I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework
~quote about Teacher Appreciation by Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"
Waste is a tax on the whole people.
~quotes on Environment by Albert W. Atwood
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
~sayings on God by Woody Allen
If experience was so important, we'd never have had anyone walk on the moon.
~quotations on Experience. by Doug Rader
The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
~funny retirement saying by Ralph Nader, quoted in Linda Botts, ed., Loose Talk, 1980
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left
~saying about retirement by Jerry M. Wright
If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
~quote about Guests by Russian Proverb
By night, an atheist half believes in God.
~quotes on Night by Edward Young, Night Thoughts
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag
~sayings on Patriotic by Author Unknown
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
~quotations on Marriage by Lee Trevino
Never worry about the size of your Christmas treeIn the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall
~funny retirement saying by Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas
Peace - that was the other name for home.
~saying about retirement by Kathleen Norris
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
~quote about Honesty by Slovenian Proverb
The only measure of your worth and your deeds will be the love you leave behind when you're gone
~quotes on Love Quotes by Fred Small
The sweetest sounds to mortals given, Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
~sayings on Mothers Day by William Goldsmith Brown
We didn't all come over on the same ship, but we're all in the same boat.
~quotations on Equality Difference by Bernard M. Baruch
Red serpents, fiery forms, and yelling hags,Fit company for mad adventurers.
~funny retirement saying by Philip Freneau
Drawing on my find command of language, I said nothing.
~saying about retirement by Robert Charles Benchley
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
~quote about Reality by Albert Einstein
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
~quotes on Sex by Author Unknown
Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension.
~sayings on Taxes by Author Unknown
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another
~quotations on Labor Day by Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.
~funny retirement saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.
~saying about retirement by Sholem Asch
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
~quote about Drugs by Author Unknown
I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day? I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day? My mom would always say, Every day is Kid's Day. To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?
~quotes on Homosexuality by Rob Nash
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
~sayings on Fathers by Gloria Naylor
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or yearEven when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols
~quotations on New Year by Thomas Mann
The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want.
~funny retirement saying by L.S. McCandless
Our children more attention pay, to what we do, than what we say. Training by example is easy and fast; by explaining long and difficult.
~saying about retirement by
Nerves and butterflies are fine - they're a physical sign that you're mentally ready and eager. You have to get the butterflies to fly in formation, that's the trick.
~quote about Worry by Steve Bull
Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren't through being children.
~quotes on Fathers by Cindy Garner
Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved.
~sayings on Love by Christopher Paul Rubero
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
~quotations on Nurses by W.C. Fields
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
~funny retirement saying by Michael Leunig
Have no fear of robbers or murderers. They are external dangers, petty dangers. We should fear ourselves. Prejudices are the real robbers; vices the real murders. The great dangers are within us. Why worry about what threatens our heads or purses? Let us think instead of what threatens our souls.
~saying about retirement by Victor Hugo
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
~quote about Alcohol by Homer Simpson
There are no facts, only interpretations.
~quotes on Reality by Friedrich Nietzsche
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