saying about relationship by J. Horace McFarland One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
~quote about Golf by George Archer I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
~quotes on Sports by Clint Sprague Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with.
~sayings on Jewelry by Thomas Carlyle Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.
~quotations on Children by William Stafford Don't cookDon't cleanNo man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculateLie down, you hot bitch."
~funny relationship quotes by Joan Rivers What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.
~saying about relationship by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark
~quote about April Fool's Day by Henry Louis Mencken No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property.
~quotes on Perspective by Charles Dudley Warner
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