We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?
~quote about Hypocrisy by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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~quotes on Adversity by Socrates We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
~sayings on History by Dick Gregory When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong.
~quotations on Conformity by Ani Difranco Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
~funny retirement quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
~saying about retirement by John Locke
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~quote about Fathers by Victoria Secunda, Women and Their Fathers, 1992 Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
~quotes on Men by Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny.
~sayings on Justice by Edmund Burke Motherhood is like Albania - you can't trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there
~quotations on Books by Marni Jackson Bad habits are easy to acquire but hard live with.
~funny retirement quote by I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least.
~saying about retirement by Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
~quote about Wise Words by Theodore Roosevelt We are free, truly free, when we don't need to rent our arms to anybody in order to be able to lift a piece of bread to our mouths.
~quotes on Freedom by Ricardo Flores Magon, speech, 31 May 1914 The night walked down the sky with the moon in her hand.
~sayings on Walking by Frederick L. Knowles The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not belong to us. It is not the possession of our being. Sleep opens within us an inn for phantoms. In the morning we must sweep out the shadows.
~quotations on Sleep by Gaston Bachelard A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
~funny retirement quote by William C. Feather The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.
~saying about retirement by E.B. White, Hot Weather, One Man's Meat, 1944 A lie is coward’s way for solving a problem or evading a difficulty. Never deceive. When he finds you out, he’ll harm you more than your deceit helped. Nature puts curse on all wrong-doing.
~quote about Self Discipline by There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries
~quotes on Christmas by W.J. Cameron Common experience shows how much rarer is moral courage than physical bravery. A thousand men will march to the mouth of the cannon where one man will dare espouse an unpopular cause.
~sayings on Conformity by Clarence Darrow, Resist Not Evil Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
~quotations on Celebrity by David Letterman Logic is a large drawer, containing some useful instruments, and many more that are superfluous. A wise man will look into it for two purposes, to avail himself of those instruments that are really useful, and to admire the ingenuity with which those that are not so, are assorted and arranged.
~funny retirement quote by Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.
~saying about retirement by Benjamin Disraeli Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
~quote about I Love You by Author Unknown Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.
~quotes on Marriage by Author Unknown A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
~sayings on Dieting by Herbert B. Prochnow To save yourself much disappointment, realize early in life that every job has some dreary details that can’t dodge. Manual work is not degrading. There’s nothing for frayed nerves like physical work. When worried us your brain less and your muscles more.
~quotations on Happiness by It is easier to believe than to doubt.
~funny retirement quote by E.D. Martin, The Meaning of a Liberal Education If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
~saying about retirement by Calvin Coolidge Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.
~quote about Dreams by Azie Taylor Morton Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.
~quotes on Dogs by Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition.
~sayings on Grandparents by Author Unknown Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
~quotations on Happiness by Guilaume Apollinaire Country music is three chords and the truth.
~funny retirement quote by Harlan Howard Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
~saying about retirement by Arthur Daley An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
~quote about Mothers by Spanish Proverb Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
~quotes on Life by Christopher Morley, Thunder on the Left
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